Street Fighter 2

Street Fighter 2 is a popular fighting game released in the 90's, showing what a fighting game could and should be. It was awesome.

History

Street Fighter 2 More of Street Fuckers 2 was the brainchild of some guy named Konami. Then, a boy named Capcom bullied Konami into giving the game to Capcom and Capcom took all the credit. Originally, it was called Street Fighter, but no one cared so they added a 2 at the end. The objective of the game was to use Kung Fu on people of diverse races to defeat Hitler's father at the end of the game.

Everyone orgasmed when the game was released to arcades. It was eighty cents a game, but not even worth it.

Due to the popularity, Capcom decided they could milk this cash cow. Instead of releasing a sequel, like normal companies would, they decided to release copies of the same game. It worked well.

Then SNK was like "Hey, lets copy Capcom and make a shit load of boring fighting games filled with fap material!", and so they did. Capcom found out about this, so to counter attack they released Street Fighter III: The Next Generation. However, no one cared and still played Street Fighter 2. Then came Street Fighter III: Street Fighter 2. Wapanese fapped to the soundtrack in the back of arcades, but that's about it. Then after a massive amount of fan cum on their desk, Capcom stole SNK's stuff and made Street Fighter III: Pro Edition which poor ass Mexicans and Japanese play. It was a hit with the poor gangster types in America and is serious business in Japan.

And for all the animu fans, Capcom went to Squaresoft's doorstep, at first offering a partnership but in reality Capcom fooled Squaresoft into giving him all of his hentai DVDs. With these DVDs, Capcom created Street Fighter Alpha, filled with animu style characters for animu fans.

Stan Lee liked Street Fighter, but he thought his comic book heroes could beat the shit out of Street Fighter characters. Thus began the Marvel Vs. Capcom series, pitting Stan Lee and his minions vs. Capcom, and gained great success as Onslaught butt-raped a massive amount of Street Fighters, Mega Mans, and characters from several other series that no one gives a shit about. Then, Marvel vs Capcom 2 was created, in which Cable, Magneto, and Sentinel brutally destroyed Capcom's legions at full force. It is considered "the shit" by everyone in the arcade.

Later SNK was still butthurt from what Capcom did to them, so SNK challenged Capcom and thus began Capcom vs. SNK, where SNK lost. Then came Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Rematch and Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Xbox Rematch, SNK's strategy this time was to include multiple girls that would make Capcom basement dwellers fap all over their controllers. The plan succeeded for the most part but poor ass Mexicans and serious Asians brought Capcom to victory. SNK, even moar butthurt than before, had one last shot, they invited Capcom over as a peace offering, but it's a trap! SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos Rumble started, Capcom was outnumbered and thoroughly bloodied, but not beaten. Then SNK called up his good pal Yu-Gi-Oh!, and made three SNK vs. Capcom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Battle Edition games, although the games were only liked by 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls, and only basement dwellers bought the game.

Street Fighter 2 is still remembered to this day as having taken a huge chunk of your change and a small chunk of your life at the local arcade.

Street Fighter II's Awesome Intro

Capcom's ~~racist~~ awesome intro. Take dat nigga.

Versions

Street Fighter 2 was released for the SNES, which pretty much sold the piece of shit.

The SNES's best version was Street Fighter 2: Turbo Plus New Fallanges. Super Street Fighter 2 had new characters, but shittier music. While the Genesis version featured shittier music, it had mile a minute gameplay. And as we all know, everyone plays Street Fighter solely for the music.

Characters

Street Fighter II

Ryu - The main protagonist of the series, he is the most overused character evar. Most players who use him are faggots who stand in the corner and Hadouken constantly until the timer runs out.

Ken Masters - Noobs use him because he's way cooler than Ryu, despite having the same exact movelist. He floods the Street Fighter IV servers with constant dragon punches and fireballs.

Chun-Li - Players praise her for her unique features not found in other characters. Nobody gave a shit about her until Street Fighter III, where she was the most overpowered character in the game. Street Fighter fans constantly masturbate to her larger than life thighs.

Guile - The generic "American badass", he is the most constantly developed character in the entire series, with a grand total of 2 special moves in every single fucking game. In Street Fighter III, he decides to stop being a family man and turn emo.

Blanka - Typical Brazilian citizen with orange spiky hair and green skin. A favorite among furries. His special move is electric rape.

Dhalsim - Super stretchy Indian, a blatant rip-off of Stretch Arm Strong.

E. Honda - Like Blanka, pressing PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH is the only way to win with him.

Zangief - The strongest character in the game, this Soviet son of a bitch doesn't fuck around. If you get too close, he will rape your ass on-spot. His special move is the SPD, or Spinning Pile Driver. He has no projectiles, long-range attacks, or, fuck, any useful moves at all. Only pros use him. Zangief is also impressed with the Russian president's ability to dance very well, which is the appropriate Russian fashion of celebration. He's also confirmed to be gay and had fucked bears in the past by Capcom. Nobody was surprised.

Sagat - Possibly the cheapest motherfucker EVAR in a fighting game. tourneyfags will bitch and complain if you choose him at a tournament. To win with him you just have to spam fireballs. He also has a strange obsession with fucking tigers.

M. Bison - Also known as Vega in Japan. He thinks seeing Street Fighters pummeled to dust is DELICIOUS! YEEESH! YEEESH! An effective technique to use while playing as Bison is spamming his Psycho Crusher attack. He's notably the only character that has the ability to shut down fireballs with a fucking headstomp. This will cause Guile to point towards the sky, with a jet of fire shooting behind him, and yell "BISONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!1"

Balrog - Also known as M. Bison in Japan. Apparently Capcom thought people would confuse this nigger with Mike Tyson, so they switched the names around. Actually looks pretty white in Street Fighter 2.

Vega - Also known as Balrog in Japan. A narcissist metrosexual who is in love with himself, he comes from Spain with a claw thing on his arm who uses "Spanish Ninjutsu". (Why did they need to switch not two, but THREE characters' names around?)

Fei Long - While they ran out of idea, they add Bruce Lee with Fire Kick.

Cammy - Much like Chun Li, she's basically a whore, & she's made by Bison for rape.

Dee Jay - Nigga from Jamaica, has disease from Joker, has only a smile even he's beaten.

T.Hawk - A fail Peter Pan clone, he believes that he can fly to NeverLand.

Akuma - Also known as Gouki in Japan. Your typical rapist, noobs use him because he was AWESOME.

Street Fighter Alpha

Birdie - Was white in the original Street Fighter, but Crapcock realized that all metalhead bikers from England are niggers, so they changed him. His special move is chain whipping.

Rose - MILF from Italy. When encountered in single player mode, players lose to her on purpose just to see her victory portrait.

Adon - Sagat's bitch, his goal in life is to fuck all the jaguars in the world. Sagat players pick him expecting to play exactly like Sagat, only to be pwned by some 8 year old who doesn't even know how to play the fucking game and just spams Balrog's headbutt.

Dan Hibiki - Obviously the greatest character in the game, he is like Ryu and Ken but more badass. Capshit made him to make fun of SNK who constantly rip off everything that Capcom makes. Popular among fanfic authors because he is OMG SOOOOOO FUNNY! ^_^ Dies in Street Fighter X Tekken from a very intense deepthroat from Kazuya. This caused a volcano of rage from Dan's mourners. And Lulz from the people watching it unfold.

~~Nigger~~ Evil Ryu - A palette swap of Ryu to make him gray and orange. Like normal Ryu, many players who use him are pussies because they keep spamming Hadoukens and then teleport to the other side of the screen.

Sodom - An American 'Weaboo Warrior' who has an amazingly huge fucking hard-on for all things Nihon. Grand Supreme Douchebag extrordinare, he loves making you eat red carpet while he shoves a pointed metal pussy-creator in your chode. It's like someone took Travis Touchdown and made him suck. Has no visible head under his mask, and likely makes his money by acting as a portable double gloryhole for gay parties.

Cody - From ~~Street Fighter:1989~~ Final Fight. An Amerifag from new york who got screwed over by a trap and was sent to prison. Basically, he got bored of getting raped by niggers and decided to break out of prison. His friend is some ninjafag. Also wears pajamas and doesn't afraid of anything.

Guy - Also from Final Fight. And his name is really Guy, yes. Give him some credit, he was a ninjafag before the Naruto shit took over the interwebs. Apparently he and Rose had a thing going on, even though he always chases after his fuck buddy Cody whenever he sees him.

Street Fighter III

Sean - The only gangsta in the entire series. Nobody gives a shit about him because he's just another palette swap of Ryu. His super move is a regular Hadouken.

Twelve - Possibly the stupidest name for a character ever, he is a Russian experimental organism created to be the ultimate rape machine, made of white liquid. His attacks include tentacle rape, spike rape, and being able to transform into multiple weapons. His super move allows him to transform into the opponent character, but with a white palette. Because seriously, that's what Street Fighter needs, more palette swap characters.

Hugo - Hueg wrestler from Nazi Germany. His goal in the tournament is to destroy Twelve, the evil Communist warrior from Russia. Nobody uses him in tournaments because he suks lol! He is constantly followed by his transvestite boss. His special move is in-air rape.

Poison - A tranny with big bewbs and pink hair. IT'S A TRAP!!!1

Q - Capcom decided they needed moar robots as well as plot ambiguity in the series so they threw in Q. Is he a robot? Is he a nigger?NO ONE KNOWS and no one ever will because Capcom doesn't give a shit about you. Regardless, Q exhibits some winning qualities, namely his intro animation, which features him attempting to punch a group of fleeing children in the head.

Urien - A pallete-swap (Surprise!) of the final boss, who wears a man-thong and nothing else. His supermove is a magic mirror, which is useless unless you've played the game over 9000 hours and are Japanese. He also gets emo and cuts himself if he loses by time-out.

Makoto - A Japanese dickgirl who uses karate and is a total lesbian. Her hands and feet are comically oversized, and look like they belong on a man twice her size. Makoto can fuck any girl she wants and frequently rapes the other Street Fighter women. Her supermove is a punch to the nuts, followed by several other punches to the face.

Dudley - Dainty English boxer with all the class. Dudley never takes off his boxing gloves and he enjoys drinking tea, did I mention he was a nigger?

Street Fighter IV

Abel - A French fighter who has forgotten his past and is looking for answers. Could not exist IRL, for as we all know Frenchmen can't fight for shit. Supposedly the main character of the game, he is completely boring and forgettable in every aspect. Nice job, Capcom.

Crimson Viper - A King of Fighters wannabe MILF with huge boobs and a classified electric weapon on her hand. Can also shoot fire out from between her legs.

Rufus - A truly American overweight tub of lard who looks ridiculous and has a very animated gut. Has to take a break between each round to eat about a dozen Big Macs. His eternal rival is Ken Masters, because Capcom couldn't think of anything else to do with the fat shit.

El Fuerte - Spanish for The Faggot, El Fuerte is a Mexican cooking fighter. Yes, you read that right. His moves consist of running around the screen and landing on his opponent, in a poor attempt to mimick Vega. He also has a combo called the Fierce Fist Loop. IT'S SUPER DYNAMIC COOKING TIME!

Gouken - Ryu's bearded master. He was presumed killed by Akuma, but in an amazingly bad retcon, he magically comes back to life. Akuma and Gouken both want Ryu's hot ass, but only one will claim the prize.

Seth - Villain of SF4. Besides looking like Dr. Manhattan with a yin-yang orb in his stomach, his moves consist of a mix of other fighters' moves. How original. He will rape you in arcade mode.

Juri - Apparently the main character of SSF4. Has a glowing left eye and likes to play with her opponents. In the SSF4 animated film, she's godlike and can stop bullets with her glowing eye power, kick everyone else's ass and is pretty much invincible. In-game, she's completely useless and reguarly gets beat up by characters like Dan.

Hakan- The oiled up Turk of SSF4. He oils up his opponent until they surrender making the guys long to be a hero and the girls want to sweat. Also has the ability to shit out his opponents with his oiled up body. Surprisingly a good idea from Capcom. He also has a banging wife who is the ideal woman for any man because she doesn't talk back.

Oni - Akuma when his emo levels grow off the charts. Still same shit to expect from Ryu and Akuma. Slams the losers's head in his dick if he wins.

Animation

Street Fighter: The Animated Series

This came out shortly after the first movie. It featured such faithful nods to the source material as Ryu losing to a distant cousin of Spider-Pig and Ken defeating Akuma. Bison found this delicious. Also Ryu is the WORLD'S STRONGEST PILLOW FIGHTER.

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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie

This was the animated movie based on video games that made every other animated movie based on video games suck ass. It also ultimately inspired other companies to do the same with such classics such as Tekken: The Movie and Art of Fighting: Carate Edition. They did not age well.

At least they aren't gay in this adaptation.

Street Fighter II: V

Despite what the weeaboos say, this animated series has nothing to do with the animated Street Fighter movie. Which is a good thing.

Because who said that only Americans can make bad animated series?

Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie

What's that? You want another bad animated adaptation of Street Fighter? Because V wasn't enough? SURE YOU CAN!

List of Street Fighter 2 Games

Capcom sure knows how to milk a franchise.

Full list of all Street Fighter 2 games known to man:

Hyper Street Fighter 2: ZX Super Hyper Champion Fighting Edition Grand Master Ultimate Championship Challenge - The Tournament League Battle
Street Fighter 2: Adrian's Revenge
Street Fighter 2: Alpha Omega Zero EX
Street Fighter 2: Anal Fiesta
Street Fighter 2: Baker's Dozen
Street Fighter 2: Battletoads
Street Fighter 2: Beta EX-3 version 1.4π
Street Fighter 2: Beyond Thunderdome
Street Fighter 2: Blanka's theme song kicks ass
Street Fighter 2: Blanka Special - Keep Pressing The Punch Button Until You Shock Your Opponent To Death You Cheap Son Of A Bitch Version
Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li Loli Hentai
Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's Cock Addiction
Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's Cock Addiction 2: Super Shittledick Showcase
Street Fighter 2: Crash Control X
Street Fighter 2: Do the Cha-Cha
Street Fighter 2: Don't Rock the Boat!
Street Fighter 2: Electric Boogaloo
Street Fighter 2: Ernest Goes to Fight!
Street Fighter 2: Farming
Street Fighter 2: Fountains of Faggotry
Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
Street Fighter 2: Guile was a Glitchy faggot, but he's fixed now
Street Fighter 2: Homosexual Adventures
Street Fighter 2: Ken's Homosensual Escapade
Street Fighter 2: Match of the Century
Street Fighter 2: Now E. Honda Is Cheaper Than Ever!
Street Fighter 2: Now It Doesn't Suck Anymore!
Street Fighter 2: Rainbow Edition
Street Fighter 2: Rule 34 Edition
Street Fighter 2: Sesame Street
Street Fighter 2: Stepmania
Street Fighter 2: Super Fuck Farts Ex Duo Alpha Omega
Street Fighter 2: Super Saiyan Buttsex
Street Fighter 2: The Epic Quest
Street Fighter 2: The one where the guy comes out of the thing
Street Fighter 2: Transsexual Rehab
Street Fighter 2: Turbo plus New Fallanges
Street Fighter 2: Twitching Muhammad Ali vs. Corpse of Pavarotti
Street Fighter 2: Ultra Hyper Mega Super Alpha Omega Fighting
Street Fighter 2: v2.0
Street Fighter 2: V2.000000000001
Super Street Fighter 2: Alpha Turbo the New Challenger's Mega Awesome Chuck Norris Edition
X-Men Vs. Street Fighter 2

Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition

Capcom also made a furry version of Street Fighter 2 known as Darkstalkers. It had nothing but a bunch of fucking furries as characters, and no one played it, except for the occasional weeaboo retards.

Street Fighter 2: A Real World Demonstration

Trivia

Everyone knows Ryu's Hadouken maneuver. Everyone.
Expert archaeologists have found remains of Street Fighter arcade machines, thus proof that at least 100 years ago there was infact a Street Fighter game.
Street Fighter is the only game by Capcom with characters that aren't racially biased, especially not M. Bison (America's Balrog; an obvious tribute to Mike Tyson), Fei Long (Chinese Bruce Lee type who screams like Michael Jackson), Dhalshim (curry-eating Indian) and Dee Jay (Jamaican breakdancing with dreadlocks while high on crippy reefer).
~~Winner's don't use Drugs.~~ Experts have determined that this is not true. Winners do use drugs, They just don't get caught.
Sodomy/"Katana" was a weeaboo from the game with Haggar in it that crossed over into the Street Fighter 2 universe, causing all IRL weeaboos to moisten their panties that they got from vending machines.
Chun-Li's legs gets bigger and bigger.

Guile's Theme Fits All

While the Street Fighter series is rather notorious for having some sweet songs (see Blanka for details), Guile's theme song received special attention in May of 2010. The king finally grew old in the Youtube Poop kingdom, and thus the minimalist video editors needed something else to kill time with: enter Guile's Theme Fits All. A Youtube profile by the name "Guilesthemefitsall" emerged in early May sporting the video that would spark a psuedo-phenomenon. The lone video on this profile featured a scene from the Super Mario Bros. movie in which Mario takes a fall due to his obese nature and resulting inability to balance. Suffice it to say, people saw this video and wanted more: more is exactly what they received. Many different scenes synced with the epic synthesizer music have popped up on Youtube with the majority of them being posted in May. This almost-meme has shown some promise, but lacks the hilarity to set itself apart from the other YTP phenomena.