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Montagraph

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I AM KING, KNOW IT!
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—More like 'princess'

   
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I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.
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—Montagraph

   
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ISN'T THAT FUCKING NEAT!
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—Montafag raging...

   
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ISN'T THAT NEAT? SURE IS...
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—trannygraph

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The story of Montagraph

Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most mentally challenged conspiratard on the internets, second of course to VonHelton. This idiot likes to present his videos as speculation these range from 9/11 to the end of the world scenarios. Like a true JewTube conspiracy theorist he attempts to cash in on views - A classic attention whore to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a 'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit) and that no can identify him and that he is an elite h4X0r.

He did find fame on YouTube as a shit eating, cross dressing drama whore .

Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do damage control for himself and his boyfriend VonHelton. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account 0ctoberReignz and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.

Still to this day, Montagraph is notorious for cyberstalking and harrassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a pussy, sitting behind a keyboard switching his accounts and talking to himself.

MelonGate

He was happily married until caught sexually assaulting a poor defenceless melon, so his wife packed her bags and got the Fuck out of there.

In an attempt to try and make money, Montagraph tries too make money off his shitty situation by engaging in Credit card fraud .

Credit card fraud with the footage of the melon rape

BlogTV and Stickam

Monty as the Batman sneaking off to look over someones confidential information

Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a tyrant but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about New World Order and how his half cousin is not a Pedophile - also he likes to drop peoples dox. When he's not whining like a bitch he dresses as the New World Order Solider and tries too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some mysterious organization now rules over us all.

Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple nigger wig. Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby.

If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in gimp masks and at one point made a snuff film.


Being Sam Kinison

America's Funnyman lives

According to reliable sources in the truther movement, our Monty is actually stand up comedian Sam Kinison, long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be Bill Hicks #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the NSA. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty raged and made a shitty rebuttal from a tiny motel room which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.

Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship

The picture Cancerman sent to Montagraph

Yes from 2002 - 2005 Monty was looking for gay sex on the internet webs like a true creep. The only guy that he found while trawling was his pet gimp - CancermanCOINTELPRO. Who later committed tubeacide leaving Montagraph too continue his Qwest to stop trolls and save VonHelton from the FBI.

How to Troll Montagraph

  • Criticize him.
  • Call him Dale.
  • Call him short.
  • Call him Sam Kinison.
  • Call him this.
  • Make videos about him.
  • Troll on his YouTube channel.

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