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Darknessthechao333
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This is my first time ever going, and the best time i ever had.
I cosplayed as L, from Death Note, My friends say i look just like him o.o;
Well heres how my whole day was, down to every quote and face i can remember.
Me and Wacka walk through the doors with her sister and mom, And go through the area with other cosplayers. well we looked at our map, a random lady with glasses walks up. Looka at wacka and goes "CAN I TAKE YOU'RE PICTURE" After she was done, she looks at me croutching on the floor and goes"YOU LOOK JUST LIKE L" and asked to take a picture of me, me being so shy, screams and hides behind wacka, wich pushes me infront of the camera, and fources me to take the pic.
We walked up to the are where you get you're tags, so you can buy the objects...well waiting in line...random people would go "IT'S L!" And wave, or take pics of me with thier cellphones...Im not used to things like that o.o;
I saw other L's thier... we counted them...About lets see...13 of them...only 3 had black hair...and one was a kitty L. Kawaii! <3 When i whent to get my Tag, i looked over and saw a scary L....Well he scared me...He was kinda soutchy...a girl haircut..And had a Pudgy-ish body...I just hoped he woulden't bump into me.
When i got my tag and walked out...Another girl with pink hair asked me for a picture..So i did.
Verry Kawaii, and overwhelmingly shy, we whent to the area where you can get you're items...we got confused and cut the line onaxident o.o...I think another L flipped me off...I dunno, and i don't care...After a while..A couple more people that was sitting on the sides dressed as, Misa or just a Death Note fan, took pics of me...Hugged me...Or just plainly just started a HUGE Conversation, I FELT LIKE I WAS HOME!
Walking through the huge croud..Wackas sister started being annoying...either she was saying "CAN WE GOOO NOOOWWWW?" or "YOU WERE WALKKIINNGGG TTOO FASSSTT L!" Or was just wining, and getting majorly...MAJORLY On my nerves...
Agitated as hell...I looked over at a stand...and saw a Ryuk plushie...and a L...Me...being a huge Death Note fan...Bought them. and Squeed with happyness well everyone staired like i was one of thier hyperactive own.
But still...Wackas sister wined...and blamed us for crap....so...we whent to the food cort.
At the food cort...i coulden't eat anything because i was so overwhelmed with hoe nice the people where, how they'd just hug you...and how many thier was...Hence my Sensory disorder...I just shaked alot...and it actually scared me... So i ran to the bathroom and threw up...Three girls thier...One said "L are you okay?" I didn't know who these girls were but they were kind. one said "If you need anything, just look for the pink hair" and pointed at her friend...Walked me out nicely...and was just so sweet. Noone i never knew was ever that sweet..
When i got back at my tabel. We got ready to head off again, but this time, Wackas sister passed me her digital cam.
Yes, i love...i repeat LOVE Taking pictures...we whent back to the shop area, and i took a picture of a girl with these cat eyes and a leater suit, she smiled and said "L you're so adorable" and just randomly hugged me o.o; I took a picture of Cid, from final fantasy, This Box guy, Pictures of Sora and Riku, even Sailor moon and Power ranger charicters. UBER FUN *Squee*
Wackas sister took the cam from me ;_;, So we whent back to the food cort. Thier i threw up again...Yes...And i just sat in the chair...wacka looked over, and the Creepy L from before was walking down the stairs...Me...goes "Oh my god... hope he dosen't come over here.."
I stood up and was just stood thier Bearfoot, and all of a suden wackas face turns to behind me...i turn around and "AHHHH" I almost fall over my own chair by backing up...And i stood back shaking...THAT CREEPY L WAS JUST LOOKING AT ME!
Me, not being rude...said "Haii" He smiled a bit, and said "Hello. Finally thiers another L that looks like him"he introdused himself and shaked my hand...Funny part is...hese short like me..Acts like me..and hese actually really cool...his names Brian. we talked about death note, and cosplay suits...and he saw my L plushie hewhent *GASP* "WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT!? I've been looking everywhere!"
Fun part was, We showed him where it was...sadly sold out...But found another place! w00t! Him, being happy...showed me a Handshake. It has 40 parts in it...X3 First we high five, then miss hit our backs of our hands together, Hit our elbows, then hit our first together, then miss and slide our hand, and do this high five thing, and then chest hit XD SO FUN!
After he introduced me to his friends. A Light, Misa. And some other cosplayers, in one group..We hed so much fun. I got his Cellphone number, he lives in Maine. Verry cool person...When i said my goodbyes, i gave him a hug, and then got sick again...and had to run...whent to the bathroom and threw up...yet again...thier these other girls were thier...one dark girl dressed as L. one as edward elric, and two others...L said "L are you okay?" well edward elric hugged me, and dabbed my forehead with a wet paper towel.
"Do you have a ride home?" edward elric said and i nodded. The other L and the rest walked me back to where i was, and i thank them. Just wish i could have taken a picture of them to remember thier Kindness..
We whent back down to the Food cort, and We bumped into Kitty and Kiba, oh so uber cool. Kitty is a best friend in my neighborhood. and Kiba i don't know that much yet. Kitty bought me a Ryuk pluchie, so i now have two...WHOO!!! When we sat back down, i just thought to myself "Man, i wish i could stay here..And get to know Brian that other L alot more, and get o tlk to thpple that were so kind to me.
When i was walking out the door, i just didn't want to leave...even thogh i was so tighred, and didn't feel well at all. Mom said if i was good, She'd give me 25$ so i could go on sunday and talk with my new friends. only if im good. Hope to see that L again, and The edward elric and the dark L.
This was the best and most caring experience i've had, i just wish it would have never ended at all..The place is just like family. everyone is just friends.
They either take a pic of you, run up and hug you randomly, or just walk up randomly and have a huge conversation with you, and help you out around the place.
I think im gonna go back every time...Maybe as L. or just choose a different costume forever.
FROM ALL OF THE L'S THAT COSPLAYED: TRIBUTE TO THE DEAD! *Holds up Book 7* ~ Courtney A.K.A. Darkness Chaotix"}}
A Boston anonymous knows this story to be total bullshit, since people in Boston haet each other and would sooner break your kneecaps than offer you a ride.
Rosa's Death
—One of their IRL friends, telling it like it is | ||
On March 17, 2006, Darkness alerted the internets that her BFF Rosa died from a gunshot wound. Rosa did not really die IRL, you fucking idiots. Darkness must have lured her in to being her friend by drawing this fucking awful drawing of a character for her. Little did poor Rosa know that soon she would be part of Darkness's sick fantasy of her getting killed a few weeks later. After a few years of this bullshit, it seems that Rosa understands now what a fucking stupid bitch her friend was.
—Darkness, here | ||
Here are convos with a girl who knows Darkness and Rosa IRL.
[16:23] Capricornian: So I heard from Darkness that Rosa died IRL from a gunshot wound to the head? [16:23] Diamonds: No.. [16:23] Capricornian: So she's still alive? [16:23] Diamonds: Yeah I went to school with her. [16:23] Capricornian: So Darkness is a lying little bitch? [16:24] Diamonds: Correct [16:25] Diamonds: I don't know how she gets away with all those lies [16:25] Diamonds: -shakes head- [16:36] Diamonds: i cant believe she lied about thattt [16:37] Diamonds: Rosa goes to school with meee [16:37] Diamonds: I see them walking togetherrrr
[15:51] Capricornian: does she mention anything at school (The article)? [15:51] Diamonds: no [15:51] Diamonds: i see her [15:51] Diamonds: with her like [15:51] Diamonds: emo friends [15:51] Capricornian: does they cut? [15:51] Diamonds: Im not sure [15:51] Diamonds: but [15:51] Diamonds: ROSA IS THERE : )
So now we all know that she's a lying little bitch who likes telling sob stories. But what could make this even funnier? She lied about the fucking death date of her BFF who supposedly died. She REALLY can't keep track of all her lies. How sad.
UPDATE: Apparently Rosa thinks Darkness is a stupid bitch and wants her dead. No srsly.
—Darkness | ||
Deleted Everything & Is Totally Butthurt
On January 4, 2008, she deleted everything after Anonymous attacked her.
On January 6, 2008 she was totally butthurt beyong repair but tried to seem kewl by imitating ED.[1] [2]
Darkness is a lesbian? And gay.
She's said before on some of her pictures that she prefers girls and for a while she was actually in a relationship with a girl (
kuraiyasha). Sadly that came to an end, even though they promised to love each other forever. Was it because her girlfriend sucked at art? Because she was a pedophile? Because she was fat? Who knows?
All that is know is that Darkness made a journal entry saying that she wasn't allowed to date her girlfriend or whatever, and Kurai hasn't been seen for at least over nine thousand years.
So be warned girls, she's a lesbo and will most likely rape you.
FACT:- Darkness and Chaos-the-fox were a couple until she dumped him for a chick and he cheated on her with 48 ten year olds. Now she haets him with a passion, even though she continues making gifts for him, and if you mention her liking him then she will most likely scream and throw shit at you.
UPDATE:Since Darkness has now declared herself a man, she has also turned gay. Which would technically make her straight, since she's a dumbfuck, but who gives a shit? She's adding fuel to the fire. She was dating some dude on Sheezyart named Chase, but they broke up for reasons unknown. Who will be her next victim?
The Icon Stealing Fiasco
One bright and sunny day on DeviantArt, Darkness's close friend STOLE HER CHARACTER FOR AN ICON!!!!!!!! Since it was her close friend, instead of talking about it calmly, Darkness set all her cronies to attack the suspect. This is probably what set her off to steal other's art.
—Darkness, being calm about this tiny inconvinience | ||
DARKNESS STEALS ARTZ?!
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It are true.
Sheezyart
After being attacked on Deviantart, she did what most butthurt retards do. Run away crying to another website. Here she posted moar of her shitty furry art, even though she claims to not be a furry, and found a new lesbian lover! Nope, no lesbian this time. Just a cross-dressing faggot. And just to make sure no one would evar find her, she made an even newer account.
Yuki Yubari Says: (Mar 21st 2008, 12:03AM) hahahahahaha!!! :danceaway::YAAAAY!!!::danceaway: i'm too hardcore to wear anything but girls outfits.
—Darkness |
Isn't she just a friendly ball of fluff? Who DOESN'T want to be friends with her??
Her Followers
Most people can't be called friends of hers, because it's painfully obvious that she pays them to pretend to like her. But these losers actually believe that she's a wonderful goddess who needs to be eaten out every five minutes.
- Jefron - An 18 year old fat nigger loser who thinks he's a lizard because "ALL HUMANS ARE EVIL AND SHOULD DIE!" He hates humans so much that he only draws furries and lizards. He could be fond of being a lizard so much because he's ugly as fuck, but that's only a theory. He also has horrible spelling and it might take lightyears before you figure out what the fuck he's talking about. He thinks that everything Darkness does is right and anyone who opposes her shall face his claws of fury!
—Jeffron, on someone being brianless. |
- Justa - Jeffron's twin brother and equally a loser. There's not much difference with him, except his art sucks more than his brother's.
- Zork - Some stupid fag who no one really cares about, but decides to get involved with Darkness drama anyway. He thinks it makes him look cool, but in reality no one cares about him and it makes him look even moar stupid. He has crappy art and crappy spelling, which makes it hard to take him seriously. He's 18 and dating a 14 year old, which creates drama every fucking second of every fucking day. And it's hilarious. His gf, Jinxy, is an emo bitch who got pissed because he didn't cyber kiss on MSN. And she drew a self-suicide picture because they...I don't even fucking know. She takes anything she can get for an excuse to be an emo whore.
Oh, did I mention she's lesbo for Darkness?BALEETED! It can now be found in this page's gallery!
—Zork | ||
- MagnaShade - Another furry, who's OC is a Sonic recolor because he's too fucking retarded to come up with anything new. Not unlike his other friends, he thinks it makes him seem tough to threaten people over the internet. Obviously all of them are too stupid to realize that a simple *punches you in the face* does not affect anyone.
—Magnashade | ||
- Adorablecutekid - As you can tell by her username she is very full of herself. Even though she has an okay face she likes taking pictures of herself looking like a troll. She's a camera whore and if anyone calls her that she tries to act like she's smarter than them by telling them to GTFO. She always posts pictures of words that say things such as "I'm flippin' awesome!" and other self promotion phrases.
—AdorableCuteKid | ||
She highly supports Darkness and does a lot of ass kissing. Even though she seems to be very attached to Darkness, I think she's just waiting for something to happen to her so she can become their next Hitler. DISREGARD, IT'S BEEN PROVEN! Samantha fucking haets Courtney and hopes she drops dead. Or gets hit by an oncoming truck when she goes to her next Furrycon.
- Miserably-Yours (
juvenile2993) - Darkness's fat cousin (calls herself 'Misery' because anyone who talks to her gets miserable) who's a gangster-wannabe and is pretty much a bitch. If anyone says anything bad about Darkness, she jumps to her cousin's defense and threatens to beat the shit out of them. I'd be careful, because we all know how violent moo cows can be, but you can just punch her in the cunt because that bitch is knocked-upLOL, DISREGARD. That whore has given birth to her son, Alexavier. She's probably dropped out of high school and will be lying in a ditch at the edge of town in a few weeks. juvenile2993
- Abbythecat - Abigail Gross (her name fits her because she's a fat piece of shit) has always been one of Courtney's loyal cock strokers. It first began when she saw one of Courtney's drawings and wished she could be fucked in the ass by her. After that, they became BFF even though Abby wanted all of Courtney's boyfriends for herself, but they had threesomes anyway. Abby wished she could have Courtney's "awesome" drawing skills, so she copied her drawing style but failed miserably. She has no idea what proportional bodies are and thinks G cup boobs look awesome on every furry alive. She eventually got banned from DA for being a retarded 11 year old girl. Now she just moons after Courtney from afar and faps to her pictures everynight.
—Abby, failing at life | ||
Gallery
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Why would you call her emo? -
FAP FAP FAP! -
Ok, now you REALLY know she's not emo. -
Still not emo.
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The death of Rosa -
I get horny whenever I see a slutty fox furry! -
She claims to be an animal lover -
She especially loves KITENS -
She made this with a broken arm -
We can only hope... -
ED's lulz killed her journal JERNAL. -
We all know why she wants tits. Not to fit in, but because she's a lesbo! -
Oh, there's still plenty of lulz to be found.
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Goddamn, can that skirt be any shorter?! -
It looks like her breasts are taking steroids. -
It's always her breasts that look odd. -
I think we know why -
Didn't get enough pantyshot? Okay, here's MOAR! -
Furry hips are sexy -
We all knew Darkness was a guy -
Her boyfriend must be blind or retarded
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She can also be seen in Neopets -
True love -
Always -
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Coincidence? Courtney is a furfag, this chick's cousin's name was Courtney. And she probably went back on the copmputer to spew out this shit to ArtInsanity fags. -
It all makes sense now! -
Typical gay art
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Typical lesbian fanart of her
Troll Artwork Gallery
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Add pixplzkthnx to Darknessthechao333 Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
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Someone wrote a fanfic about Courtney's irl escapades.
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Cosplaying as Courtney in crow-form. Stretch your hand muscles. -
It looks just like the real thing, amirite? -
Possibly done by her little cousin in the 2nd grade, Maddie. Even her family haets her. -
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Courtney in her true form with her real father; they conspire to sex the ladies -
Her birth -
WEEGEE?? -
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How Darkness wishes she looked -
How Darkness looks IRL -
Can such a face lie? -
Rosa mah boi -
Nyoro~n!!~!~!~!!~ -
IRL Pictures of Darkness
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She's the only boy. Guess which on she is. -
She resides in one of those garbage bins down there. -
No, that's not Adorablecutekid. -
A tender moment with her mother
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Courtney = Long-Lost Jonas Brother?
Oh Exploitable
YouTube
Darkness decided to grace JewTube with her amazing clay-making abilities. The results are KAWAii DESU DESu DESuESU!1!1!!1!!!11!!1!. (Note the Pudgy Man hands.)
Leave her comments about her spelling and tell her how talented she is.
Quotes
From a journal entry she deleted out of butthurt 5 minutes later.
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This is the Story of a Crow
This is the story of a crow, Who lied a river and drowned the whole world! And while she looked so gay in photographs, I absolutely hate her, When she lies... How many days in a year? She woke up with stories but she only found lies. And she can be so insincere, Making her stories never for real! As long as she stands there lying, Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes! How many friends disappear? When you look in the mirror so how do you choose? Your lies never wear as well the next day, And your hair never looks emo quite the same way- But you never seem to run out of things to say... THIS IS THE STORY OF A CROW, WHO LIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD! AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO GAY IN PHOTOGRAPHS, I ABSOLUTELY HATE HER, WHEN SHE LIES... How many lovers would stay? Just to put up with this shit day after day! How did she wind up this way? Not watching her beak for the words that she says. As long as we stand here waiting, Listening to the daily lies that she chooses! How did she get there today? When she's walking too far for new lie material! Your lies never wear as well the next day, And your hair never looks emo quite the same way- But you never seem to run out of things to say!... THIS IS THE STORY OF A CROW, WHO LIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD! AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO GAY IN PHOTOGRAPHS, I ABSOLUTELY HATE HER, WHEN SHE LIES... Your lies never wear as well the next day, And your hair never looks emo quite the same way- But you never seem to run out of things to say... This is the story of a crow, Who said her best friend Rosa died! And while she looks so sad in photographs, We already knew that- This is the story of a crow; Her ugly face she hid from the nets! And while she is so sad and lonely there, I absolutely hate her, When she lies... This is the story of a - CROW! Who lied a river and drowned the whole internet! And while she looks so fucking ugly I absolutely hate her, When she lies... When she lies.
External Links
- Darknessthechao333
- Her sucky ass website
- Courtney is a ghey pedophile
- Her forum, The Factory all about Sonic
- Her cousin's forum
- Some stupid bitch whining about "ppl beng meen 2 drakness"
DarknessChaotix- New blog that she seems to think no one has seen yet
- Courtney has her own mask on Gaia! Everyone get one and taunt her with it
See also
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