Mandaxface
Mandaxface is an attention whore of the highest caliber on MySpace. Not only does she have a Myspace with over 9000 friends; she has a "personal" and THREE backup Myspaces. Her numerous online friends are to make up for her lack of friends IRL. Mandaxface only has two IRL friends, Delicious and her clown boyfriend. She will most likely die alone.
History
Manda is a 16 year old. She was born (she has existed only since the creation of myspace) as the template for every other myspace user evar. She's also sXe, a vegetarian (but she hates bagels in spite of the fact that everyone loves bagels), and a PETA whore. In Spring 2007 she set up a petition to stop chicken cruelty at KFC and also made a thread in her High School Myspace Forums. The thread turned into 82 pages of flaming, and she got KFC buckets dumped on her lawn. Oh lawdy!
She fears becoming a fatty and often resorts to Plan B. Manda tried to convince everyone she was not a bulimic toilet hugger by posting pictures of her barf on Myspace with the caption "I'm not Bulimic". Habeeb It!
Manda is quite aware of this article. In typical attention whore fashion, it makes her wet with desire at the fact that even more people are reading about her. Either that or the cunt-blisters burst again. One day, when the internets implode in a flood of 404 days and 404 nights, she will realise that nobody really likes her and will become the second an heroine!
Drama
One of Manda's many Myspace friends, another emo 16 year old girls (aren't they all?) named I Lost Myself In A War Against This World had the following to say about this article:
—I Lost Myself In A War Against The World, taking vague into extremes | ||
Adding later..
—I Lost Myself In A War Against The Food, in desperate need of some basic grammar skills | ||
It is apparent that "I Lost Myself In A War Against The Flab" would be unable to murder her way out of an English classroom, let alone have the lingustic skill to find names and addresses in a phonebook.
See Also
External Links
Myspace:
The "Original" Myspace- Her Personal Myspace
- Her backup myspace
- Her backup backup myspace. In case the first three get clogged full of hair dye and lost facial piercings.
AIM: RONNIEXC0R3 !!!!
If that screen name is wrong use:
AIM: monster mash x0, zcsuiter
| Mandaxface is part of a series on people who have slept with Rubberduc 
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