Barbie

Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

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If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!

	“	Respectable mother.	„

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Barbie About missing Pics

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  Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
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  Hitler Barbie
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  Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
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  Barbie spelunking
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  Ken as a Negro.

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  You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
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  Ken in his darker ages.
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  Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
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  Typical Barbie fan.
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  Old
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  Long Term Relationship Barbie
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  Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
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  Substance Abuse Barbie
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  Junkie Barbie
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  Prison Bitch Barbie
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  On the hot seat!
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  Make peace with your Mattel maker.
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  Remember kids, it's
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  Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
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  Pro-Ana Barbie
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  Atheist Barbie
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  Gangsta Bitch Barbie
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  Goth Barbie
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  Minimum Wage Barbie
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  Sadly, this is an actual set!
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  Teen Pregnancy Barbie
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  Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
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  Transgender Barbie

Slutty Bitch Barbie

She Swallows About missing Pics

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  Rule 34'd!
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  All girls like it in the ass...
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  Animooted G.I. Joe secks
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  Barbie during college while she's sleeping.
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  BDSM Barbie
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  Barbie's daily job.
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Serial Killer Barbie

Psychotic Bitch Barbie About missing Pics

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Barbie Pets

Meow? About missing Pics

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Barbie Cosplay

Frilly Faggotry About missing Pics

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Texty Lulz About missing Pics

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Morbidly Obese Barbie

"Chubs" About missing Pics

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  420BLAZEITFAGGOT
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  CLOSE UP!

Adult Baby Barbie

What's Next, Fursuit Barbie? About missing Pics

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  Ken gets a turn too!

Related Toys 'n Such

Let's Play! About missing Pics

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  Niggers aren't worth as much.
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  Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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