Bidoof

A wild Bidoof appears... No, wait, come back! Please!

Bidoof is a Normal-type Pokémon from the Diamond, Pearl and Platinum games, known for its extreme ubiquitousness. It is literally impossible to go anywhere in those games without Bidoof's derpy face belming out of the long grass at you at every turn. By the end of the game, you will doubtless have encountered so many of the ugly little brown bastards that you will be fucking sick of them.

Nobody likes Bidoof.

HM Whore

Despite being common as shit and next to fucking useless, Bidoof are nevertheless frequently captured by Pokémon trainers for one reason - Bidoof are able to learn a large number of the HMs, hidden moves that allow players to pass through certain areas of the game world.

As such, most trainers will usually have a Bidoof with a moveset entirely composed of HMs, that will be brought out as and when they are needed, before being shoved back into the PC box and forgotten about at the earliest opportunity like an ugly, unwanted child.

Bidoof patiently waiting for its master in the PC box at the Pokémon Center.

The HM moves Bidoof can learn are as follows:

• Cut
• Strength
• Surf
• Whirlpool
• Dive
• Rock Smash

HM moves Bidoof cannot learn include:

• Fly
• Rock Climb
• Barrel Roll
• Falcon Punch
• Not Being A Worthless Piece Of Shit

Smogon Are Scared of Bidoof

With the introduction of the Dream World in Pokémon Black and White, all of the Pokémon in the game recieved a new ability - in Bidoof's case, Moody.

Little did anybody realize that, in doing so, they had created a monster and that the humble dopey-looking Bidoof would soon wreak havoc all across the Pokémon world...

	“	Moody causes the Pokémon to raise one of its stats by two stages, while another stat is lowered by one stage at the end of each turn. These stats include accuracy and evasion. Moody will not attempt to lower a stat at -6 or attempt to increase a stat at +6.	„
	—Bulbapedia on Moody. If you understood any of that, then congratulations on retaining your virginity for life.

In their tireless mission to enforce unnecessary rules and eradicate fun from a children's video game about brightly colored battling monsters, Smogon almost had to ban Bidoof from competitive play, so terrified were they of their teams getting curbstomped by a cute little beaver.

Bidoof Videos

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See Also

• I'm dying, Squirtle
• I herd u liek mudkips

Bidoof is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark