Daniel Iskandar

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Daniel Iskandar

Daniel Iskandar is a half-pint, fundamentalist Christian of Arab-Italian decent. Born in Sydney, Australia, Danny - as he is known to his friends - currently resides in the suburb of Mount Druitt where he claims to own his own house. Once as fat bastard, Danny decided to lose weight and build muscle so he can just be a bastard due to both of his parents being dead. The cause of his parents' death is unknown but they most likely killed themselves after realizing their son would grow up to be a retard.

Danny is the typical muscle-head - being all brawn and no brains; however, Danny had two physical inadequacies that he always felt held him back:

1. Danny is only 5' 4" (163cm) and is really insecure about it.

2. Danny injured his penis in a motorcycle accident in 2010.


Religious Views

Danny, a religious zealot and bigot, was witnessed posting on a Islam-related video where he told Muslims they were believing in the wrong God and refereed to Islam as an "abomination".

Whenever Danny's miniscule brain encounters a problematic issue, he consults the Bible for an answer due to him not having the intelligence to resolve issue on his lonesome - he is obviously a man who would still be living with his mother and seeking her guidance if she wasn't being swallowed-up by worms.

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