King of Braves GaoGaiGar
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King of Braves GaoGaiGar is, in a nutshell, a 90s Monster-of-the-week Mecha show featuring yet another Japanese Government - Gutsy Geoid Guard, Lions, giant aliens called Zonders, and lolis. But you're not interested in the nutshell, you're interested in reading a detailed article of snobbery and lulz, so here you go.
Characters
Gutsy Geoid Guard (GGG)
Staff
Guy Shishioh - Guy Shishioh is your typical SSJ3 hair-style furry-mecha pilot who believes, along with everyone in the GGG, that courage can magically manipulate probability to turn 31.20% into 100%. He is an Evangelion Rule 63 and pilots the titular mecha GaoGaiGar which you later learn is incomplete throughout the entire series. In the OVA. A few before then he was an astronaut, before the Zonder Dreadnought crashed into his rocket nearly killing him.
Mamoru Amami - Mamoru also has Goku Hair. His parents found him in the mouth of an alien robot lion in the Arctic, they found that he has a jeweled necklace and then decided to adopt him. Since then he has accumulated a group of dysfunctional friends that pass out all the time.
Koutarou Taiga - Taiga is the muscular cult leader of the GGG, he has the ability to overdramaticize things like approving shit, putting a smuggled code into the GGG, or putting a key into a machine that creates a hammer the size of a country. He is the divine pastor of courage and perseverance and looks awesome while he does it.
Swan White - Swan is one of the few Americunts involved in the GGG and is your average fanservice character, she uses Engrish all the god damn time. Not much to say about her other than that her older brother also works for GGG and that she helps Taiga turn the act of put in a key into an act of god.
Stallion White - All Stallion White was ever good for was being the blueprint for the AI of one of GGGs 42 mechas.
Geki Hyuuma - Geki is also a blueprint for the AI of one of GGGs other mechas. He has some use - some, like breaking phones when frustrated.
Kousuke Entouji - Kousuke somehoe managed to achieve an IQ of 300 despite sleeping in the GGG headquarters, having excessive dandruff and overall being a lazy fuck.
Liger Shishioh - Liger is Guy's uncle. He is the inventor of a pair of giant pliers that warp space and time, a Fus-Ro-Dah maker, and composed a song that can destroy anything you want at will.
Leo Shishioh - One of the most important member of GGG and is Guy's Dad. He is responsible for basically all of GGGs alien technology. Late in the series he plummets into Jupiter, crashing and burning in a brief moment of complete silence.
Mikoto Utsugi - Guy's Love Interest. Every single time Guy needs to use GaoGaiGar, Taiga needs to dramatically approve it, Mikoto will then dramatically push the button that initiates Final Fusion by breaking it. Costing GGG £88 million to replace the button each time.
Mechas
Galeon - The alien robot lion that harboured Mamoru in the Arctic. Because the Arctic is a great place to store a baby child. Many years later Galeon saves Guy's life after the Zonders crashed into him, and in return it was kidnapped by the GGG, anally probed by Leo for information, and forced to do their bidding.
GaiGar - GaiGar is just Galeon transformed to a humanoid form when Guy get's into it.
GaoGaiGar - GaoGaiGar is what happens when GaiGar gets gang-banged by it's 3 unholy children: DrillGao, LinerGao, and other things that end in Gao.
HyoRyu - Ice Dragon
EnRyu - Fire Dragon
Volfogg -
Mic Sounders - Mic Sounders are a series of 13 mecha that defeat the Zonders with music so bad it kills you, the 13th is for some reason painted red instead of cyan like the rest. Mic Sounders are the only American-built robots in the show - they're all the only truly retarded robots in the show, especially the 13th.
FuRyu - Wind Dragon
RaiRyu - Lightning Dragon
Mamoru's Friends
Hana Hatsuno - Hana-chan is Mamoru's animu-haired girlfriend who at the end of the series married him. Hana's family runs a restaurant, contributing absolutely jack shit to plot or character development. Hana's older cousin Ayame Hatsuno is also animu with knowledge of the military, wrestling, and motorcycles - but still is irresponsible enough to expose Hana to this kind of shit.
Takayasu Sunou - Best known in the series for being a wimpy attention whore who tries to impress everyone with his fancy-ass gadgets - only to be brought to tears by Reiko soon after.
Reiko Komori - Reiko belongs to a really rich family. This means that she can get her parents to buy her the top notch shit, she will use that top notch shit to troll Sunou whenever he tries to show his stuff.