Alibaba
Alibaba/AliExpress (run by Alibaba Group, founded by Jack 'flying fist' Ma) is a go-to place for westerners who've always wanted to buy their own panda, nigger slippers by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, loli sexdoll, chemicals, handy tools, milk powder, bile of a bear, toddler speed bump or anything made in China. A visitor with a keen eye might find some services like online lessons for kung fu or guitar lessons held by pinoys. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for bulk orders and the latter for single pieces of product. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that special someone is now easier than shitting in a jacuzzi or eating with chopsticks.
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HOLY SHIT JACK MA HAS MADE A DECISION TO QUIT IN SEPTEMBER 10TH 2019! HE GIVES UP!
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western kids are such pussies they'd get ptsd out of this
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includes a buttplug for dosing
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thetan levels, not checked
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it shoots money
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start your cartel today
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who would even want one
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google is busy translating this one
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sticky substance hazard
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preparedness is the key
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stay awhile and listen
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don't mention Weinstein
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ship those buttplugs to DPRK
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maddox needs a one
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arm your cartel with these
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the secrets of shaolin monks, not included
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sexdolls for muslims
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it's all red inside
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put the money in the sack
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expectations vs reality
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expectations met
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chinks being honest
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manlet buys a carpet
There's also Taobao, Tmall, etc - which are more or less the same kind of deal.
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