Macau

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Macanese Kim Jong Un (Left) Hong Kong Bill Clinton (Back) Chinese Hitler (Right)

Macau or Shitty Hong Kong is a "Special Administrative Region" of China.

But because of a fat guy like Kimmy Boi running Macau. Macau's head is so deep into China's ass that you might even call it a city of China but forget about it.

They try to be as good as Hong Kong but when you are almost as small as the Vatican. There's really nothing much to do there. I guess explore the slums and get mugged or go to the casinos to end up being poor etc... Macau was just a boring little dick off the coast of China after they went full Dutch and merged two islands into one making a knock-off Las Vegas and ending up being a circle-jerk of Chinese Powerful Bois wasting and laundering their money away. The only reason why people move there is to get $6000 Macanese Marks every year because the city makes so much money. But at the end of the day. If a great depression happens, Macau is fucking dead.

Land

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Oh God.

Macau is small. That's really all I can say. There's nothing to do there seriously why are you on this page.

Over like 70% of their land is reclaimed off the sea.

People

Imagine Chinese people speaking Portuguese (a.k.a shitty spanish)

They also invented the egg tart i guess idk.

Casinos

Waste your money there!

See Also

Hong Kong China Asia Cantopop