Fallout: Shadow of Boston/Perks

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1

Iron Fist
☆☆☆☆☆
Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.

Pickpocket
☆☆☆☆
You can stick live grenades in people's pants.

Toughness
☆☆☆☆☆
Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.

Jew
☆☆☆
As a a jew you have gained the ability to buy things cheaper and sell them for more.

V.A.N.S.

The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S.

Gunslinger
☆☆☆☆☆
You do more damage with one-handed guns.

Scrounger
☆☆☆☆
You'll find more ammo in containers.

2

Big Leagues
☆☆☆☆☆
You can slam heads off with melee weapons.

Awareness

You have been enlightened to the truth and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Lady Killer
☆☆☆
You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage.


Black Widow
☆☆☆
As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.

Commando
☆☆☆☆☆
You do moar damage with automatic rifles.

Fortune Finder
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies may turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them.

3

Lone Wanderer
☆☆☆
You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.

Gun Nut
☆☆☆☆
You're going for the High Score.

Bloody Mess
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies will often explode into bloody chunks of flesh when you hit them with anything.

4

Chem Resistant
☆☆
You love doing drugs.

Mister Sandman
☆☆☆
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.

H4xx0r
☆☆☆☆
You have mastered Computer Science III.

Mysterious Stranger
☆☆☆
The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.

5

Demolition Expert
☆☆☆☆
ALLAHU AKBAR!

Aquaman
☆☆
You can breath underwater.

Animal Friend
☆☆☆
You can rape animals at gunpoint.

Scrapper
☆☆
You have a tendency to break things.

Action Boy/Girl
☆☆
Your action points recover faster.

Retard
☆☆☆
There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.

6

Hoarder
☆☆☆☆
You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
☆☆☆☆
You can make mods for energy weapons.

Gotta go fast!
☆☆☆
Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.

7

Alcoholic
☆☆☆
You're a drunk.

Chemist
☆☆☆☆
You're a drug dealer.

Ninja
☆☆☆
You gain ninja powers.

8

Cannibal
☆☆☆
You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.

Robotics Expert
☆☆☆
You can rape robots.

Quick Hands
☆☆
You can reload your guns and fap faster.

Fighting Irishman
☆☆☆☆
Racist perk.

9

Penetrator
☆☆
You can penetrate anything in V.A.T.S.

Ghoulish
☆☆☆
You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.

Wasteland Whisperer
☆☆☆
You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.

10

Pain Train
☆☆☆
You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.

Concentrated Fire
☆☆☆
Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk?

Solar Powered
☆☆☆
The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.

The Rapeman
☆☆☆
You can rape people at gunpoint.

Virgin With Rage
☆☆☆
You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.

Gun Fu
☆☆☆
You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.

Ricochet
☆☆☆
Your enemies will often shoot themselves because you're so fugly.