Alibaba

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Baba means business

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funfact: searching for shit yields you hundreds of various polo and tee shits

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respek is everything

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pulling out like a true business man

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chink'd hard

Alibaba/AliExpress (run by Alibaba Group, founded by Jack 'flying fist' Ma) is a go-to place for westerners who've always wanted to buy their own panda, nigger slippers by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, loli sexdoll, chemicals, handy tools, milk powder, bile of a bear, toddler speed bump or anything made in China. A visitor with a keen eye might find some services like online lessons for kung fu or guitar lessons held by pinoys. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for bulk orders and the latter for single pieces of product. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that special someone is now easier than shitting in a jacuzzi or eating with chopsticks.

	“	be careful what you wish for, you might just get it	„
	—Zedong, Mao, Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung

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HOLY SHIT JACK MA HAS MADE A DECISION TO QUIT IN SEPTEMBER 10TH 2019! HE GIVES UP!

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• western kids are such pussies they'd get ptsd out of this
  western kids are such pussies they'd get ptsd out of this
• includes a buttplug for dosing
  includes a buttplug for dosing
• thetan levels, not checked
  thetan levels, not checked
• it shoots money
  it shoots money
• start your cartel today
  start your cartel today

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• who would even want one
  who would even want one
• google is busy translating this one
  google is busy translating this one
• sticky substance hazard
  sticky substance hazard
• preparedness is the key
  preparedness is the key
• stay awhile and listen
  stay awhile and listen
• don't mention Weinstein
  don't mention Weinstein
• ship those buttplugs to DPRK
  ship those buttplugs to DPRK
• maddox needs a one
  maddox needs a one
• arm your cartel with these
  arm your cartel with these
• the secrets of shaolin monks, not included
  the secrets of shaolin monks, not included
• sexdolls for muslims
  sexdolls for muslims
• it's all red inside
  it's all red inside
• put the money in the sack
  put the money in the sack
• expectations vs reality
  expectations vs reality
• expectations met
  expectations met
• chinks being honest
  chinks being honest
• manlet buys a carpet
  manlet buys a carpet

There's also Taobao, Tmall, etc - which are more or less the same kind of deal.

	“	Taobao is Alibaba’s largest shopping platform, hosting millions of merchants. Taobao offers buyers the ability to purchase unusual items and services like boyfriends for hire, live scorpions, and plenty of counterfeit merchandise.	„
	—qtd. from blogpost by TransLegalLLC

Videos

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External Links

• blog for supposedly exposing the scammers

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