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Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan roughly translates Japanese into "flat, flat, smooth and flat", and refers to touhoe Suika Ibuki. It is recognized as a forced meme, while others argue it is not a meme but just one guy spamming his own threads.
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Lyrics
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!! Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!) Yami ni e to (douman seiman) Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai) Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (madamada ikuo~) Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!) Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, harupittan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai) Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo (Tsurupeta tte iu naa (T_T)) Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa (T_T)) Kyou mo haigo ni ashioto hitahita Oyashiro-sama ga stalking!! Tatari ni shissou, ikenie, goumon, oni kakushi tte tsumamigui? Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!) Yami ni e to (douman seiman) Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai) Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!) Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Pettan, pettan, harupittan Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu! I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for the cute look? This oni (evil spirit begone) Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!) Will be buried in the darkness (Miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, yeah!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes) Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!) Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!) I can hear footsteps coming up behind me again today, Oyashiro-sama is stalking! Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning-away, and sneak-eating? This oni (evil spirit begone) Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!) Will be buried in the darkness (Miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, yeah!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, harupittan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!) Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!) Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!) Flat, flat, smooth and flat Flat, flat, harupittan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)
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Poor goatse, taken down to this level.
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