Over 9000

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What!? 9,000!?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! or just Over 9,000 was an over-used meme that was started by the Japanese anime show Dragon Ball Z, where characters would use Scouters to detect power levels. This meme was cuntpasted many, many times and it's not funny anymore. Some argue that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the new challenger of "at least 100", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND shots...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9,000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.

"Over 9,000" is also recreated in the Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game.

It's Over 9,000! the book was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.

When searching "Over 9,000" on TOW, Project Chanology appears as the third hit. No one knows why.

The meme

The original meme went something like this:

• Nappa: VEGETA! What does the Scouter say about his power level?
• Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! *crushes Scouter*
• Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

Things that are over 9,000

• Number of retarded people who found their way onto the Internets.
• The amount of times your mom gets fucked as a prostitute (Lol she does it for free).
• The IQ in negative of most retarded human beings.
• The number of times an aspie gets shit on per month. Aspies are faggots!
• The fans on the Good Game facebook page which they brag about.
• The amount of brain cells Chris-Chan is missing.
• An estimate of how many times Chris-Chan has drunken his splooge in Fanta Orange Soda.
• The number of times you wank in an average week.over
• The number of zombies VVendettas puts on his maps
• The amount of articles in this wiki.
• The number of times your mom regretted not aborting you.
• The amount of genders that Tumblr users have created.
• The number of calories fat people eat per day.

Things that are literally over 9,000

Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9,000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9,000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9,000.

• The amount of Jews that Adolf Hitler killed. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews killed sometimes within a single day by Hitler!

• The number of people that show up at a Donald Trump rally.

• Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9,000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in phone books lol.

	“	At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.	„
	— Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists

Here's the proof.

Videos

Over 9,000 penises. A masterful piece of modern art. How to use. You are doing it wrong. You must have POWA! In this case Marty's power is less than 9,000. Previous Video | Next Video

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  Meme intertextuality.
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  It's over 9,000 Phelps!
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  Battlecard.

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  Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.
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  Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.
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  Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.
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  AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???
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  Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!
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  Pintsize knows it's over 9,000.
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  Fox also knows it's over 9,000.
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  SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
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  ¿Qué, 9,000?
• Over 9,000 penors.
  Over 9,000 penors.
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  Freaking Unbelievable. (View full).
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  >9,000.
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  Definitely over 9,000.
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  not 9,000!!??
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  It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
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  Accompanying inspirational poster.
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  Gaijin4koma.
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  Legolas sees the power.
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  Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!
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  What being over 9,000 really means.
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  Around 4 million actually.
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  Nyoro~n
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• The Jehovah's Witnesses got it right.
  The Jehovah's Witnesses got it right.
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  Even furfags can go over 9,000.
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  WHAT THE HAL!?
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  WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
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  Even emo fags can reach over 9,000.
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  Even Paula Deen is over 9,000.
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  Mahmoud agrees.
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  Rei knows it's over 9,000.
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  Original translation.
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  Bell....has....a dick?!
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  Not even wikipedos are safe.
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  Thetan level over 9,000
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  Chris-chan.
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  Doing it wrong.
• File:Energy Bill Over 9000.jpg
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  Courtesy of sci.
• Many names indeed.
  Many names indeed.
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  The exploitable version.
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  What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!
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  Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. DO IT FAGGOT!!!
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  DowJonesLULZ!
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  StockLULZ!
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  EVEN THE ROCK DRIVES OVER NINE THOUSAND LOLWUT?
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  Even used by Australian politicians.
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See also

• ALL CAPS
• Anime
• At least 100
• Dragon Ball Z
• Kate's Birthday
• Less than 9000
• Only 2 percent
• Oprah
• ROBOT9000
• THE BEST
• YouTube

External links

• UkrDramatica's article on the over 9,000 meme
• Over 9,000 people have been bitten by stray dogs in Bucharest
• India, Kashmir: over 9,000 women raped and molested
• ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND..... dot com
• Over 9,000 penises.
• How to Score 9,000 Points in 48 Hours - This article shows you how to get your Xbox 360 Gamerscore over 9,000.
• Over 9,000! - Ventrillo Harassment!
• Network scan reveals over 9,000 programs on the network
• 9,000 mothers butthurt by their dead babies
• Over 9,000 people, all failing to prevent over 9,000 pedophiles from raping Maddie lol
• It's Over 9,000! the book.

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