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Pop music
Pop music, short for Pisses On People Music, is the worst music ever created. While contemporary, it, without fail, entertains the retards of its accompanying generation while being relentlessly ridiculed by every past and future generation. Pop music, by definition, is music that will not stand the test of time and it's made for people with small minds who will listen to whatever they're told to by the radio, which endlessly loops that shit in an attempt to make it seem cool and popular.
Origins
Pop music's origins stem from the invention of music. Though some say that pop music began with The Beatles and the resulting Beatlemania, that's complete bullshit. In actuality, Beatlemania was a rip-off of a far larger pop music craze from at least 100 years prior; Mozartmania, which those insignificant faggots from teh UK stole the name of and tried to ride to popularity. However, seeing as their competition was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, the greatest rock star of all time, it was inevitable that Paul McCarthy, John Feminine and the other two's endeavor resulted in epic 1337 fail. The only consolation for them is that, by not having the balls to pull that shit while the father of Rock 'n' Roll was still alive, they avoided what would have been a certain loss of their balls for their attempt and secured their place in music history outside of pop music, which does not allow the existence of balls and only has room for the likes of chastity-obsessed faggots and crazy attention whores who try too hard.
As a sign of thanks to the invention of music, pop music paid it forward by originating a generation of miserable basement dwellers who spend their days listening to thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and epic fail. So now, we all are suffering, but for sparking the existential question of whether people listen to pop music because they're miserable or if they're miserable for listening to pop music and for instilling the possible hope that at least some of this generation will permaban themselves, an acceptable karmic balance was reached.
A recent worldwide tendency typical for pop-fags is posting all crappy pop found on YouTube to a private channel like this (NSFW! Danger to brain), with consequent spamming links to it everywhere. This is supposed to bring them oodles of lulz, as long as ED-less metal fans have no idea that they're being eaten.
Production
Pop music is created when a record label finds a band who is musically talented and decides to endorse their music. Said band of retards usually miss out on years of school and grow up to be ignorant fucking aspies who are expected to write songs with messages and meaning about subjects that they have absolutely no concept of. No wonder so many songs are about black culture, women and the equivalent of crying into a microphone with a church choir in the background. No matter how shitty the music is, though, the record labels tell the band that what they are writing is good, and the music is eventually handed to the radio stations where, within a matter of weeks, every person of impressionable age thinks it's the fucking shit.
Considering the production process, it's no surprise that all pop music is complete shit. If it's listened to ten years later, it's still shit, but if it's listened to 100 years later, it's OK...possibly.
Lyrics
Due to record companies judging musical talent on a scale favoring good looks and retardation, most pop musicians are incapable of writing anything that remotely resembles the music they are known for. The industry, in a desperate effort to look competent, hires people who are unattractive and not retarded, but can write songs. While this seems like a good idea, the surprisingly literate professionals the record companies hire usually get a sense of self entitlement and lulz which, in turn, makes them want to write shitty music and fuck over the famous retards. The only downside of such epic trolling is that virtually every top 40 song will undoubtedly revolve around getting wasted, being a giant skankasaurous and will consist of an endless stream of sexual innuendos and senseless metaphors that the artists will vehemently defend as being "so deep". After all, if they wrote it, they know what it means and we should trust that they have their heads on straight.
—Rhianna, on erectile disfunction. | ||
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If a pop artist runs out of deep lyrics for a song, the remaining 2 minutes will consist of the following:
- A stream of LAs and NAs until the fade-out
- Repetition of the chorus
- Beatboxing
- Playing the same shitty dance beat OVAR 9000 times
- A guest artist raping badly
- ????????
- PROFIT!!!
Types of Pop Music
- Electronica - If pop music stands for "popular music," as retards so often like to argue, this would not qualify. While electronifags can't play any actual instruments, they tend to demonstrate a greater knowledge of how their abominable creations sound to the listener, therefore making their faux-NES music the greatest music being written today.
- Boybands - Don't lie; you all listen to this and all know the names of the members of Color Me Badd. Presumed to be dead and buried in 2003 after the Backstreet Boys and Westlife came out, it left the US and now infects other countries, like Asia and Mexico (No Mercy, anyone?). Music like this is what your sisters listen to as they shlick to Nick Carter.
- (C)rap - Every person who has ever written, listened to, enjoyed, or tried to associate with this complete lack of music is more fucked up in the head than Gothzilla. In fact, most people don't even like rap, yet they still think the people who write it are pretty cool guys that they attempt to emulate. This is particularly insane, considering that most rap artists are attention whores who grew up on welfare and think they're better than everyone who was born rich, effectively rendering anyone who tries to imitate them as full of themselves, wannabe tough and rather funny looking. 'Rap' songs nowadays consist of 80% crunk, 15% YOOOOOOOUUU, 5% choral singing and 0% rapping. It is a known fact that Whitey can't rap, but all black people can. Rap was also responsible for the creation of Rap Metal, a troll genre that is the unholy spawn of cock rock and rap crap.
- Pseudo-Rock - Copypasta lyrics about the good old days and pounding beer, backed by anything off of the blues scale and an obnoxious gruff voice that tries to imitate Layne Staley or Kurt Cobain. All of these things make pseudo-rock one of the least tolerable forms of pop music.
- Pseudo-Country - Pseudo-country is notably different from the already terrible country genre in that it has found a place on the radio. Like every other genre, except rap, the musicians love the creators of the genre, yet despite their rabid fanboyism, they always do it wrong. However, country and rap fans are similar regarding their IQs and musical tastes, which make them both the most retarded fans of all. Ironically, all country lovers are former or current lynchers who would do anything in their power to rid the world of niggers, while all rap fans demonize and threaten Whitey. So much for uniting in retardation, eh?
- Crunkcore - At some point in every hip hop star's career, they get a dangerous feeling that they are capable of writing good music themselves. The record company executives warn them not to say such ridiculous things, but they are idiots, therefore, such reasoning is completely beyond them. To nobody's surprise, the music they create turns out to be complete and utter shit and is labeled under the genre "crunkcore" where only the most inbred of rap listeners find it of interest.
- "Indie" Alt-Alternative - Of all the modern genres, Indie represents the polar opposite of Electronica in that the musicians have a vague idea of how to play an instrument, yet lack an iota of understanding of how utterly shitty it sounds when they play. They are of the impression that having a lead singer stutter worse than that singer from Pearl Jam and playing muddy guitar makes them sound like the bees knees. Most Indie music tries to sound cheerful, but actually sounds like the artists snorted several lines of Xanax before picking up their instruments and comes off completely void of mood or tone. This causes much confusion, even among its hipster fanbase, as to what the fuck is being sung or even what the tone of the song is supposed to be.
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous
Pop stars are known mainly for their awe-inspiring abilities to use drugs, spend money frivolously and get pregnant on command. As the average life span of a pop star is only 9.6 years after they reach stardom, they spend most of their soon to be over lives acting superior to everyone else, hiding the fact that they lip-sync at their live shows and pretending to give two shits about charities and fund raisers.
Every fan of any band or musician ever should realize, before bitching like a hippie, that if you have ever heard of a band, they are sell outs. Every retard who thinks they can play the guitar, drums, or sing only does so for a handful of reasons: so they can get a record deal, get paid stupid sums of cash, eat cheese and crackers off of any vagina that comes to see them live and write music with no regard to quality (after all, there's no quality clause in their contract).
Selenazi Antichrist
She’s the head of all feminazis. She only suffers lupus, bipolar, and all that other bullshit because she’s the antichrist. Maybe satan came in human form and fucked her real mother, trumpriah, as some sort of ‘deal with the devil’ shit. Then, trumpriah had to give the baby up to some Mexican-american family doen in texas or new mexico just to cover it all up with a frivolously arranged marriage to tommy mottola. I suspect she’s such a demon like that because she was pissed off after trump had Christina grimmie, her white friend, murdered to further his campaign to ultimately become president of the usa. Then, in a fit of blind rage, she grabbed the nearest black person she could to use as an accessory and stereotypical prop to excuse her hatred towards humanity and justify her putting on a ‘tough’ bullshitting front. That nearest black person only happened to be the wkkknd because he’s getting most of the spotlight that time. So, selenazi, the head feminazi, just grabbed the most popular black man she could that time; mind you, she is straight, though, then later queerbaited out of pure hatred and blind rage again to justify ‘leaving neverland’. Her other show ’13 reasons why’ romanticizes self-harm and suicide, as well as sexual assault. Many people who watched it displayed self-hatred and were teetering on the path of either psychopathy or sociopathy. When she broke into the spotlight with the Disney channel, she was much lighter than demi lovato and jlo. She didn’t need no procedures. But after she had a complicated relationship with biebfag, she bleached her skin and started becoming a colorist. She acts like she has issues with men, yet she fucks around with woody allen, dr puke, Harvey and bob swinestein, etc. selenazi used that most popular black man from late 2016 to Halloween 2017 just to show her anger not only at grimmie’s murder, but at darker skinned females and at biebfag, where it all stems from. Im confused as to how her anger at a group of white men having a white woman killed justifies her own racism and internalized sexism. She was one of many celebs who did show condolences to scammyana in 2017. She also accepted a kidney from her darker-skinned Latina friend, actress franca raisa. But now, there are reports that selenazi is being a cunt to her, too. At the same time the 2017 bombing must’ve happened, selenazi and wkkknd were still together, but maybe they were in one of several fights they had while together. And in one of those supposed fights, she talked a lot of racially charged shit to him or maybe she started a physical altercation out of demonic rage that mustve shut him down mentally and he cut off contact with the world for maybe a month tops? Maybe he upsetly cut off contact with the entire public, including scammyana and anal, unaware of the terrorism happening abroad, while selenazi carried on as if nothing happened, JUST as any spawn of satan would. Her breakup with wkkknd at October ’17 was used as some bullshit inspo by light-skinned and white cunts to behave racist to and backstab darker-skinned others who once considered them friends, who did nothing wrong to them, who just happened to be there, none of whom know each other, or who were nothing but polite to them and just happened to exist, that’s all. Selenazi herself defended her actions and light-skinned, yellowbone cunts’ actions. Latinxs can be racist, too. I was one of many who have been hurt by those racist latinxs all fucking year. The wkkknd devoted so much time and money in loving her and he tried his best to satisfy and please her, but there’s no pleasing any satanic spawn at all. He wanted to make an upbeat album professing his commitment to her, but she just wanted to make him look like a racial stereotype of a black person who abandons anyone he sleeps with, which kd6 actually turned out to be. Those racist latinxs/selenators were passive-aggressive, too, and brainwashed my family and what little friends I had left against me. their smear campaigns are why I’m still struggling to make a career for myself to this day. Before their breakup, the wkkknd had a collaboration with h&m, but after the breakup and selenazi’s racially questionable sympathy-whoring, h&m upset both the wkkknd and g-eazy by releasing a campaign involving a black boy wearing the ‘monkey’ shirt. No doubt maybe selenazi or anyone associated with her must have managed that campaign. Scammyana endorsed and collaborated with h&m shortly after. Selenazi definitely made ‘leaving neverland’ under a pseudonym. Then, she bribed shitty no cent to encourage the world to prefer rapist-murderer piss brown to Michael Jackson. She mustve queerbaited to promote ‘leaving neverland’ and then out of blind rage, the wkkknd went to child molesting sex trafficker dr puke to make ‘lost in the fire’. Gesaffelstein only produced the music and I kinda feel bad for him that he was sucked into this. So, selenazi is such an antichrist that her blind rage spreads to others around her like a virus, thus being called selenavirus cuntdemic. Wkkknd got infected by the selenavirus that he felt ‘leaving neverland’ was directed more towards him than towards biebfag, a white man, despite both canadians sometimes being compared to the king of pop. When she released an album and Clorox makeup line of the same name in 2020, people already caught on to her hatin-ass bullshit and she knew she couldn’t do anything in her power to get a scammy nomination because we would already stop her in her tracks before she even went there. She must have brainwashed some of the aforementioned kkkommunist-kkkocksucking kkkunts to do all her fucked-up, demented work for her, namely fucking and child trafficking to nominations committees to bribe them to hurt wkkknd, katy, halsey, and teyana. In fact, she mustve brainwashed them to behave racist online and off. She maybe helped biebfag become more racist than people, even usher, suspected him to be, only because she still has feelings for his punkass. It just goes to show you no matter how white you are, you’ll all fuck each other to death and extinction in the end. In a logical sense, I would blame and suggest that even the antichrist herself blame her entire cuntdemic directly on whoranda kerr because while whoranda was married to Orlando bloom, she repeatedly tried to have an affair with 18-year-old biebfag at the 2012 victoria’s secret fashion show. Selenazi found out and Orlando found out, but selenazi split up with biebfag a whole year sooner than Orlando did with whoranda. Selenazi should have been as logical as to sabotage whoranda as much as she is doing to the rest of us. Why the fuck is she herself trying to be the very people that fucked her up in the mind? Why is she peddling the shit that hurt her the most and then gradually led to this shit of a cuntdemic decade? Her collab with blackpink was written by scammyana. selenazi has been all over her socials posing with ther anti-asian fox eye fingers and sentiment. She is no different from judas leech, kkkoonye, scammyana, or even the swinesteins. She is no different from her exes, either. She’s always having fights with hailey. She bitches about other women showing off their bodies, but she does the same for woody allen and dr puke; antichrist hypocrisy in the form of internalized sexism. When she endorsed puma, she also blackfished. She still asianfishes, though. Another aspect of selenazi’s hypocrisy is that she acted like she supported the #metoo movement, but showed no support for kesha and fucks around with woody allen and dr puke. By making ‘leaving neverland’ under a pen name, selenazi only enabled r kkkoonery to get away with murder, but even that didn’t work, thankfully, for he is in jail now. Why couldn’t selenazi use piss brown as a racial accessory for her rage? Both he and wkkknd were popular at the same rate at the same time, and selenazi wants to paint people darker than her as villains that need to be extinct just because theyre darker than her. Piss brown is buddies with biebfag anyway, but maybe because the wkkknd is Canadian like biebfag. maybe the antichrist has a thing for using and shitting out canadians, god knows why. She also is an internalized sexist just because of Miranda kerr. Maybe she seeks out men who like mj and indirectly turns them into another kkkoonye or piss brown. She once ghostwrote an essay about yellowbones like danileigh and how they’re underappreciated, but we’ve been giving those types of bitches unwarranted attention for decades now. Selenazi was pretty unsupportive with demi lovato.
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