Nick Bate

Nick Bate, being a sick fuck

The internets is filled with dirty, strange people. People that make you feel ill just by seeing a picture of them, or reading some of their fan fiction. All logic and hope is tossed out the window. He is a human who’s existence in god's gray earth is penned down to only do two things; not cleaning his ass for years at a time, and lusting after a hambeast he met on the internet.

His name is Nick Bate or Nick Stoutzenberger (Born September 1st, 1991) first discovered on /cwc/ when his object of affection came to the autist obsessed basement dwellers with a plea for help, requiring a personal army. /cwc/ jumped at the sight of a new lolcow since their retard wasn’t making any videos at the time. What they found amazed and reviled even the most hardened of neckbeards.

Interests

	“	Admitted pedophile, says he likes little girls because "their vaginas haven't opened up and become all gross, and they're cute and energetic". Believes pedophilia and incest should be legal. Says they're "stupid laws" and believes children can consent. Says a newborn baby has the exact same brain as an adult. Thinks children can be taught about sex and then it's okay to fuck them, this includes his own children were he able to have any. Also he's a crossdresser and he's into larping. He told a disgusting story about molesting his real life 9 year old (8 at the time) sister, having her lick his ass and suck him off, then licking her butt cheeks. He now denies this story and claims he was just telling it to his friends to sound cool. However he's also stated he likes to watch his sister go to the bathroom.	„

Nick Bate being Norman Bates

Nick Bate lives with his grandmother and aunt (one of the many people he wants to fuck). He used to live back and forth between his father’s house and his grandmother’s house, but his father rightly suspected him of fiddling his 7 year old sister and won’t let him come around any more. Speaking of that Nick Bate is a proud pedophile, he talks about how children should be taught to consent at a young age, and he thinks incest should be legal. He likes to tell stories of the good old days when he and his friends would run around on the schoolyard and pretend to fuck each other, maybe because thats the closest to actual intercourse Nick is going to get to besides his sister.

How Nick is still allowed to live with his grandmother is beyond shocking considering his habit of shitting and smearing it on the wall along with his jizz. Nick is actually obsessed with shit, and more specifically, anuses, He enjoys getting his little sister to lick his asshole. He also writes lulzy fapfiction about him and his women playing around in a forest and shitting all over each other.

Nick does not shower, instead he takes “pseudo showers” monthly which means he just takes off his shirt, leans over the shower and washes his hair. He does not wash his ass or any other part of his body. He doesn’t wipe his ass either (he prefers to “air dry”) which means he probably always smells like fish, since he has not cleaned his asshole in years.

Nick Bate is an avid Pokémon and RPG player, he also cross dresses, loves Homestar Runner, and is obsessed with the band “They Might Be Giants”. These obsessions had led him into the Homestar Runner wiki forums where he met Anna, and obsession bubbled inside of him.

Anna

Nick Bate met Anna on the Homestar Runner Wiki forums, in which they pretended to be cartoon characters and cyber fucked each other. Many of his obsessions as Nick claims were introduced to him from Anna which Nick imitated seemingly as a means to impress her. Anna and Nick were friends, with Nick claiming that Anna said she would marry him. But all this led to Anna being more aware of what a freak Nick Bate is and trying to distance herself from him. This generally made Nick more obsessed, and he came up with a list of rules he must follow in order to fulfill his life;

	“	-Marry Anna, have kids with her, and be literally the greatest husband ever. Never get into arguments with her (kinda failed that part), never lie to her or hide things from her (that part actually screwed me over. go figure.), protect her from any dangers that may arise, always be romantic and surprise her with gifts and thoughtful acts, do all the housework, take care of her and the kids, cheer her up when she's sad, cook her meals, and just make her happy in general and always put her before myself. -Never graduate high school (failed. yes, i failed at failing school. that's how much i fail.) -Never have a job (note that my definition of a job is having a boss, having to travel away from home, and having a contract or other paperwork. i'll probably make money via google ads or my cartoons or something. i dunno, i'll ask anna what she wants once she's talking to me again.)	„

Anna was the one who alerted /cwc/ to Nick’s presence under the guise that she wanted to be left alone from him. That’s not entirely true since she, or her friends like to go prodding Nick about Anna and seeing his reaction. But all in all Nick is a sick fuck who’s jerking off to stories of a girl shitting on him who he's never even met in real life.

Can Nick Be Trolled?

Nick is not trolled in the conventional sense, he’s so shameless that pretty much anything said about him goes over his head, he knows he’s a disgusting pig, and he wallows in it. The only trolls in Nick’s life seem to be Anna and her friends. He freaks out a little when /cwc/ talks about him, but the next day he’ll be more or less back to normal. He likes to twitter, but in it he just says a bunch of stupid sick shit. He also has a livejournal. If you want to troll him go here;

http://www.twitter.com/NickBate

http://hagurumon.deviantart.com/

http://batia-studios.webs.com/index.html

http://hagurukagi.livejournal.com/