Rossthefox
Allan "rossthefox" Ross is a twenty-something year old bisexual furry who lives in Monroe Louisiana and plays Second Life all day because the real life treats him like shit. In reality it's just because he's fugly and has no friends. While he denies being a furry, you can find him on FurNet in #Analyiff, #texasfurs, #txfurs, #furry_vore, #vore, #maleyiff #scatz #adultscat and #unbirth. He will also make multiple attempts to do half-assed roleplay games, as a furry, with other furries. However, this does not make him a furry at all and if you say otherwise he'll sue you.
If you want to find him on Second Life, search for Ross Barbasz or Ross Berboral.
Early History
The earliest of history in rossthefox's life would be the day he was born, when instead of being aborted like he should have been his dumb fucking parents had him. Fast forward to when he's 19, he finds out about Facepunch Studios's OIFY and how it's full of faggotry and furry porn, this makes him very happy because he was being fursecuted by everybody. He starts posting about furry porn and probably how he has a job at Habbo Hotel as a bartender. He finds #gmod IRC and is banned several times by the operators, because rossthefox has been called a faggot all the time he emails some very civil emails to Andy Vincent, one of the operators along the lines of,
—rossthefox, 4CHAN WILL MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YOU UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
—rossthefox, IS A REGULAR GAMER WHO VISITS GAMEFAQS | ||
He was unbanned from #gmod, because he's such a fucking lolcow, where a member of #gmod told rossthefox to go to another IRC channel. This is probably because ross wanted to show his new pet to everybody. Everybody thought he was fucking hilarious, but because a lolcow usually will die, everybody annoyed him while they could. People were fake yiffing with him to post the logs (which caused him to cry and post about it on his Livejournal), made photoshops, wrote stories (more or less fan fiction really) and even news articles around him. After that, richjkl (the admin of Wetfish) banned him REALLY PISSING HIM OFF.
—rossthefox, BANNING PEOPLE IS COMMUNISM!! | ||
Ross was gone for a long time, which was great for everyone who had to tolerate his bullshit, until for some reason #gmod's ban list was wiped so ross was able to get back on. When he did indeed return he spoke very carefully, saying things such as "THE ORANGE BOX SUCKS!!! ORANGE BOX MORE LIKE ORANGE SHIT! LOL PORTAL MORE LIKE PORTAL POTTY, TEAM FORTRESS 2 MORE LIKE TEAM GAY 2". That maybe wasn't the smartest of ideas, since he was saying this in a channel about a modification for Half-Life 2. Everybody called him a fucking idiot and told him to get the fuck out.
His reasons for saying Half-Life is shit? It ripped off Halo.
Rouge, Ninja, and Snowflake
Because he has never set foot outside in his entire life, he obviously has no friends or has ever come in contact with a member of the opposite sex besides his mom. So he created Rogue, his ex-girlfriend that is a motherfucking hacker on steroids who can apparently 'hack through firewalls like paper'. When rossthefox is getting 'hacked', he just posts incriminating evidence as a cry for attention. While Rogue is somebody different, there are a lot of similarities such as how rogue types the exact same way as rossthefox and uses the same language as him but that is just a complete coincidence and is no proof what so ever. Immediately after posting chat logs that rossthefox has saved most likely to masturbate to them, users will comment on the chat logs and he will go "I'm being hacked! Rogue wastes her time making up these detailed and graphic chat logs just to piss me off!" and disconnects with a witty quit message such as "ROGUE YOU'RE A WHORE"
After creating rogue and breaking up with her, he created his best friend forever ninja. When I say 'best friend forever' I mean they'll never ever not be friends, even after rossthefox calls him 'arab' or 'diaperhead' or 'sandnigger' or any other type of remarks that sure aren't friendship ending. Ninja does everything for rossthefox, including making him a sammich, buy him games without any thanks, and gets yelled at because he didn't get him a large pizza to stuff in his fat face.
To try and combat everything people say and do he created 'snowflake' or 'William Billiam', attorney and cocksucker extraordinaire. This attorney works for free because as we may know, lots of attorneys do this. While he is an attorney he resorts to swearing, capslock, large text and really everything ross does, but that's irrelevant. Snowflake mostly sues people for breaking Ross' first amendment rights while suing people for saying things about ross.
Proof of his Nonfurrydom
[11:23] * rossthefox pokes his head and neck into the wolf's tummy and moans loudly and squirms lightly, blushing deep red and lightly paws the stomach walls
See guys? He's not a furry! That's just rouge and rouge is the one that added a bunch of furry videos to his 'video log' and favorites, it's just rouge. Rouge does everything. Why rouge hasn't killed rossthefox beats me, probably because that would be 'suicide'.
Contact Ross
Bored? Then have a dosage of rossthefox!
(Warning: Rossthefox may make you facepalm or otherwise make you want to kill him. Chat at your own risk.)
AOL: TTRON778 or CCATROSS
MSN: [email protected]
IRC: #nckomodo on irc.gamesurge.net
Gamertag: crowan2001 (He beat Halo 3 on easy, motherfucker!)
Address: **** ******* *****, Monroe, Louisiana
Zip code: 71201-****
Tactics
- Repeat
If you try to disprove what rossthefox has said, he will repeat it. Like say if you question his sexuality he will say "I am not gay" over, and over again until you ban him or make him quit. Actually, making him quit is a good thing because he does has some rather hilarious quit messages.
- Bold
Here's a more advanced tactic, using bold as emphasis he shows that you are wrong and he is right. Can be combined with repeat.
BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T GET IT THE FIRST TIME, HE IS NOT A GAY FURRY, OKAY?
- Underline Caps
This is usually when rossthefox is running out of things to do, he has tried repeating, bold and repeat, capslock repeat bold, this is when brings out the underlines. If anything he'll also make it red so you really get the message.
- Bold Underlined Caps
Okay this is just getting silly, soon he'll be spamming the channel. You can just imagine acting like a child jumping up and down and possibly causing an earthquake due to his weight.
Example:
- Big Text
Can be combined with all of these tactics, this is his almost final solution besides bawwwwwwwwwwing about in his LiveJournal about it.
- Personality Change
You've really pissed him off, now he's either going to cry about it and send in good old friend ninja, who says that he's crying because the bad internet people called him names or sue your ass for some dumb reason, usually the same reason ninja comes over (the bad internet people).
Example:
[15:47:07] <rossthefox> HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL!!! *runs off crying*
[15:47:26] * rossthefox is now known as ninja`
[15:47:41] <ninja`> I HOPE YOU ASSHOLES FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELVES
[15:47:54] <ninja`> HE DIDNT DO ANY OF THAT SICK SHIT!
That's so believable!
- PSYCHI POWERS
When questioned on just how in the hell ross knows the going-ons of Ross Barbasz (aka him) he will claim to have "psychi powers", and has not once gotten the spelling of "psychic" correct.
Example:
<rosstefoxian> they speak to me again...
<rosstefoxian> they telling me...
<rosstefoxian> THAT MR BARBASZ...
<rosstefoxian> JUST GAVE MR BLITZ A PIC OF HIM RAPING ME!
- YouTube Video
Sometimes if you ban rossthefox he'll make a video crying his eyeballs out while looking like 'sheeit' or while under a blanket so we can't see his fake tears.
Current Events
Ross lives a very exciting life. Like standing around talking to people on the internet looking for sympathy and masturbating to furry pornography that he just happens to stumble upon on Fchan to try and disgust users who have pissed him off. He just like types in random letters and furry porn comes up and then he's like "I'll post this, nobody will think I'm a furry for visiting a furry website"
Almost all of the (fictitious) current events that have happened in his life are mostly accounted for in his LiveJournal
Rossthefox has been trying to fight against the tyranny of 'college smarties' and the nerds from MIT that wait every day for him to come out so they can beat the shit out of him. They follow him around everywhere he goes, so that's why ninja and his friends are going to rent a limo and have a motorcade escort him to the airport so he can go to Anthrocon. I mean a Human Rave where Human Females will be raving. Even though Anthrocon is on the exact same day and in the exact same city. Last time he has tried to go to a human rave with human females he decided to cancel the tickets, not because he probably doesn't even have tickets, because he had a hissy fit.
May 6th, 2008
Last night rossthefox spent money to be a DJ at a furry nightclub called 'Club HC', which is him going through his Winamp playlist, finding the shittiest songs, and playing them while people masturbate to their avatars moving. A couple of griefers showed up and were banned, while ross said he was helping the DJ he denies it and then says the reason he knows is because of his PSYCHI POWERS!
May 7th, 2008
Ross found out that there's a page on the internet that is making fun of them, therefore he is going to sue the shit out of the person who created this article. I hope that he finds the man or woman for expressing his or her freedom of speech and beats him or her senseless, or he at least does it in Second Life.
May 12th, 2008
Somebody sent rossthefox an email, which is a major waste of time because he can't read English. However rossthefox could somewhat read this and not figure out that he's a faggot. So instead he added point by point rebuttals such as "I'm not a furry", "I'm not fat", and "I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER LOL"
May 14th, 2008
Rossthefox is running away on Second Life. He's running away on Second Life. What this actually means is that rossthefox was transferred into Second Life and was apparently unconscious even though that's fucking impossible and was being tortured by himself.
June 1st, 2008
Because Rossthefox left Gamesurge FORRREVVERRR!!! He wasn't getting enough attention so he does what he does best: Inflict damage on himself so people will pay attention to him. So that's why he tore off his toenail and posted about it on his Livejournal and took a picture of it. Because rossthefox is such a nice person he puts up 'NSFW' warnings after you have a chance to look at the picture.
August 14th, 2008
Rossthefox lost a lot of stuff on this day, as nckomodo got his password to his email, SL, blog, youtube, and numerous furry forums and his furnet accounts. nckomodo took this chance to get rid of all of rossthefox's stuff in his many SL accounts (Over $2000 dollars worth) and got them all banned. He then left on final post on his blog, and spent the rest of the day trawling through his email, and found 3 gb of furry and gay porn, along with his mom's email, and shipping records of is dad buying games online for ross.
August 18th, 2008
Today GunRun had some fun with the old knowledge of Rossthefox's house address, and ordered him a pizza. 30 minutes after it was ordered, Rossthefox came in the room and started asking questions about what he got from his email, particularly credit card details. Slowly he started to ask if he ordered anything to his house, and then as soon as he said "pizza" everyone got a helping of lulz and ross left after telling us not to ship any more pizzas, saying his parents were freaking out.
February 21st, 2009
TigerTails repeated GunRun's classic, and ordered over $250 worth of pizza for Rossthefox, who was understandably slightly unamused. TigerTails also did in-depth research into the Rossthefox species and found out various previous residences, relatives, and more importantly a mobile phone number.
March 20th, 2009
Ross admitted that he sucks dicks from this IRC quote [1]:
[19:10:24] <@Chib-> IT'S MOUTH OVER DICK O CLOCK
[19:10:25] <rossthefox> YES IT IS
July 3rd, 2010
Ross invades some small channels on Gamesurge whilst spamming his blog and subsequently gets trolled hard.
We also found out that Daft Punk is his favorite musical group.
rossthefox has quit IRC: G-lined (OMG HI2U LETS SEE THE LAW SUIT! (stop advertising and this wouldn't happen idiot))
December 10th, 2010
Following another successful Chris Chan trolling saga, Ross does his own hilarious commentary and responses to the Jackie emails.
"bullshit, YOU DID SET OUT TO HURT ME YOU GODDAMN WITCH!!!"
"I CAN TOO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, I DRINK WHEN IM THIRSTY AND I EAT WHEN IM HUNGRY! AND AGAIN, MALNUTRITION FORBIDS ME OF EATING HEALTHY SHIT, AS WELL AS WORKING OUT! AND I DONT TREAT PEOPLE LIKE TOOLS, CUS THEY ARE NOT, THEY CANT FIT IN TOOL BOXES! AND AGAIN, THAT BIG BELLY IS THE RESULT OF MALNUTRITION!"
"IM NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON AND IF PEOPLE WANT MY RESPECT,THEY GONNA HAVE TO EARN IT! AND NOTHING, I MEAN, NOTHING IS EVER MY DAMN FAULT YOU BITCH!!!"
Thats right, ladies and gentlemen. This guy is getting butthurt off troll emails sent to a fellow internet lolcow.
YouTube Videos
If you like dumb mouth breathers who sound like retarded monkeys, then rossthefox's YouTube account is for you.
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Links
rossthefox's world His blag.
rosstefoxian Newest journal!- rossthefox
- crowan
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