Shannon Watts

Shannon R. Watts is an anorexic attention whore and mother of five who decided to ride the corpses of the Sandy Hook shooting victims to fame by setting up a dumb Facebook page called Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America a mere day after Adam Lanza's rampage. Despite the fact that she could afford to lose several children to gun violence or dysentery and still have enough backup kids to save the entire white race from extinction, Shannon seems to have a completely irrational fear of firearms and actually seems to believe that banning guns will protect America's Tide Pod-eating youths from an early death.

See Also

• I masturbated right after the Sandy Hook Shooting

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