Starfield

What the glitches in the game will probably look like.

Starfield (a.k.a. Fallout in Space and Todd Howard Presents: No Man's Sky 2) is an upcoming 2023 video game and the first new IP by Bugthesda Shitworks in a quarter of a century. Much like Bugthesda's previous titles such as I took an arrow in the knee and I got shot in the ass last year, Starfield is a single-player action "roleplaying" game that lets you play the game your way until the bullet-sponge enemies become too fucking OP and force you to start playing the way God Howard intended.

Starfield promises to have at least 1000 entire hamplanets for you to explore. Most of these planets will be procedurally generated barren wastelands with nothing for you to do on them. Starfield will also let you build your own spaceship, like a shittier version of Kingdom Hearts.

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