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Superdickery
Superdickery is a website of unaltered comic book covers and panels that could... um... be misinterpreted. It is thought by many that the comic book industry has always covertly encouraged slashfic. Here is the proof. Its original purpose was to showcase that Superman is a dick. Now that this has been proven, its new purpose is to prove that all superheroes are teh gay, Wonder Woman is severely into BDSM and that Jimmy Olsen is a gorillasexual.
Origin Story
It all started with a thread on Allspark. A member who shall remain nameless (Mike Miksch) posted some old Superman comic covers. After much discussion over America's favorite superhero, the members of the forum came to the conclussion that Superman was a dick.
This makes sense, of course. Growing up superpowered, who would have dared to try to displine him? It makes sense that he would end up like that one kid from the Twilight Zone. Plus, his girlfriend is a bitch, his best friend betrays him all the time[1], and he's surrounded by people too stupid to realize he's just Clark Kent without the glasses. You'd be a dick sometimes too.
Site today
Same as the site yesterday. It used to be updated monthly, then bimonthly, then whenever he felt like it. Finally, the site creator just gave up, and it's never updated anymore. In fact, you're likely to catch a virus from the site if you have a shit antivirus program. Plus, all the links are switched around, so for example, http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html is now http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=1%3Asuperman-vs-pat-boone&option=com_content&Itemid=24.
Gallery
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The lulziest picture on the entire site.
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Because strapping her in front of a truck diving off a cliff wasn't enough.
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Read superman's speech bubble for full effect
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He may have a point there . . .
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Make your victims dig their own graves so you don't have to
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Should have married me first bitch.
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You can slap a Jap but not a nazi.
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Replacing Hitler wasn't enough.
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Actually superman doesn't seem worth killing for.
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Superman always looks so happy while he tortures his friends.
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Cash > kids
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Combining PMS with superpowers.
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This time he actually looks ashamed of himself.
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Judging by the rest of these comics he probably deserves it
See also
External Links
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