Google Stadia

Google Stadia was an epic fail created by Jewgle. It was an attempt to compete with the Ouya and the Plug n Plays. They wanted to create an all cloud based place to play shit. Little did you know there's nothing you can fucking do with it, as everyone in the entire world thinks Stadia is complete ass. There no is no reason to buy this piece of shit unless you a fucking retarded, there's a free version that no will ever use, and people would rather play shitty Flash Games and download Steam to download games trash in there're own right, than use this piece of shit. Like everything else this is probably going to shutdown like Google+.

Features

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Looks as shitty as it sounds

Google Stadia offers a bundle that lets gives users a $129 dollar controller. The thing is nobody fucking bought it. So they made it made it free for everyone. There's also a subscription that does nothing but make graphics better and make audio better. Who would pay for this no one, in fact no one on this fucking earth even gives a shit about Google Stadia.

The main selling point of Google Stadia is that you can stream games anywhere. There are many problems with this however. First there are no games. Second who the fuck wants to stream video games, if you Smash the shit out of your devices, and loose you password, Your basically fucked forever. Third you have to FUCKING BY THE GAMES SEPARATELY, doesn't this destroy the whole fucking point of streaming games? Fourth just by a Switch (it's still a shitty system though).

Notable Games

There are none

See Also

• Xbox One: Has a better albeit still shit streaming service

• PlayStation 4: Also has streaming service no one uses

• Nintendo Switch

• Wii U

• Jewgle

• Netflix: What it wants to be

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