Generation Z

Jessi Slaughter serves as a prime example of Gen Z.

Generation Z is the cohort of people born in the 2000s and 2010s, although many argue this cancerous generation began in the middle of the 1990s. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record. Scratch that, even these faggots cant top the Baby Boomers. Generation Z is infamous for being smartphone zombies, addicted to infantile social media sites like Instagram, Snapchat and numerous others. They are the most liberal generation in history, and the most freakish and weird one at that; they are a majority of the tumblrina idiots who get triggered over the slightest offense. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "Millennials On Steroids"; they aren't far off.

	“	Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.	„
	—Socrates

Background & Characteristics

Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1996~2015 and represent a quarter of the population of the United States. More shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive problems for Dumbfuckistan in the long run. The majority of the generation were the spawn of Generation X, although several Millennials got laid and spawned some Z-tards. It is this aspect that explains why Gen Z is one of the most decadent and degenerate of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt and bleak job opportunities. If you think us millennials had it hard, these fags weren't even around for a pre-9/11 world. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the west has ensured a culture of fear and pussification plaguing the youth. Ironically, despite being the most liberal generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen.

Gen Z has lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice degenerate sexual activities like Fellatio and Anal Sex, even at young ages. They are less likely to take drugs because they're a bunch of pussies. They are more likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like and no longer tolerating truancy or ditching. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, or going to Art School. Thus, their economic viability is lesser than previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of Social Justice, resulting in millions of Trigglypuff clones.

Future

Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization (think SJW) of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks bleak. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford less resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of World War 3 is the highest it's been since the height of the Cold War. In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.

Musical Taste

The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.

Yes, this shitty song got 200+ million hits. And this one got nearly 3 billion. This shit has it's own subculture. Gen Z's music literally sounds like shit. They'll probably listen to this shit, unironically. Previous Video | Next Video

Videos

Nowadays, The Onion is an authentic news source. Are you a newfag? Introduction to Gen-Z Kids in 20 yrs Welcome to Dumblr Too Sexy, Too Soon Too Sexy Too Soon? Porn Before Puberty Twerking Phenomena Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery of Gayness

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  What the most conservative teenage girl looks like.
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  Most boys make this fruitcake look like a macho man.
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  A 10 year high school reunion ceremony, 2024.
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  This is considered "cool" now.
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  A typical 8 year old boy nowadays.
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  A z-tard all grown up
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  Already outdated and lame.
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  Presenting their mouths for Fellatio.
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  A typical Gen-Z girl.
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  And behavior.
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  A teenage boy, expressing the new swick style.
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  Most z-tards, upon reaching adulthood.
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  Triggered by an Alt-right post.
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  These people are going to rule the world in 30 years.
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  Tumblr is their headquarters.
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  The only skill this generation knows.
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  Alexis, born 1997, applying her skills to get accepted at the new firm.
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  "I'm not THAT kind of boy, Samantha.."
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  Born this way~
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  A typical party at Cody's house.
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  Only $2 for some head!
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  Training for bigger things.
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  Even more narcissistic and self-absorbed than Millennials.
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  37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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  TRIGGERED
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  They get off to it.
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  Not all z-fags are pussies. Take TJ Lane, for example.
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  Most zfags jack off to this shit.
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  Many teenage girls are dumblr users.
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  Snapchatting her car crash.
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  Average day for a teenage girl. Notice the sex toys.

Notable fags

• Angry Homo Kid
• Leafyishere
• Joshu2uber
• Jessi Slaughter
• Ahmed Mohamed
• Amanda Todd
• Alex Hribal
• Leelah Alcorn
• ALL 13 year old boys of today.
• ALL 12 year old girls, along with their older counterpart.
• 80% of Tumblr users, especially Columbiners.
• Anyone currently in High School, and most underclassmen in College.

Facts

• ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
• ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
• ZFags: Can't Triforce
• ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
• ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why Vine is so popular.
• ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age 128, and suck 37 dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual.
• ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
• ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
• ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
• ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
• Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on steroids.

See Also

• Baby Boomers - Their grandparents. Fucking die already!
• Generation X - Their parents, who typically babied and spoiled them. Sound familiar?
• Millennials - their narcissistic, snarky older brothers and sisters.

• Mental illness - most Z-fags have one
• Homosexuality - a mental disease that afflicts 1 out of 3 kids from Generation Z.
• Tumblr, YouTube, Grindr, Tinder, Vine, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.. A bunch of shitty, dumbed down social networking apps, mostly used by Zfags.
• Social Justice Warriors - A significant amount of zfags are afflicted by this disease.
• Male Feminists, feminists, etc. - and this one too
• Scene kids. Nowadays, they're Emo Furries or some other bizarre combination. Some even think they're part of the ocean or some shit and listen to extremely incomprehendable music and call themselves Seapunk. Other faggots collect sneakers for some reason and take the worst parts of the 1980s and combine it with the faggotry of Emo-dom, creating a DOUBLE NIGGER scenario. These faggots are called sneakerheads.
• Special Snowflake Syndrome - Almost every faggot in this generation has this.
• Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome

External Links

• Wikipedia
• Your guide to Generation Z
• Move over Millennials, here comes Generation Z
• How Generation Z is changing the tech world
• Millennials On Steroids?
• Generation Z can fuck right off
• This Generation Sucks. But You Can’t Blame Us; We Didn’t Raise Ourselves
• is generation Z the worst generation ever?
• Why does generation z suck so bad?

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