Robert Wayne Stiles/Robert's Origins

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HOLY SHIT Robb still thinks that the Wraith is his personal army.!!!1

	“	i blame my parents. they got me a 98 mac. they poisoned me. turned me onto the internet at such a tender age and now i'm forever cursed as a fucking lolcow	„
	— Robb on how his downward spiral first started

To understand Robert, one must know his past, that is the source of both his endless paranoia and pride in being such a cool epic troll way back then. According to Robb's sob story, he grew up a spoiled rich aspie whose parents were understandably ashamed of him and bought him whatever he wanted so they wouldn't have to deal with how much of a failure their son is. If that wasn't so horrible yet, his parents also abused him by making him attend church. Robert blames his parents for his path into lolcowdom. His parents, Wayne and Virginia, bought him a 98 Mac computer and didn't supervise their teenage aspie's online activities. Rather than blame himself for his lack of control, he would rather shift the blame upon his parents. He was also, unsurprisingly, sheltered from the cruel, cruel world that would make fun of him in the future.

His High School Years: The formation of The Wraith

Robb’s high school years were a troubling time for the young wraithlord. Teenage boys shoved his ass into lockers on a daily basis and teenage girls pitied him. The teachers held him down when he had gotten into one of his infamous tardrages. He even was kicked out of a school for his infamous tardrages.

If that didn’t give you any clue of Robb’s high school drama, he was the most unpopular boy in school and fell into the “retard” high school cliche. In typical cliché high school style, the jocks and popular kids kicked the crap out of him on a daily basis. Even the nerds and the goths at his school laughed at him.

He tried to combat his classmates by threatening to set the school on fire, throwing water balloons at jocks, painting rock band logos outside girl's bathrooms, stealing tests, and crashing dances. He later claimed that his schoolboy mischief from 4th grade to high school was how he invented trolling. However, his actions at the time were not enough to prove to his classmates that he was badass. Too weak to rape his classmates in a cave and too pussy to pull a Columbine, Robb turned to the internet for help. Thus, he created the Wraith to whine about his classmates. He had also used it to trollshield his ex-girlfriend. And by girlfriend, we mean a girl he met twice and cybered with. Not to be confused with an actual relationship

The Wraith

	“	Actually the Harem is for forcing female players to cyber with us against there will.	„
	—Robert at the height of his e-power

	“	I was literally a hero that defended a subculture from homosexual deviant ass hipsters who like Twilight and shitty reality programs like Laguna Beach. Oh and being so elitist, in a way like "You can't ever come near us, you sick fuck. You'll never be as popular as us." I put them in their GODDAMN PLACE. I was an internet vigilante and I made these evil worms beg. I HELPED my people, Sean, opressed people and the only reward I asked for was some respect from men and women alike. Communities and those vain Plebes on Myspace literally begged us to stop. THEY CRIED, BEGGED AND PLEADED. I got THAT reaction out of people so I must have been doing something absoultely terifying.	„
	—Robert thinking anybody would find porn in MySpace "terrifying".

	“	All because Introman was jelous of my glory days and the power and fear I commanded back then. What a petty, insecure little brat whose jelousy caused my ruin	„
	—Obviously everyone is jealous of his long history of successful trolling as is evident from the article

	“	ChristianKyle7 and his team of hackers doxxed me and told me I was going to perish in either an arsonist raid or from a mail bomb because I jokingly told them I was pro-Muslim and held the same beliefs about Christians as the taliban does. I successfully hid from them simply by changing from Casperhead and WraithBeliskner to Nessa Starjade. Same with the anonymmous threats who claimed to be internet vigilantes wanting to put a stop to the Wraith Jedi Acadamy clan. I dodged that DIDN'T I? And the wraith still thrived too! That was two years without another threat from either of those mercenary clans.	„
	—The Internet is such serious business

	“	But Im guilty of trolling myself. I used to do it and and to this day it still does give me a pleasurable rise occassionally.	„

	“	NOBODY will take me seriously if I tried to take command of the wraith again and thats all because of insensative shitheads like Introman. I literally had the TIME OF MY LIFE and now that has been ruined. My complex history lasted for years and I was reverred on chans like these for legitly helping people who were opressed by the same things as I. wE WERENT a charity case, WE ACTUALLY HELPED FELLOW FREEDOM FIGHTERS. Believe me, the internet was a lot better place before total scum like the stonecutters came on here. My happiness has officially died because of them.	„
	—"Freedom fighter" Robb cyber-raping 13 year old boys pretending to be women - for justice

	“	We are the biggest gamming terrorist group ever we have killed off countless clans	„

	“	AND I USE TO GET KICKED OUT OF TROLL GROUPS ALL THE TIME. I'M FUCKING USE TO IT. THEY COULDNT DEAL WITH MY PLANS FOR THE REVOLUTION	„
	—On how actual trolls wouldn't take him seriously

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Speaking of "The Wraith," Robb had founded the group in late 2005 when he was a few months shy of being 18 years old, while the rest of his classmates were out getting part-time jobs and getting laid. It is no surprise that he was the oldest of the group. According to Robb, the hacker group was mostly used to "troll" Christians and fans of certain franchises and was used to force 13 year old boys with female characters to cyber with him while his 13 year old followers watched and even joined in. More like "Pedo Wraith," amirite? While Robb describes that he was well known and feared, those who bother to dig into his past, get an entirely different image. But a word of warning, the amount of autism and trying too hard will make you cringe.

Robert treating his Jedi Academy clan as a paramilitary group of cyber-terrorists
"son, it's an mmorpg, it's not real life for a reason"
Robert, the amazing atheist. Only the banana is missing.
Robert's advanced hacker tactics.
"I had self awareness moments occasionally". If only he had not stopped having them.

Now you have been made familiar with Robert's epic trollshielding past. Quite impressive, wasn't it? Yes, we know, it wasn't.

It should be obvious, from his story and quotes above that he really, truly wants to believe his life is exciting, dramatic, or noteworthy in any way and that his mental growth was arrested at the age of 12 and he thinks that a cartoon villain is exactly how a manipulative adult acts. While calling himself a warlord and thinking that he has victims that remember his name with fear seems beyond retarded to us, something only a completely broken homebody would say, attempting to troll people is to Robert the closest he's ever come to doing something meaningful. Robert, to this day, keeps telling himself that having some kids complain about him ruining a VIDEO GAME for them means he had some kind of immense power.

What Robb considers to be his greatest accomplishment was his trolling of Alex Murrel. One fine day, Robb got pissed at Alex and had his buddies phish her Myspace account, stole the songs from her site, and blackmailed her for them. Not before making a comic about their recent "achievement". Unfortunately for Robb and his buddies, Alex's account was only down temporarily. As evident here, Robb's attempt at ruining her music career failed. Indeed, it was a Robb plan. The intent was "evil," but the execution was laughable.

	“	DONT ANY OF YOU **ING GIVE A ING I DONT ING CARE IF I CANT ING SPELL YOU HAVE JUST ING PUSHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WOLFY CHANGE YOUR **ING SIG!!!!!!!!!! YES YOU HAVE FLAMED ME!!!!!!!	„
	—Robb dealt with internet issues then as he does now

Even Robb's fellow wraith members laughed at him and still do to this day. To them, Robb was their own personal Nero, they continued to follow the batshit insane beta due to the hugbox-mentality that the group had. Robb, in return, had compared his merry band of unknown butthurt basement dwellers to famous online terrorists who at one point affiliated with a similar group. You can view some of Robb's Wraith-related tardrages here and here.

Apparently there were those who saw Robert's potential lying in lolcowdom rather than in being an epic troll even back then, and someone decided to drop DOX on him. Unfamiliar with how to handle such situation, poor Robert never recovered.

	“	ok, you read the wraith articles right? i've gotten death threats over the internet from hackers and anonymous who doxed me. And i had to change who I was just in order to get my life back on track	„
	—Robert, on how Anonymous will kill him

	“	I am a master of disguise you doubt my camoflage I hid for 2 years straight Only the greatest of criminals could disguise themselves as well as me.TWO FUCKING YEARS INTROMAN	„
	—One could assume "a master of disguise" could make himself look like an actual woman and not a hideous scarecrow

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In order to become epin, our budding script kiddie typed "hacking" into Google and ended up in Hackforums.com, that is equal amounts a waste dump of children not being able to tie their own shoes who want to be hackers just like in Matrix and a brilliant scam to take their unearned money from them. Presumably Robb climbed up the social ladders of this respectable community, and paid at least $3500 of mommy and daddy money so that his internet friends could have their own subforum and an unique forum signature. Being the only one so colossally retarded to actually do this, Robert Wayne Stiles became the High Warlord of the Wraith.

But he wasn't quite done wasting his parents money. When Robb was not being the leader of The Wraith, he was attending college at Camden County College trying to get an Associates degree in Graphic Design. Yes, our Robb had high hopes of creating video games. However, being an epic troll and stalking celebrities and ex-pornstars took away much of his time and energy. After FOUR YEARS of attending a two year school, Robb quit college.

	“	I was victimized by not only the students but THE DEAN HIMSELF of Camden just because of my freakin lifestyle choices	„

And to prove that he indeed is a certified artist although the complete opposite is obvious to anyone who possesses functioning eyes, he proceeded to post surprisingly good art. And of course because "good" in no way describes anything Robert has ever produced, his "art" he underlined HE had made to justify him wasting four years of his life and his parents' money, it was in the matter of minutes exposed as stolen. Not even "traced", but "right click" and "Save as" from an art site.

Vanned Robert

	“	dude i destroyed fucking forums! i was legitly feared but after awhile shit got serious	„

	“	I didn't do ANYTHING ANY FUCKING THING TO THAT BITCH. If anything, she sexually harassed ME and was overly flirtatios with me.	„
	—Yeah, sure Robb. We all believe that a a famous ex-pornstar would want your dick.

Crissy sends Robb the creeper to the party van, free of charge

Again being very in touch with the reality, Robbie wanted to lose his virginity to a pornstar. So, Robert dreamt of an e-romance with Crissy Moran, a retired pornstar. Alas, she did not return his love, for some reason. Being untrue to the Mission, Robert started "trolling" her out of bitterness and sexual frustration. This led to the girl getting the FBI involved. And because unlike the cyberpolice, the FBI gets the shit done, and the agent told Robert to stop being a tard. Robert decided it would've been a bright idea to send death threats to an FBI agent over the internet and over the phone. How could some FBI possibly trace phonecalls, anyway? To make a long story short, the FBI agent sent a party van to Robert's house and Robert was on probation for a few years for sending an FBI agent death threats like the retarded juggalo he is. Not before whining to his online hugbox about it.

Robb's plea to his "hacker" brethren

Furyan, the founder of wraith, is currently being harassed by the FBI. All I ask of you is to read his words, think about them, and freely choose whether or not to help. This is not a request for an illegal attack on the FBI or any other branch/face of the Federal government.

Furyan-

I'm coming after you LEGALLY. I already left a nice message on the answering machine demanding to speak to your supervisor. And even if I don't get an answer. I'm still calling the Wilshire office tomorrow. And I will certainly file a Freedom of Information Act. You know for awhile I have been getting legal advice. Since January I knew you were lying to me. Hell back January your story was different from what you told me a few months ago.

End message (from furyan)

Lets take a look at the long list of lies you told me.

Lie #1 "Half of your stuff is being shipped back to "Philadelphia"

You have been telling me this one since the late of December. Last time I talked to you you claimed it was already shipped back to Philly. Guess what, About 4 weeks ago I was at the Philadelphia office. There they contacted the nice man (I'm not disclosing his name) with the fake Italian accent (which he didn't have when he spoke to my father) who then went onto tell me they did not have the stuff and if they did they would give it back. By the way this man also claimed he no longer has any involvement in the case. Guess my stuff was never shipped back as you claimed meaning you are still holding it.

Lie #2 "You never give me your number to call you back"

You pulled this one last time I called you, Let me see I gave you my number on NUMEROUS occasions. gave it to you the LAST TIME, and the time before that, Hell I gave you my number back towards Christmas time. I called Numerous times when you were IN the office leaving my number to other agents who said you would call me back. So that means only one thing, You have been purposely evading calls because you have nothing on me. And every call that does manage to go through to you which you can't evade you pull a fear mongering lie to shut me up, not going to work any more buddy. And for crying out loud, your supposed to be some badass FBI agent, You came to my place with a fucking gun and my IP addresses and you can't track a fucking call? You got millions of dollars worth of tax money high tech shit, and you can't trace a phone call to get a number? Give me a break.

Lie #3 "I'm sitting here right now scanning your World of Warcraft files"

So let me get this straight, Your sitting on your hairy ass at the LAX In your office with a entire forensics device going through my computer? Isn't that Illegal? Even if so I highly doubt you would be able to get one in your office as scanning for Evidence would be done in a LAB! Even if that is not the case? You got a lunch box device and viewing screen in your office to scan my game files under the pretense charges of "Interstate stalking!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean even when I confessed to raising hell with Crissy I told you where to look and find this shit. And your scanning files which contain absolutely no information regarding her at all??? What you think I'm hiding some Diabolical plot in MPQ files??? Sure, maybe I should just name all my folders "I'm plotting to take over the world" Maybe then you will know where to look as my files were that fucking obvious.

Lie #4 "WE GOT EVIDENCE ON YOU!!! ((2 months later)) After claiming that your preliminary scan revealing nothing" ((This was in January a month after the search warrant expired))

Okay, For 4 months now you have been trying to incite fear, "Were contacting the US Attorney and their going to throw the book at you" For awhile I've known you have been trying to cause fear and panic. Just never showed it to get you to lie more, and looky you have fallen for it. The US Attorney does not take 4 months to charge someone for FRIVOLOUS evidence. If you were really looking to do this shit and charge me you would done it MONTHS ago.

Lie #5 "There will be a Grand Jury involved!"

Oh really, I've done some research pal! Grand Jury is for people who plead INNOCENT, Last time I checked, I confessed to the blogs, the defaced pictures, and the emails back when you stormed my place. Only thing I did not confess to was the alleged "travel plans" which you probably used to pass as your plausible cause to the judge. And guess what, I never did have travel plans or any information on where these fuckers lived. You have my confession on your recording device. Don't you remember sitting there with me in my nice apartment having that nice chat? Oh yeah it was recorded! So this wouldn't go to trial even if your trivial logs managed to get me charged.

Lie #6 "But that was just the initial review"

You shitted out this one back in December when the search warrant ended. I talked with someone who works with the NSA. I even called you out on it and you made a lame attempt to cover it. In reality the Initial review comes after you have been ARRESTED. I haven't even been charged Search warrent said "60 days" Its been 5 months since that expired. And another thing regarding that. The man who told me this also said that if The raid would have been done by LOCAL authorities. Even if that's not the case its still worth looking into.

Lie #7 "What you did was still stalking even if you didn't have travel plans or intentions of carrying out criminal actions against the individual"

How is it stalking when she was also to sending ME messages? HELL! You had a log of one of her messages to me, telling me to come out to LA to further provoke stuff. Not to mention all the pastors she sent my ways, oh hey you got logs of that too! Fail.

Now lets go into your crimes with Grant shall we?

Me and Grant have actually become friends over this. He didn't have any noble things to say about you Mike. I like how you stormed his place with no Search Warrant, just invited yourself in. And then proceeded to ask him if he told me about Crissy's aborted fetuses. (Like thats a crime!) His words next would be the same as mine "your point?" And then you went ahead to threaten him with Jail time for "Conspiracy to hack a web page" Well guess what we never did that either. He just though the idea of it was cool. And you did this little stunt on him Halfway through the search warrant as if you were really scanning my PCs to begin with. I told you were on the hard drive to look for the log of me and Grant talking about that. Wouldn't you already have your evidence against him and me?

Once I get the contact info of your supervisor it will be sent to Grant, He has been looking to file a complaint against you for a long time Hess. He is not a happy man, and your boss certainly wont be either when he hears of the naughty things you have been doing. He told me that you are a friend of Crissy's ex work boss. Which means this was done on your own personal gain to score brownie points with that insecure hypocrite.

The message of this blog is being copy and pasted and relayed everywhere to your boss, to every FBI agent in LA, to every whistle blower, and to anyone with an internet connection incase you try to abuse your authority once more in order to censor the truth about your nature. You can not charge me for Freedom of Speech. First Amendment asshole! I will be making some phone calls tomorrow.

Thanks if you have actually read this far. If not, fuck you.

This all coming from the same epic troll who would later threaten to get trolls partyvanned because of internet stalking, and drag them before the Grand jury. Talk about irony.

But don't take our word for it, we're just lying trolls "twisting around his words." Documents aquired by a proud lulz patriot:

The Man Keepin' the Tranny Down About missing Pics

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The documents reveal among other things that Robbie's mommy and daddy dropped $50,000 to get their little epic troll back and that he went to therapy. As the existance of this page proves, it didn't do much good to him.

Robert Status:

☐ Not told
☐ Told
☑ Knights of the Told Republic

Update

Robb's tardrage is still remembered by Crissy Moran who remembers Robb as the creepy, obsessed internet tough guy that she friendzoned for obvious reasons. He was mentioned by Crissy in After Porn Ends for his antics and his threats about wanting to kill her and her cat.

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A Reflection of Simpler Times About missing Pics

Young Robb, so full of promise
Two future tragedies, one picture
Robb and his poor parents