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BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
Note the hover-fucking-hand.
I didn't know waifu polygamy was a thing.
Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is
Foxworth brings Yuuko to his ancient computer hardware hoarding room which probably doubles as an anime sex dungeon.

Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Foxworth, etc) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Shittijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara (initially), Yuuko Aioi (after coming out as a troll), and later with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome, particularly with Nano's ass. It's only a matter of time before he goes after the 8 year old professor on the show.

Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of Nano Shinonome, which you can read about further within this article.

After realizing how autistic the things he has been doing are, Foxworth told the world that he was a troll and attempted to hide his sick lust for anime loli. Being the autist he is, he still could not help himself and is continuing to create cringe-worthy photoshops with him and his anime-waifus. He spends his spare time masturbating to Nichijou and letting the entire internet know about how obsessed he is with the characters.

His "art"

Pedorov shows a mix of sexual and emotional interest for the characters in Nichijou whether it's by editing in the characters with hoverhand photos of himself, creating horrific crudely-animated 3D shorts about his love for the characters, going on long tl;dr rants about his fantasies, or spamming his love all over his DeviantArt, YouTube, and 8ch board.

His fantasies include forcing Mio to be in 1990's styled infomercials, anal sex with Nano Shinonome, and teaching Yuuko to use Windows Millennium Edition. He has a strange lust for 1990's internet culture and infuses this with his Nichijou-driven autism by using ancient photo editing programs to make his pictures and including at least 30 ancient computers that he owns within the pictures.

DeviantART

"Don't make anything stupid, or I'll rip it out"

Foxworth's awful "art" (archive) can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, his long lost father, and shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real.

/chuckecheese/

Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, he sucked some nichijoufag's dick in order to get a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his current waifu, whoever she is. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

YouTube

Foxworth owns a YouTube channel filled with extremely bizarre and disturbing animations with surprisingly well produced music possibly related to his extreme autism, mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos. The videos resemble extremely deranged, obscure, and creepy early 1990's educational programming and are disturbing enough to keep anybody awake for a week straight. They are usually based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, an extremely disturbing anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips is Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and is now a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. Either way, Mr. Computer is pure nightmare fuel. Foxworth shows his artistic representation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature.

Next up in line is Franklin. Franklin is the autism incarnate. Franklin is the main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond and is a stupid, depressed kid with an extreme case of autism. Despite being the main character of his own fucking show, he hardly says anything and has Mr. Computer do all the talking basically making him useless other than to be used as a title character.

These are the only two characters worth mentioning as the rest only made an appearance in one video, probably never to return again.

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Mio era

Foxworth's first waifu was Mio Naganohara. Here are a few of the pictures he has created in dedication to her. Foxworth later gave up Mio for Yuuko and Nano.

  • WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
    WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
  • "Kill me please"
    "Kill me please"
  • Surprise buttsecks
    Surprise buttsecks
  • Mio is creeped out by his antics
    Mio is creeped out by his antics
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  • WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some android slut
    WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some android slut
  • "GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
    "GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
  • The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
    The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
  • Read the text on the screen...
    Read the text on the screen...
  • Mio's trapped within the old computer
    Mio's trapped within the old computer


   
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It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio
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—Nicholas Fedorov

   
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ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. Nano's also one of my waïfus, but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally sït and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about the good tïmes we'd have. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. So ïnnocent. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;

Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.
 

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Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
 

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More examples of the Mio-sickfuckery can be viewed here:

Discovery by 4Chan

After Foxworth posted his horrifying pictures to DeviantArt, anons from 4chan's /b/ board quickly caught on. On January 21st, 2015 4chan's administrator Christopher "Moot" Poole declared that he was retiring from 4chan for good. 4Chan needed a new administrator, so what did they do? The anons came across the brilliant idea to attempt to throw Foxworth into office. For about a week, the anons would shitpost edited pictures of Foxworth's own photoshops that included Mio at the time. The anons mindlessly shitposted their edited Foxworth photos claiming to give 4chan a green on green color scheme. I do not currently have the pictures but if they come up I'll add them in this section. If anyone has them or any archived threads relating to this topic, please add them here.

To this day, most cringe threads include at least 10 pictures from Foxworth's deviantart and have caught on as a cringe meme. The pictures have also spread to reddit's /r/cringeanarchy, /r/justneckbeardthings, /r/weeabootales, and many other subreddits. The photos often cause massive shitstorms over whether or not the pictures are from today, from the early 2000's, or are old and have been edited to look like cringe photos. These are all assumptions based on people who aren't aware of just who Foxworth is and how he intentionally makes his photos look like they were taken in the early 2000s.

Coming out as a troll

Fucksworth rapes his new waifu
Mio is disappointed by her husbando's volatility

Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on a long rant (archive) about how he has trolled everyone, and the sick freak by the name of "Foxworth" was actually his fake trollsona in which he took his actual interests and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. Some argue, that this announcement was damage control, because in reality he is a sick fuck weeaboo who's hentai collection could take years to explore. In the announcement he claims to be a totally sane weeaboo geek, who made all that shit up just to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with Yuuko.

 
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If I were to do over, I would have picked Yuuko as my girl of choice. Mio comes super close though. Before I even watched Nichijou, hakase was originally going to be my waifu but then I realized her age and moved to Mio because I was SURE she was old enough. (16). Yuuko has always been my "real" waifu even though I totally find Mio adorable. And then there's Nano. Nano's probably the best looking out of all the Nichijous, but she is an android and incapable of loving me. You don't even know how close Mio comes though. A Mio that doesn't draw yaoi and has her hair down would be as good as Yuuko.

The reason I never said anything about this was because I started in on the pictures etc before I watched the anime simply because I found Mio cute and hardly knew about Yuuko. Then I watched the anime and realized that Yuuko was the choice for me but stuck with shitposting about Mio because I had already started that and it would have been strange to suddenly switch girls just after starting with one. LITERALLY ALL FEMALE NICHIJOU CHARACTERS QUALIFY AS MY WAIFUS. We're talking about Nichijou here. Of course it's going to be hard to choose. They're all adorable.

And of course, there's Tomoko of Watamote. I love Tomoko so much. The reason I haven't really said much about my love for Tomoko would be because she's insanely popular. It would just blend in with the rest, but nobody will ever know my love for Tomoko like I do.

And then this brings in Mako from Kill la Kill. She's another honorable mention for my waifu desire. She's cute and adorable too and is definitely on my list.

So, who's my waifu? That would be Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou. I really don't want to be a polygamist but to be honest I'd have to say my waifus are Yuuko, Mio, Mako, and Tomoko.
 

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Later Foxworth deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over five months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.

Even after "coming out as a troll", everybody knows that his sick obsession with the Nichijou anime is genuine and he really does masturbate to Nichijou daily.

Reboot

After proclaiming his master troll plan of seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko, Foxworth restored his WindowsMillenium2000 account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, trying hard to be cringeworthy as fuck. He fails though, because nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to.


   
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I sit and dream about how it would be to enter the 2D world and pin my innocent little Yuuko down, and watching her pant and breathe heavily as I stroke her tight little pussy and squeeze her perfect teen breasts for hours. I wanna see her orgasm. I wanna watch her make her cute little noises. I want to watch her pussy drip.
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—Lord Fucksforth himself

   
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I am desperate for Yuuko roleplay with anyone. WARNING: THIS COULD BE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! My skype is lordfoxworth

I want to talk with anyone
 

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My TRUE and HONEST Sweetheart IS YUUKO; I Trolled Everyone HAHAHA About missing Pics
  • Spoiler: He doesn't actually work out
    Spoiler: He doesn't actually work out
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  • One of Nicholas's countless waifus is his school buttbuddy as a girl (left)
    One of Nicholas's countless waifus is his school buttbuddy as a girl (left)

Pedorov's Marriage to Yuuko

MIO THOUGHT SHE WAS NEVER OBSOLETE

TRIGGER WARNING

Above is possibly the creepiest thing Foxworth has made in his spare time. The above video is an animated wedding that he created, where his character Mr. Computer marries both a crudely-modeled version of himself and a crudely-modeled Yuuko. Notice the cold stare the models have as he shouts "You are mine. Forever, and forever, and forever."

"I AM TOTALLY NOT A TROLL!!1"

After a day of not being able to release his anime obsessed autism to the world, Foxworth then made an announcement about how he didn't mean what he said about coming out as a troll and how his love towards Mio was misdirected at Yuuko all this time and is creating more cringy photoshops to this day.

Alright, let's get a few things straight now. I have yet another huge thing to break and you can take it seriously if you want or you can call it trolling which it isn't. Alright, so we all know that I "came out as a 50% troll". The reasoning behind this was to escape the associations with Mio so I could start over with my real waifu, Yuuko. I'm still heavily attracted to Mio but Yuuko surpasses her! I can't stress it enough, the reason I didn't say anything about Yuuko was because I had already started associating myself with Mio and over a period of time I was just expressing love directed at Yuuko without even thinking about who I was directing it at. You know what, just absolutely forget about the falsely coming out as a troll. I said this because it was the only way I knew how to start over again with Yuuko. Yes, it's true that I know how the internet works. That doesn't make me any less eligible to express my love. This is love we're talking about here.

YUUKO AIOI IS MY WAIFU!

Yuuko is my pride and joy and I will continue to create content that includes her for the sole purpose of showing her dedication. I love Yuuko more than anything and anything I had ever said about Mio applies directly to Yuuko. It applied to Yuuko when I typed it. Every picture, every journal, every 3D model. It is my mission to overwrite my association with Mio with an entirely new association with Yuuko. Yuuko is, always has been, and always will be my true pure waifu even though Mio comes extremely close. I am NOT a troll, even though I said I was in complete damage control. But you've totally got to admit, I did a pretty good job of falsely coming out as a troll. It is true that most people who are a bit odd don't know how the internet works, which is what makes my case a bit interesting. I know how everything works, and I simply DO NOT CARE. Go ahead and pass off my pictures as cringe, I don't care at all. Saying that I made them for that purpose was only in damage control. I will prove myself as a dedicated man to his waifu over the next year. Don't believe me? See it for yourself. You just wait. There's only one thing left to say though, and that's that there will be absolutely NO change from now until I die. I will be creating hundreds of times more OC regarding Yuuko than I ever could have about Mio.

I AM NOT A TROLL, YUUKO IS MY WAIFU FOREVER.

Fascination with Nano's Asshole

Nano getting ass-raped by Nicholas
Nicholas getting a mouthful of Nano's ass.
More anal Nano-Nonsense.
   
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As sexually as I am attracted to Yuuko, I have to say that I am just as interested in Nano. Particularly with her anus. I would love to ram my hard cock inside of Nano's tight anus for hours and hours.
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Nano Shinonome has a fantastic ass! There are so many things I would like to do to it.
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—Nicholas Fedorov

   
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Nano has the most fantastic ass in the world. It is so nice, round, and beautiful. I want to fill her ass with my cum and fuck her tight hole until I fall unconscious. I want to fill her small, vulnerable asshole with all of my love. I want to bury my face between her beautiful plump asscheeks. I want to cover her ass in oil and bend her over. Nano's ass is so amazing! I just want to kiss her and lick her for hours. Why is she so beautiful, and why does she have such an incredible ass?
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—Nicholas Fedorov

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It seems that our lovely Nicholas has acquired a new fetish as of April 2015. He seems to have a fascination with putting his dick inside the asshole of Nano Shinonome, one of his many Nichijou waifus. As more on this fascination comes up, I will continue to update this section because it's too good to pass by.

Being a robot, does Nano even fucking have an asshole? He seems to want to humiliate and dominate his extremely advanced fleshlight Nano.

   
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I think it would be so much fun to dominate and humiliate my sweet little Nano's ass. I would love to fuck her tight little hole and hear her moan as I'm penetrating her tender asshole. Nano and Anal fit very well for me.
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He has also seems to have found a Nano Shinonome Skype roleplayer to fulfill his sexual needs:

   
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I am very happy to announce that I am now ALSO in a relationship with Nano Shinonome! I love both Yuuko and Nano. Nano has added me on skype and we are in a serious relationship.
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Nano's face, in disbelief when she realizes what he wants to do to her.

The true reason behind his faggotry

The King wants you to join the army of shitposters

Some would argue that Foxworth is a mentally cripled asspie, but in reality he's just an attention whore who wants to become both an Internet celebrity and a meme:

   
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I want myself to be so associated with Mio and the whole nichijou anime so much that when you think of her you think of me. I want myself to show up in google results for her. I want all of 4chan and all of 8chan to know about my love for Mio.
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— Nicholas

However, this doesn't stop retards from Le Reddit and *chan newfags from thinking that he's geniune.

Gallery

  • He made Mai even more autistic than she is
    He made Mai even more autistic than she is
  • Retarded Pooh with a noticeable bulge in pants
    Retarded Pooh with a noticeable bulge in pants
  • Man, this is irrelevant since late 2008
    Man, this is irrelevant since late 2008
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See also

External links

Foxworth's accounts
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