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Shane Brown
Backstory
We have two girls, Nicole and Michelle, who are both friends. Nicole met and got all those annoying feelings over the completely fucktarded Shane Brown. Being the faggot that he was, he tried to show some sort of fake dominance over Nicole when they got together. He invited Nicole to his house once, and Michelle tagged along to cock block if necessary. Shane Brown tried to pull some god awful move to force Nicole to go into his room and have some beejay duty completed. Michelle pulled out her cock block cannon within a minute and shoved his own pencil dick down his throat. Nicole decided to toss out the rotten pickle.
The Event
Days later, it began. Michelle decided to lead him on, to fuck with the dumb bitch. She talked and talked to him, showing that nasty fake interest women love to pull out of their vaginas. She decided to send him pictures of her, and in return got some amazing photos back from him. She had what she needed, but decided she needed the pictures she sent gone. After some lovely breakfast that Michelle had to pay for (Shane Brown being a penniless shit), she went over to his house and had the balls to give him head to think she was there for any other reason than to fuck him over. She stole his phone, deleted the photos, stole money from his parents to pay for the breakfast she had to pay for, and told him later she wasn't interested anymore and that she was digging some other poor bastard, who later called Shane Brown to tell him what a failure he was. Whoring for teh lulz is SRS BIZ.
Shane Brown apparently didn't like this. He called up Michelle and yelled like a whiny little bitch. Going on and on like a little girl and piling as much rage as he could on her. Michelle decided that was all she needed to take action on him. She used the photos he sent her, sent it to OVER 9,000 people at the school, and went ahead and destroyed his car with toilet paper, marshmallows, and every sort of sick shit she could think of.
Worst Retaliation...Ever
—Shane Brown |
PROTIP: ANON IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY.
Shane Brown came to 4chan requesting a personal army, providing some of the pictures of Michelle she must have missed when she deleted everything from his phone. Shane wanted his personal army to call her on the phone and troll her. Anon then preceded to call her, not to troll her, but rather to ask her to share the embarrassing pictures for their own benefit. The pictures were promptly passed on and spread all over the internet, along with Shane's personal information. It became instantly known that Shane Brown got counter-trolled, and only ended up looking like a complete faggot.
—Shane Brown |
Michelle's Words
A very loving and caring Anon called Michelle asking for her side of the story.
—Michelle |
The Aftermath
According to further talk with Michelle. Shane Brown is nothing now. His senior prom was the following weekend. He went alone, and stayed alone. She says he is trying to find ways to get back at her, and that she approached him afterwords to tell him to stop being such a pussy. Parents have found out and are actually looking to press charges on him. With more most likely coming ahead, there might be more up /b/'s sleeves.