E-girls and e-boys

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e-girls and e-boys also known as e-fags, e-tards, and e-whores is a contest to look like the gayest, most ridiculous scenefag on the interwebs. This subculture involves ridiculous hair, trying too hard to be edgy, and whoring online. They were the result of some failed science experiment to create the next generation of autistic emo-fags, but then everything spilled, everything was fucked, shit went wrong, and the disease started spreading around like wildfire.

To be all hardcore and shit they use tons of profanity, despite never having been in a fight in their life. To make up for this they do tons of stupid shit to get themselves into jail.

Being one requires you to do tons of stupid shit previously unknown to man. They would rather sit there and show off their body to whore themselves out, than be productive with their lives and do shit that fucking matters.

E-girls and e-boy on the Internets

Here are some videos, they contain high amounts of spergs so be warned.

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The Common e-girl and e-boy

Clothes

E-girls and e-boys dress in fashion styles to look like the most extreme person evar! They combine wannabe cool skater clothes (despite the fact they can't skate for shit) with the retardism of emos, for the stupidest looks imaginable. They buy their clothes from shitty thrift shops, as they are too broke to get clothes anywhere else. The list below is a sampling of the clothes they buy (PROTIP: IRL e-girls and e-boys trolls should be staged here for maximum lulz).

White and black striped shirt (to look all edgy and shit)

Black ass t-shirt on top

Black miniskirt for e-girls

Black ass-tight-as-all-fuck jeans for e-boys

White and black Vans shoes to look all edgy and shit

Tons of silver jewelry everywhere

Hair

For the hair they do one of these two things:

Dye hair bleach black to be hot shit

Wear an ugly, colored wig - if too pussy to die hair

Activities

e-girls and e-boys are known to fail at everything in life except being e-girls and e-boys. This is because their native retarded nature makes it impossible to not fail at all other things IRL. Their favorite activity is going on the internet to whore themselves out; They love taking selfies of themselves usually naked or half-naked and posting them on Instagram. They may start an OnlyFans account to get money so they won't be broke as all fuck. They may also post camwhoring vids on TikTok, usually in a bathtub (and not to get the smelly-ass shit stains off their bodies.)