- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
VolunteersForUkraine
As the Russo-Ukrainian conflict drags on with thousands being shot, maimed, burnt and torn to shreds by missiles and drones. The estrogenic soyboys in the west laying in the comfort of their homes rewatching their favorite marvel movie for the millionth time while munching on Takis and downing it with soylent thought it would be such an epic and wholesome idea to haul their asses to bumfuck, Ukraine to push the evil nazi dictator Hitler putin and his army of darkness back. For fighting for justice and protecting the innocent is a hero's job! JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIEZ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dilating to the thought of living their fantasy of being the heroes of a realistic version of their favorite movie adaptation of a young adults novel, the trannies of reddit launched as subreddit recruiting tards from all over the privileged west to aid in the war effort. I mean can you imagine the sweet, sweet dopamine-rush from all the positive karma and Reddit gold you're going to farm? who in the hecking world can resist?!
Just like mah Vidya Gaymz
Holy shit! Russia and a country I never heard of are engaged in a meatgrinder of a battle?! Time to grab some popcorn and watch those Highscores
Like always, Third world's problems are First world's entertainment. denizens of the internetz are now resting on their cozy recliners drinking beer and cheering on poor slavic conscripts being blown up in a serious war like it's a football match between Norf FC and Souf FC. But who fucking cares about some low IQ slavs? warzones are your coliseums, social media is your comfy auditorium seat and the third worlder pigs are your gladiators, your majesty! So sit back, relax and enjoy the bloodbath.
Just like mah Marvel Heroes
Since the soft and sheltered Redditors have never seen a bloody conflict in their pathetic and worthless lives, their only window to anything remotely close to that are their superficial and substance-less action capeshit movies that mass-produced on Hollywood's assembly line. Always the same crappy annual "good guys fight the bad guys and win" movie shilled out ad nauseum. Their obsession with Superheroes leads the way of them glorifying anything that was committed against the Russian army, from as little as farting in the general direction of invading Ruskies to The Legendary Pilot nicknamed "The Ghost of Kiev" who allegedly shot down 6 russian MIGs. Whether those romanticized tales are reality or a fabrication of a psyops, Redditors give zero fucks (just about the amount of fucks they give their wives, that's tyrone's job after all). If it sounds like a marvel movie, it will be retweeted, shared and updooted
-
Captain Ukraine
-
Ghost of Kiev
-
Same Shit, Different Deity
Giving free intel to Russia for the updoots
It's one thing with having retards in an active warzone, but it's a whole different beast having retards in an active battlefield with phones and access to social media. Dipshit Pigbrained Ukrainian soldiers thought it was a good idea to document their arduous struggles against the ebul ruskies by posting selfies on social media of them bunkering up in a school thus revealing their whereabouts to the enemies and getting themselves shelled to oblivion. Normally, bombing schools is considered a warcrime but the Pig-ranies shot themselves in the foot by showing that it's a soldiers' hideout and no longer a civilian building. Fantastic Job, Vlad. You deserve a medal
#StandWithUkraine
Are you too much of a fag to take arms and join the fight in Ukraine? Do you want to feel like you did something of substance but in reality, you did nothing but post on social media? then fear not! you can always help poor and war-torn Ukraine via these simple things on social media
- Call Putin mean names on the internetz
- Call Putin "Literally Hitler"
- Join the Hashtag "#StandwithUkraine" even though you never heard of a "Ukraine" before
- Paint a Ukrainian flag your face/ fingernails/ penis/ nu-vag with the caption "Slava Ukraini" despite it being a Pro-Nazi Ukrainian attempt to mimic the Nazi "Seig Heil" during WWII
Gallery
-
thunderf00t trying to pitch-in
-
too bad, wojaked
See Also
VolunteersForUkraine is part of a series on Visit the Social Media Portal for complete coverage. |
VolunteersForUkraine is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
VolunteersForUkraine is part of a series on Internet Humanitarianism [Click to Expand] ♘
| ||||
---|---|---|---|---|
|
VolunteersForUkraine is a Good New Article. See the template page for more info. |