Anders Behring Breivik

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Anders Behring Breivik

Born	February 13, 1979
Died	-
Cause	-
Status	Major player
Highscore	Killed 92, Injured ?
Rank	? Place 1st: Woo Bum-kon 2nd: Andrew Kehoe

The norweigen answer to the finnisher gets the new high score.[1]

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, ALL OF FUCKING NORWAY. Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. While he didn't pussy out and an hero he did pussy out by surrendering instead of escaping or better yet killing everyone who tried to stop him.

Famous quotes

	“	One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests	„
	—His twitter account

Gallery

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  Jellyous much?
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  I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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  Son I am proud.
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  Summary of the badassery
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  U MAD?
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  His awesome twitter account

See also

• Norway
• High score
• Columbine
• Virginia Tech

External links

Personal accounts

• Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account

Other shit

• Victim account of the events