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Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Drama

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This page contains celebrity bullshit that wasn't worthy of taking up space in the Kesha article.


Lena Dunham & Jack Antonoff

We're shocked that she's not a lesbian too.

On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional landwhale Lena Dunham decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, The Lenny Letter. Lena wrote a tl;dr post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah. Yet she neglected to mention the fact that she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography and molested her own sister, two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.

Lady Gaga

Gaga and Ke$ha.

Lady Gaga has been one of Ke$ha's most vocal and prominent supporters – Understandable considering that Gaga herself has claimed that she was raped by a music producer early in her career. Gaga has shown her support for Ke$ha by warning people not to resort "victim blaming" and by dedicating a performance of Til It Happens To You, a song about being almost raped from a shitty movie about a fictional world that suffers from a campus rape epidemic, at the 2016 Academy Awards to survivors of sexual abuse – A dedication that, for some unknown reason, included Ke$ha.

Gaga's support for Ke$ha becomes particularly lulzy when you realize that Gaga herself helped R. Kelly, a man who allegedly enjoys urinating on underage girls, stage a comeback by making a music video that features Lady Gaga being drugged and raped by R. Kelly. Also hilarious is the fact that the video was recorded by Terry Richardson, another man who has been accused of being a sick, sexual predator.

Demi vs. Taylor

These children starved to death because Taylor Swift gave $250,000 to a woman who lied about being raped rather than donating it to a legitimate charity.
Demi Lovato

On February 21, 2016, Taylor Swift (who is currently being sued for slander for falsely accusing a man of groping her arse) donated $250,000 to teary-eyed Ke$ha – An act that caused Demi Lovato to begin whining on Twitter within about 20 minutes.


   
 
Take something to Capitol Hill or actually speak out about something and then I'll be impressed.
 

 
 

—Demi Lovato, jealous because she doesn't have $250,000 to waste


Demi herself would soon find herself caught in the crossfire after promoting Jennifer Lopez's new single.

You Sound Like A Fag Feat. Jonathan Hay

What a fag looks like.
What a fag sounds like.

Jonathan Hay is a complete failure of a record producer who, in 2005, was responsible for spreading a false rumour that Jay Z was cheating on Beyoncé with Rihanna – He sounds like a completely trustworthy individual! Seeing a way to get more attention for himself, Jonathan decided to enter the Ke$ha saga by speaking out against (i.e. slandering) Dr. Luke. Jonathan decided to voice his complaints about Dr. Luke to Rolling Stone, the same scummy tabloid that gave rape liar Jackie Coakley her very own soapbox.


   
 
I co-produced a remix to a song for Nappy Roots called ‘These Walls Revisited’ that Dr. Luke originally did 10 years earlier with Kanye West. Luke told me that he thought my version of the song ‘sucked’ and that I ‘took all the testosterone out of it and made the song sound like a fag.’ I was completely offended that Dr. Luke said I made the song ‘sound like a fag.'
 

 
 

—Jonathan Hay's music sounds like a fag

   
 
I think it’s a tragedy that Sony Music has remained firm and stood behind Dr. Luke throughout this whole Kesha ordeal. In my opinion, they should have parted ways with him a long time ago when they found out about his abuse on Kesha. He’s a monster.
 

 
 

—Jonathan Hay is definitely not a jealous faggot!


Ke$ha's fans then immediately responded with cries of HOMOPHOBE!


   
 
This is obviously a lie. I mean Luke is producing some of the gayest songs in the industry. Nice try, though!
 

 
 

—Nialler





   
 
I can't tell whether "Dr. Luke" is a pedophile or a closet fag ass motherfucker. Probably both.
 

 
 

—Ms__Anthrope

   
 
so basically dr luke is a controlling fag
 

 
 

—fuckphenty

   
 
I'm gonna haunt dr luke in his fag dreams
 

 
 

—Ashley "I don't care about my dead friend" Smith

   
 
dr. luke go to the hell Fag
 

 
 

—Jenfry9

   
 
Oh my god... RT @grannywrapper: Dr. Luke is a fragile faggot rapist bitch
 

 
 

—iKeshusChrist

   
 
Dr Luke is a faggot. Fuck you. I will never forgive you for messing with Kesha. She is more relevant than you will ever be fucker
 

 
 

—rocxrage

   
 
we're trying to free kesha from the faggot Dr. Luke
 

 
 

—EnigamticRose

   
 
DR LUKE HAS EXPOSED HIMSELF, WHATA FAGGOT
 

 
 

—SoyUnOsoCallate

   
 
she has a cross tattoo so she's Christian and she was forced to ! Its all bc of that faggot dr.luke
 

 
 

—EnigamticRose

   
 
#FreeKesha... You bitch will get you in jail @TheDoctorLuke!... You didn't make Kesha famous... She made her own path you rapist fag!
 

 
 

—Xtina Ecuador

   
 
gross hobo looking fag @TheDoctorLuke
 

 
 

—carlyslaejepsen

   
 
@TheDoctorLuke HEY FAGGOT LET KESHA DO WHAT SHE WANTS YOU FUCKED UP FAG
 

 
 

—Jefferrsss

   
 
@TheDoctorLuke Free Ke$ha dumbass fag, shame on you
 

 
 

—SVontrois

   
 
@TheDoctorLuke You're a piece of shit! fag! #FreeKesha
 

 
 

—GIVEUS81

   
 
@TheDoctorLuke DROWN U STUPID NIGGER
 

 
 

—laronroland

   
 
@TheDoctorLuke Please go fucking kill yourself you useless asshole cunt. I hope you burn in hell you dumb nigger
 

 
 

—any1whosany1

   
 
you fags who dragged celebs for not speaking up on Kesha sure did vanish when she dropped a song
 

 
 

—beyoncelately


The Game

The Game

You just lost the game.

Frankmusik

Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's butthurt.

Vincent James Turner (a.k.a. Frankmusic, Vincent Frank, Vincent Did It and Mr. Mouth) is a Britfaggonese "synthpop" musician who believes that not liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a rapist.


   
 
Please don't think I'm an SJW type. I watch Thunderfoot all the time.
 

 
 

—Vincent Frank, believing that watching Thundercunt makes him less of an SJW

   
 
can I not want a little vindication to happen to someone who treated me badly?
 

 
 

—Vincent is butthurt


Lists of Boring Shit

People Who've Been Harassed By #FreeKesha

  • Lukasz Gottwald
  • Laura Gottwald
  • Vezna Gottwald
  • Jessica James
  • David James
  • Shirley Werner Kornreich
  • Wendy Williams
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Meghan Trainor
  • Maggie Lindemann
  • Charlie Puth
  • Anthony Dell’Orso
  • Kenneth Harris
  • Mike Posner

Kenneth Harris

   
 
I have unfollowed Dr. Luke everyone chill out. Also have a little class and maybe don't launch your attacks on a picture of my child.
 

 
 

—Kenneth Harris


Charlie Puth

Charlie Puth
Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor share a final kiss before being brutally eviscerated by #FreeKesha supporters.



YOU DUN GOOFED
   
 
It's just devastating for both parties. Because so much attention has been taken off from the music. Dr. Luke is one of my production idols. And Kesha is one of the first outgoing artist that I've listened to and to mimic her songwriting style.
 

 
 

—Charlie Puth


   
 
Charlie Puth thinks Kesha is doing it for attention so he's opinion on anything isn't even valid anymore
 

 
 

—bieberstxiles, having no fucking idea what Charlie actually said

   
 
charlie puth said no one was the winner in Kesha's legal case but he's a white boy with a slit eyebrow so his opinion is invalid
 

 
 

—larsonsmara, pointing out that YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!

   
 
Charlie Puth... Hater of rape victims and idiot who starts feuds w/ those more successful bc #BigEgo for no reason #FreeKesha
 

 
 

—voicelessdreams

   
 
Charlie disgusting faggot that probably wants dr Luke's dick inside him Puth
 

 
 

—spendyourIove

Wendy Williams

Anthony Dell’Orso

I'm Hennifer Lopez, I Like Rape and Burritos!

The single that rustled many jimmies.
This Photoshopped image is proof that J-Lo supports raep.

On April 7, 2016, Jennifer "Fat Butt" Lopez released a new single entitled Ain't Your Mama, a highly feminist song about a woman who is tired of her autistic manchild boyfriend's inability to be a functional human being. Unfortunately for Fat Butt, this single was produced by Dr. Luke and was released only a day after Ke$ha's royal order of white knights suffered massive butthurt from witnessing her lawsuit being thrown out. It should come as no surprise that J-Lo was destined to become the next target of the #FreeKesha trolls who promptly began YET ANOTHER FUCKING HASHTAG, #JLoSupportsRape


   
 
JENNIFER LOPEZ IS RELEASING A SONG PRODUCED BY DR.LUKE ON THE DAY THAT KESHA GET'S HER FREEDOM REQUEST REJECTED. YAS CUNT YAS @JLo
 

 
 

—ZaDjale

   
 
Jennifer Lopez has no morals. She's a thief & condones rape.
 

 
 

—lewisuss

   
 
I'm not going to listen to JLO's new song because Dr Luke produced it.
 

 
 

Cum Guzzling Whore

   
 
wow... I was a big @JLo fan until I heard this! I am disappointed and no longer a fan now #JLoSupportsRape
 

 
 

—liquoronurlips

   
 
Time to boycott girls! Not like anyone was gonna buy it anyway #JLoSupportsRape
 

 
 

—liquoronurlips, on boycotting girls

   
 
I'm horrified that JLO would accept a song produced by that rapist Dr. Luke after all of this. #JLOSupportsRape
 

 
 

—MINAJ_Attack1

   
 
I'm not buying the new single of @JLo, song produced by Dr. Luke, rapist of Kesha. She deserves freedom. #SaveKesha #FreeKesha
 

 
 

—Antonio Garcia

   
 
I won't buy or listen anything coming from this guy. I love you jlo but now you are cancelled #SaveKesha . A rat
 

 
 

—SaintwestGaga, saying he loves JLo then calling her a rat

   
 
So disappointed that JLo's new single is being produced by a rapist....sad to know she has more freedom than Kesha 😢💔 #SaveKesha #FreeKesha
 

 
 

—GleekAmber

   
 
I can't believe JLo worked with Dr. Luke on her new single while Kesha is prohibited from releasing any music. #FreeKesha #savekesha
 

 
 

—HQENDRO, not understanding that Ke$ha is CHOOSING to not release music

   
 
@JLo sorry you and your music career are BANNED. #freekesha #savekesha #fuckdrluke
 

 
 

—leSassCat

   
 
The fact that Kesha loves and (at one point or so) looks up to JLo as her fashion inspiration. 😢 #BoycottAintYourMama #FreeKesha #SaveKesha
 

 
 

—mymagicinsane

   
 
@Jlo So you steal samples AND work with rapists? The desperate things you'll do to get your garbage music played lmfao
 

 
 

—gamecuban

   
 
Smh #JLoSupportsRape and terrorism. I am disgusted by your actions @JLo
 

 
 

—electricsus

   
 
How is JLO new song about feminist when dr. Luke produced it.
 

 
 

—UltraNyquil

   
 
Now why would JLO's dumbass make a song with one of the most sideeyed people in the business? #jlosupportsrape
 

 
 

—Ginelle Harper

   
 
luke producing JLO's "feminism" song is just his way of trying to make it up for all the feminist accounts going against him.
 

 
 

—machinegxnlove

   
 
I wish JLO nothing but menopause and low sales with her Dr. Luke lead single. ❤️
 

 
 

—dashausofjack


Do we even need to say anything about Meghan Trainor?
She gets less hate than J-Lo.

Meghan Trainor is a big, beautiful woman who fights for women's rights by writing shitty, yet empowering, music.


   
 
I texted her the song and she had no idea - she thought I did it alone by myself at my house, which a lot of people think because I do do that.
 

 
 

—Meghan Trainor

   
 
I sent it to her and said, ‘Do you like the song?’ and she said, ‘I love the song, my kid loves the song - he’s made me play it five times already so I know it’s a hit - when can I cut it?’, so I said immediately, ‘Whenever you want!’
 

 
 

—Meghan Trainor


   
 
I felt terrible when Jennifer got all the hate for Ain’t Your Mama, and it’s just all ridiculous. It’s such a big song for her. After the last album, I’ve been listening to this new album and I’m like, it’s night and day. The music is there, the melodies are there and a lot of my songs are self-empowerment songs, and she loved that about my writing.
 

 
 

—Meghan Trainor feels bad about throwing Fat Butt under the bus


   
 
Dr. Luke produced a track on Megan Hamburger Trailor's album. Fucking bitch.
 

 
 

—angelsuxx, calling Meghan Trainor fat

   
 
Meghan Trainor looks like she ate 3 Kesha's so I'm shocked Dr. Luke let her in his studio
 

 
 

—727ney

   
 
MEGHAN WORKED WITH DR LUKE?? AND YOU CALL HER A FEMINIST??
 

 
 

—rihslaysurfav

   
 
Since when did that fat rat liked kesha or supported her?? That bitch works with dr luke wtf #FreeKesha
 

 
 

—KESHAASFOOD

Other Celebretards

She deactivated her Twitter account after someone made fun of her several weeks later.
Marina Diamandis' tweets.


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