Madden

Madden NFL is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's creators are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, tryhards and other faggotry.

Ultimate Team

Ultimate Team. Oh, fucking god. Ultimate Team is the main mode for Maddenfags (many of whom are monkeys who spend all their money they get from robbing innocent passersby on this bullshit) to fap and simp over. It involves making your own football team by collecting (or more optimally, buying) a bunch of shitty trading cards, and then making the team play against other faggot's teams. Oh, and Maddenfags? If you might be worried that your money isn't going to waste? HA! Too bad! Since every year, when the new shitty fucking version is released, nobody will want to play on the version in which your faggotball team resided. Rinse and repeat every year. This is the only mode EA "updates" because they make sweet sweet Jewgolds from it.

Franchise

Because every dipshit on /sp/ wants to manage their favorite handegg team, Franchise Mode puts you in the seat of the manager. You will have to play the team's games, even though you're managing the fucking team (EA is too retarded to understand logic), trade the best players in the NFL to your team (who disappear after a season or so) and do everything else that a faggotball team goes through.

Bugs

This game has more fucking bugs than AT&T's security. Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.

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