Forthcoming shitstorms

Forthcoming shitstorms is both a forced meme, and a social phonemonom where one extreme has not yet realized there is another, opposing extreme. For example, the Animal Liberation Front have yet to realize that Islamanazis kill pigs.

You can help create these shitstorms, by ensuring that both parties realise this, and then sit back, and watch the thunder and lightning.

You can profit by taking bets on which one will win such as the odds between, say...W and Saddam Hussain

Doing it wrong

If you are involved in the shitstorm, you're doing it wrong, because you can't enjoy a shitstorm you're in yourself. You have to find two extreme parties who get butthurt for different reasons on one issue, and let them take it all the way to the wrestling ring.

You are also doing it wrong if you take old issues people are bored about now - such as a republicunt and a commie and get them to squabble over immigration - you have to pick a subject which the two opposing parties have not yet fought over.

And you can also do this wrong by confusing a forthcoming shitstorm with an obvious shitstorm, such as leading Chris Hanson to a pedo - whereby one party are pussies who will obviously back down.

The perfect shitstorm

Eventually you reach the point where action is taken, and the shitstorm is no longer forthcoming, as the audience queues up for their tickets.

The more rage, the more lullz-miles you earn - enough to fly Trans-Atlantic and watch George Cloony die in a fishing boat.

Notable shitstorms

When a shitstorm reaches force 5 or above, it is documented here - as NOAA only seems to archive weather for some reason...

Xiao Rishu Vs. Venus Angelic

Xiao came to the attention of Venus Angelic and Margaret Palermo after Xiao made a video response sticking up for Venus Angelic because people were bullying her for being a weeaboo. At first Venus Angelic sent a message of thanks for her support. Only a few weeks later, Xiao found out that Venus Angelic had reported the video to YouTube and had it removed. Xiao explained that while she was confused by this, she let it go because she figured the video may have made Venus uncomfortable. They later exchanged messages and arranged to meet up, however Venus pulled out last minute. She then tried to compliment one of Venus's videos to find out that she had been blocked.

A few months later, Xiao discovered some of her friends had now been blocked from Venus's channel after they left nice comments. She then discovered Kimonotime’s Tumblr posts about her experiences with Margaret Palermo and reposted them. Immediately, XiaoRishu began to receive a storm of angry tweets from VenusAngelic fans, accusing her of copying VA. These accounts all went online at the same time and also show remarkable similarities in speech. It is suspected that Margaret Palermo created all of these accounts, because whoever operated these Twitter accounts was also able to unblock Xiao’s friends on VenusAngelic’s channel.

Next, Xiao made a post calling Margaret and Venus out on this harassment. The tweets promptly stopped. Someone on Xiao's Facebook offered to track the IP address of the accounts. Venus posted a screencap of the comment claiming Xiao is trying to hack her Twitter. Team Xiao, officially known as Team Spring Roll, immediately lept to Xiao's defense. Margaret responded by threatening to sue Xiao for slander, despite the growing evidence in Xiao's favour. Margaret continued to play the victim card as VenusAngelic accused Xiao of spamming her and using her photos.

Margaret continued making accusations, claiming Xiao was harassing them to get more subscribers and earn money. Margaret claimed to have never heard of her, despite Venus thanking her for defending her. Margaret made several racist comments about Xiao as well. Both parties continued to make statuses, tweets, and blogs until a mysterious Twitter account posted Xiao's personal details on the web. The 'mysterious' Twitter account had one tweet and was strangely enough, following Margaret.

The post was quickly removed by Team Spring Roll. Margaret next posted a picture on Facebook holding a victim's care card and claimed that the police will take down the "hate group and its leader." Yet again she played the victim card while bullying a girl 15 years younger than herself.

In a last ditch attempt, Margaret posed as the manager of the modeling agency involved with Venus. She sent a badly written email to Xiao trying to convince her to join Venus and her Mother in a bid to end cyber bullying. Xiao smelled bullshit and people called Margaret out on her hypocrisy. She continued to stalk Xiao's every move on Facebook and posted status accordingly. These involve criticizing Xiao's parents and accusing Xiao of everything imaginable including: saying Margaret's Swimwear dance is porn, photoshopping evidence, demanding Margaret pays for her friend to go to a Christmas event in Hyde Park and posting her own details in order to frame Margaret.

Currently, Margaret still plays the victim card but has decided to unblock everyone on Venus Angelic's channel.

Meanwhile, Xiao told of her sob-story to some e-media hack.

Snapesnogger Vs. ConceptArt

Many years ago, a teenager believed she could draw because some people on DeviantArt said she was "really really gud at colouring in 'n stuff" but in reality posted knock-off anime fetish shit of her as some bastardized multi-sex naja, who IRL spend her time raping donkeys and eating her own shit.

Mistakenly thinking she was now in the big leagues, she pretentiously thumbed her nose at the DA world, and smugly headed to ConceptArt thinking she had an in there. Sadly, the conceptart folks aren't colour-blind three year olds, but are infact adults who do art as a living, and thus explained why her art was bad.

A mid-range shitstorm occurred between the fans of Snapesnogger and ConceptArt, when some of Snapesnogger's fans did their own reviews on various ConceptArt pieces, with some occasional retalliation, until the weeaboo retards couldn't be bothered anymore, and went to go play farmville.

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