Marry Your Favorite Character Online

Ohbutyouwillpet is a frequent user of MYFCO.

8 year olds, dude.

Over 9000? He's a player, ladies.

Marry Your Favorite Character Online is perhaps one of the biggest cesspits of fail on the internets, not just because of its stupid concept to allow 16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys to get freaky with fictional characters, but because there is little to no moderation AT ALL. This means the fangirls using the site are allowed to submit over 90000000 different profiles of Johnny Depp without being told that THERE ALREADY IS ONE, RETARDS. But, on the bright side, the lack of moderation also makes MYFCO a great place to troll.

Essentially, this website is one of the biggest examples (outside the furry fandom, that is) that Rule 34 is valid on the interwebs. If it exists, there is someone on MYFCO married to it. No exceptions.

How It "Works"

1. Fanboy/fangirl is obsessed with an actor, singer, or (more likely) a cartoon character like Sonic the Hedgehog or Chip and Dale from Rescue Rangers.

2. He/she wants to marry him/her, but can't due to consistent fursecution from the powers that be.

3. He/she cuts herself/himself, goes to MYFCO, and looks for their character.

4a. If their show and character is there, they can "marry" the character.

4b. If not, they can submit the character, or even their own fursona for supreme wankery.

This is how it SHOULD go. But of course, the idiotic teenage members of the site submit the same show over and over again, usually adding unnecessary punctuation and emoticons. Yes, Naruto is there, with proper capitalization, but there's also NARUTO, nArUtO^______^, and |\|4rut0. And then there are the people who submit categories like "OMG THESE GUYZ ARE HAWT", filled with characters that already have a proper show, causing butthurt bureaucrats to whine for at least 100 years. The 16-year-old girls are prime lulz, but the truly alarming thing about the site is that you can marry even the youngest characters on any given show. So they're not only enabling psychos now, but pedos. GG MYFCO!

Users there can't deal with trolls very well, as seen here and here. Most of the time they flock together in a thread and make empty threats, or claim to grow demon armor to "FIHGT TEH EVUL!11!" This usually brings significant lulz.

Things You Can Marry, Thereby Making You a Sick Fuck

• Beastiality
  • Epona
  • Black Hayate

• Furfag
  • Sonic
  • Baloo
  • Catgirls and shit

• Pedo
  • Maggie Simpson
  • Sailor Chibi Moon

• Retard
  • Naruto
  • Naruto-Chan
  • The Vacuum Cleaner from Teletubbies

You Can Also Marry Mudkip

• Mudkip

The Great /i/ Raid of April 9th, 2007

The /i/nfidels conducted a full-on assault of this warren of faggotry complete with longcat, mudkips, porn, and moar. Epic lulz were had by all.

• 
  The mark of the /i/nsurgency.
• 
  Anonymous does not forgive.
• 
  A job well-done by the /i/nfidels.
• 
  pr0n courtesy the /i/nsurgency.
• 
  Your lame security measures cannot save you now!.

In conducting the raid, an unsavory cross section of the open internets was unearthed. Users such as Paper_Hearted_Samurai represent this group adequately. Her behavior in the spewbox on MYFCO's main page can be summed up as follows:

1. Whine, cry, and hurl retarded threats at Anonymous.
2. After realizing that winning against Anonymous is futile, this weeaboo attempts to go sheep and troll herself.
3. Since Anonymous does not forgive, nor forget, user is pwned until they GTFO the internets.

Feel free to troll her on this site and at [email protected].

ED Users Who Got Hitched

• Nets_Awesome and Tfo to a Mudkip on March 21, 2007.

• BuckTurgidson to the Muslim Prophet Muhammad on May 24, 2010.

External Links

• MYFCO

Marry Your Favorite Character Online is part of a series on Sex Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage.

Marry Your Favorite Character Online is part of a series on Sites Visit the Sites Portal for complete coverage.