DJ Khaled

In todays world nobody has to become famous from being talented. If you want proof, look no further at the fat fuck himself DJ Khaled known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty rappers do all the work for him, so he profit of doing nothing. He also post worthless pictures of himself on Snapchat with inspirational captions. Somehow this man out of being broke, showing how wasteful us human being really are.

How is DJ Khaled even famous

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You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? Well no that requires actually fucking effort like playing the song. Is he a producer? Of course not, that requires actually creating the a beat, actually fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together and then he sits there while they do all his work. Then he shouts [[no one cares|"DJ KHALED!!!!!"], "WE MAKE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!!" and ANOTHER ONE!!!!! over the song and steals all the credit, and makes jew-gold off it.

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Snapchat

On Snapchat he post pictures of himself doing a funny face with some caption trying to give you wisdom that you probably forget.

Tyler the Creator

The former unfunny troll rapper Tyler the Creator decided to create his most artistic album yet "IGOR" which pissed of DJ Khaled got mad he didn't go number one.

Tyler the Creator laughed off, and said this.

	“	Bro, that Khaled thing was like, it was fun, it was just watching a man die inside, The weirdo was winning. I was moonwalking in a wig. This nigga had everyone on his album. For some guy like that to kind of indirectly be like, 'That ain't real rap, that ain't real Black music,' that's what it felt like, And I was like, my nigga, don't do...but I didn’t say nothing, I just let that No. 1 speak. Nigga’s ego had to deal with that because his whole identity is being No. 1. And when he didn’t get that, that sat with him longer in real-life time than that moment. I moved on. That nigga ego was deflated, he’ll probably never admit [it].	„
	—Tyler the Faggot

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