Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe Kardashian is a 20 something whore in the making even though she can work as a whore she's soo stupid that she married a black person guy with a massive dick, only the realise that whores can't get married, yet she still is a whore in the making since if Lemar ever stretched out her anus to much she must wear a adult Diaper when she goes out. Many people think that Khloe can't have children because she is transgendered, this is not true she can not have children because her vagina was stretched out soo much that that it's basically unable to bear children.

If you ever see a Peta 'I'd rather go naked then wear furr' campain with Khloe Kardashian be sure you spray paint FAKE on the poster since it is a complete lie. Also if you are a celebrity pimp looking for a whore she is available as soon as she divorces Lemar. Many people love her main people hate her but if you are a guy and aroused by her looks then you are gay, if you are a women and aroused by her looks you are a lesbain. It is uncertain gender you must be to love her and be straight. Many people think Khloe is the child porn star between her sisters this is not true, the soo called person is Kourtney. Khloe kardaahian, is working to oneday have a sex change and plastic subset because everyone in the wold slams here because she's the biggest whore with. A not soo private life since ed is now committed to exploding everypart of her life lol

Kourtney

Kourtney is Khloe's oldest sister who acts younger then her because she was a child pornstar. She will not got her own page because she is the complete opsite of Khloe, except she's also a whore. Unlike her younger sisters, Kourtney can't fit a black dick into any of her wholes, hence why she's the only one dating a white man. It has been stated that her boyfriend, Scott, has a dick so small it requires a mircoscope to see. No human being or doctor knows how Kourtneys only child was produced, so doctors say the child was adopted and the Kardashian paid out millions to fake the birth of the child completely. At a young age Kourtney did child porno for her then boyfriend. Several nude shots, one of she getting banged by some random guy. These images where almost leaked as "Kardashian Nude shots" but her mother, Kris Jenner, called the police 15 or so years after these pics where takin, and 10 years after they went missing. Smooth move Kris, can't wait to see what the police do as soon as they see this page. It is expected that in 15 years time Kourtney's own baby, Manson Kardashian, will be a gay porn star. Kourtney is planning on coming out as a Lesbain in the next season of Keeping up with the Kardashians, also Kris Jenner forcefully gave Kourt an home abortion after she got pregnant with another one of Scotts baby. Scott walked out as soon as he found out Kourt was Preggers again but rushed back in when she told him she was a lesbain. Scott hoped to be fuck kourt while she was fucking another chick but this soon fell apart after she ripped his balls off and feed them to her step-father's dog.

Acting

Unlike her sisters, Khloe can really act. Unlike her sisters, strangers don't know she's a Kardashian because she looks so different from the rest of her biological family. There's no point of pointing out her acting fail or her success because you can find the list on wikipedia. Her most recent appearance on Tv besides on E! was on 90210, unfortunately she did fuck a cast member, nor did she drug any of them in the episode. Police are still looking on the set of the show to find anything against Khloe, so far they found some Coke this was later traced back to Kim and then Dropped. They though they may have found Scott Disick's blood, this later was found to be fake blood, they found a half eaten pizza, with some DNA connecting it to Khloe, but it didn't show she murdered anyone nor drugged anyone just that she's one massive PIG. California has passed a law to ban her from acting, this law was thanks to her backstabbing mother (Kris Jenner). Khloe was so unhappy about this she went in to a massive rage and destroyed her mother's house, after doing this her mother and stepfather had to go live on the streets and her step-sisters moved in with her.

Shows and Jealous Sisters

It has been istablished that Khloe can't go through a serious conversation with out making a sexually reference. Due to her ill mouthed language, E! make millions on both her TV shows. E! was in talks with Khloe for her own show called "Lets talk Sex, At 7 in the morning, with Khloe Kardashian", this soon fell apart after her husband was uncomfortable about the idea. Later on she got her own spin-off called Khloe&Lamar. The show was a bigger success due to Khloe's Big Bag MOUTH. Kim and Kourtney where so Jealous they started to swear and talk about sex a lot so that people would like them more then Khloe, this was a major fail! Kim lost endorsement deals. Kourtney lost her child to social services, followed by her life and then Scott wanted her more again. Then they released they weren't being recorded for the show and where wondering how they lost, only to realise that Kris was spreading gossip for some extra money.

Mother/Daughter Issues

	“	You’re such a fucking lunatic and you’re so evil.	„
	—Khloe to her mother.

Sick of her mother calling her a fat hippo who can't generate moneh like her talented sisters. Khloe got a deadly idea after fapping to some furry porn, she contacted Peta and asked them if she can flaunt her whale-eyeball sized ass cheeks for a "I'd rather go naked" ad.

Koala, expressing her sadness and frustration over animals raped for food.

She srsly thought people would believe that she is a very healthy vegan who never touched meat although it was documented on E! how she hunts mountain dears with her bare hands every night. Only seconds before the photo-shoot, Koala started getting real and chickening out. She undressed and looked in the mirror which shattered into small pieces, mortified and realizing what kind of shit she got herself into, she quickly got dressed and tearfully threatened the photographer to canceled everything or else everybody in the room's gonna get eaten alive. The drama whoring went on for hours with Kris, Kim, Kylie, Kendal and Rob gathering around her and begging her to expose her fat hippo azz for the camera so the world can stare and laugh a little bit. After brainwashing the fuck out of her, she finally gave in and the photo-shoot proceeded, a little while later the result was all over the internet, generating a lot of moaning, bubbly fluids, butthurt comments and something to make fun of, for sick fucks like you.

Note that the photographer was found dead in his apartment a few days later. The poor guy had bleach in his eye sockets and a tiny paper in his hand with a "What has been seen... cannot be un-seen" written on it.

	“	i think khloe is the prettiest out of her 3 sisiters and i think she is really skinny even tho some people think shez fat shez actully not so i dnt no wat the problem is because she is georgous x	„
	—A retarded fag on perez hilton's blog.

Now this is one of the very emotional mother/daughter bounding times u can witness on the show, take notes daughters.

Books

The Kardashians should not just been known for being hookers but for their lack of imagination. In total the sisters have written 2 books; 1 non fiction and 1 fiction. As you might have guessed the non-fiction book called Kardashian Konfidential, the book exploits the secrets and scandals about the sisters you didn't know or want to know but enough to get Kris Jenner in to deep shit with the social services. The 2nd book is called Dollhouse. Heres a description from one of the many many websites on the internet:

	“	Nothing is more important to the Rameros than family. Just ask Kamille, Kassidy, and Kyle—three beautiful, loving, and deeply loyal sisters who are the heart and soul of their family. Their mother has remarried and their new stepfather, a world-famous all-star baseball player, has come complete with two stepsiblings. Life in L.A. is pretty typical for this newly blended clan. Until the day everything changes. Overnight, one of the Ramero sisters has become famous—magazine-cover, fashion-icon, headline-making famous! Trailed by paparazzi, invited to every red carpet event, she has set a new standard for Hollywood royalty. You’d think that all the glitz and the glamour would make life a breeze. But as the sisters painfully discover, being a celebrity in L.A.’s gilded dollhouse isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Suddenly their problems are much bigger than sharing clothes and discussing crushes. Who knew that having a famous sister would bring up so many issues: jealousy, backstabbing friends, fix-ups, plastic surgery, and paparazzi run-ins, to name just a few. As the sisters deal with their new lives, complete with a televised wedding, crazy nightclub parties, and forbidden stepsibling attraction.	„
	— Amazon

Yep, this book is basically another auto-biography. The sisters didn't have enough imagination to come up with something the slightest bit original at all. If some loser took the time to digest the book, there would be more filth and scandal then the first book.

Haters make her even more popular

Recently Khloe has stated that haters make her popular and thanks everyone that hates her since if it was for haters she wouldn't be famous. She wishes to gain even more haters and losers to hate on her because she wants people to hate her since he fame comes from people hating her and calling her a transgender whore. Her own mum hates her so much that she banned Khloe from comming to get the Key of the city on 90210 day, so instead she fucked off to Turkey with her husband and fuck a bunch of turkish losers.

Sex toys

Due to her husband either not being Satisfing enought and being away all the time, Khloe has a room for sex toys and sex parties with other men in her husband's house. Lemar failed to see that the room next his that Khloe calls "The Panic Room" is filled with sex toys and equipment, a camera and lighting also lets not forget the sound-proof walls so when she goes out for the glass of milk in the middle of the night she can get some black guy to plessure her fully. There is a plan for a complete range of Sex toys designed and developed by Khloe in the works, the range will include a camera (£25000) everytime you film using this camera it will replace your head and anyone else caught on the camera with Khloe's own head, it also has motion detection and speakers, so everytime you fuck your parnter and say something on the video it will be replace with sayings used by Khloe. The speech replacement will include the following sayings: "OMG we need to sow up your Vagina", "I think I'm Pregnant", "let's play while mummy goes into the other room and plays with some Vibrators" and of course we can't forget "What the FUCK are you doing? no seriously tell me know". Even thou none of them are sexy nor is her face this camera is a must have for kinky losers.

Sex Tape

This was a complete fail. It was meant to be sex tape, follow her older sisters foot steps into adult porn, then it was meant to be an erotic movie, then it was meant to be a cute erotic movie, finally this bitch gave up and it was turned into a joke by the men banging her sisters and her brother. It also excepted to be released uncensored on Keeping with the Kardashians Season 4 boxset, this was later scrapted because Khloe's brother got aroused by the tape, so if your gay, you gotta a chance with Rob Kardashian.

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