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Things that make Pedobear fap happy
Pedobear's favorite songs
Soothing sounds for loli-lovin'
Pedobear's favorite videos
This bear can boogie!
Songs
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What Pedobear dreams of every night
In Episode 34, Pedobear is unwittingly captured by a local prostatot — just as his parole officer drops by for a visit! Hijinks ensue.
Pedobear's slasher alter-ego; FredoBear.
  • Oingo Boingo- "Little Girls" - "I love little girls..."
  • Oingo Boingo - "Nothing to Fear" - "Hey little girl won't you come this way, Wont you let me buy you candy, or perhaps a chocolate shake, Or perhaps some nice cocaine, or perhaps a little kiss, Or perhaps a ride in my big car, Perhaps a ride in my big car, Wont you make an old man happy, Won't you make an old man happy, Wont you let me show you paradise(dont ask your mother for advice)"
  • The album cover of "Virgin Killer" by Scorched Penis Scorpions
  • Steely Dan - "Everyone's Gone to the Movies" - "Kids if you want some fun, See what you never have seen, Take off your cheaters and sit right down, Start the projection machine"
  • The Doors - "Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)" - "Well show me the way, to the next little girl... Oh don't ask why"
  • Jethro Tull - "Aqualung" - "Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run."
  • Bruce Springsteen - "I'm On Fire" - "Hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go away and leave you all alone? I got a bad desire, oh oh oh I'm on fire"
  • Benny Mardones - "Into the Night" - "She's just 16 years old, Leave her alone they said......If I could fly I'd pick you up, and take you into the night"
  • Steppenwolf - "Magic Carpet Ride" - "Well, you don't know what we can find, Why don't you come with me little girl, On a magic carpet ride."
  • Grateful Dead - "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl" - "Good morning little schoolgirl, Can I come home with you? Tell your mama and your papa, I'm a little schoolboy too."
  • Depeche Mode - "A Question of Time" - "I've got to get to you first, before they do, it's just a question of time, before they lay their hands on you, and make you just like the rest, I've got to get to you first, it's just a question of time... well now you're only fifteen, and you look good, I'll take you under my wing, somebody should"
  • Eminem - "Guilty Conscience (Acappella)" - "Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? (uhuh) Fuck this bitch right on that spot there.'Till she passes out she forgot how she got their.(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?) No, but I seen the porno thats on nubiest!(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)Fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail."
  • Simon and Garfunkel - "Baby Driver" - "Theres no one home, were all alone, Oh come to my room and play, Yes we can play! I'm not talking about your pigtails, But I'm talking bout your sex appeal..." Yeah, really.
  • U2 - "Babyface" - "Babyface, Babyface Slow down child, let me untie your lace...Bitter-sweet girl, won't you give me a taste..."
  • Marilyn Manson - "Wrapped in Plastic" - "Daddy tells the daughter While mommy's sleeping at night To wash away sin you must take off your skin The righteous father wears the yellowest grin"
  • Faith No More - "Edge of the World" - "Hey, little girl, Would you like some candy?.. Come sit right down, Lay your head on my shoulder, It's not the point, That I'm forty years older.. Give me a smile, Let me see those pearlies, I'll do anything, For the little girlies"
  • The Knack - "My Sharona" - "Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind."
  • Scala Girls Choir - "I Touch Myself"
  • Spinal Tap - "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight - "You're sweet but you're just four feet and you still got your baby teeth, you're too young and I'm too well hung"
  • Ozzy Osbourne - "Mr. Tinkertrain" - "Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer... I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight! I've got a palace full of fantasy, ready made just for you and me. Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride..."
  • Vehicle - "The Ides of March" - "Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man, I'd like to take you to the nearest star. I'm your vehicle baby, I'll take you anywhere you wanna go. I'm your vehicle woman, By now I'm sure you know that I love ya (love you) need ya (need you) I want to, got to have you child Great God in heaven, you know I love you"
  • Alan Price - Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear (a.k.a. when Pedobear turns into a faggot)
  • Cher - "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" - "I picked up a boy just south of mobile, Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal, I was thirteen, he was thirty-one"
  • Shawn Colvin - "Suicide Alley" - "Sitting naked by the window in the middle of the night, I can see you wearing your halo, If only in the daybreak of the dirty streetlight, I know baby wasn't born to follow."
  • Stone Temple Pilots - "Sex Type Thing" Lyrics:
  • Tool - Maynard's Dick "Would you like to climb on, Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick"
  • Tool - Third Eye "Came out to watch you play. Why are you running away? ... On my back and tumbling, Down that hole and back again ... in.. out.. in.. out.."
  • Tool - "Prison Sex" "(little girl:) I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me...I've got my hands bound, my head down, my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. (Pedobear:)My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole...Got your hands bound, your head down, your eyes closed. You look so precious now. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands."
  • Guns 'n' Roses - "Sweet Child O' Mine" -
  • Winger - "Seventeen" -
  • Maximum the Hormone - "Chu Chu Lovely" - We all know how those wacky Japs love the loli/shota!!
  • Michael Jackson's Thriller - I mean, we all know what thrills him. Amirite?
  • Deadsy - "Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl" - "Oh, itsy bitsy titsy girl, where are you? Oh, itsy bitsy titsy said our love was true. Oh, my itsy bitsy titsy, so young and so unused. Now, itsy bitsy titsy plays a mean hop-scotch. As she does her little ditty, I can stare at her crotch. Oh, my itsy bitsy titsy, little queen of double dutch..."
  • Marylin Manson - Smells Like Children - particularly 'Everlasting Cocksucker' (cake and sodomy) and 'Abuse Part 2'.
  • The Police - Don't Stand So Close to Me
  • Mother of Invention - "Motherly Love" - "Send us up some little groupies and we'll take their hands and rock 'em till they sweat and cry."
  • Heart - "Magic Man" - A little more subtle, but is clearly about a woman remembering losing her virginity to a much older man ("Come on home, girl he said with a smile, I cast my spell of love on you a woman from a child")
  • Led Zeppelin' - "The Ocean": "Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart. She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start."
  • Aerosmith - "Deuces Are Wild" - "I been lovin' you since you was a child girl, Cause you an' me is two of a kind"
  • All American Rejects - "I Wanna" - "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna touch you, You wanna touch me too, Everyday but all I have is time, Our love's the perfect crime."
  • Hour of 13 - "Missing Girl" - I see her walking all alone / On her way between her school and home / I see her as she passes by / Now I have the chance I´ll make her mine
  • Gary Puckett and the Union Gap - "Young Girl" "Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run girl, you're much too young girl. - With all the charms of a woman, you've kept the secret of your youth. You led me to believe you're old enough to give me love and now it hurts to know the truth. - Beneath your perfume and make-up, you're just a baby in disguise, and though you know that it is wrong to be alone with me that come on look is in your eyes. - So hurry home to your mama, I'm sure she wonders where you are. Get out of here before I have the time to change my mind, 'cause I'm afraid we'll go too far" (See also: Bob Saget on Full House)
  • American Bang: Wild and Young (WWE NXT) "I fell in love with a southern girl" "we are wild and young, we have just begun" "take a deep breathe and make it last! These should be the best days of your life" "there's no reason to run" "slow it down" "what happened to the days of doin what we wanted to do?" "we should kick back just have a little fun to kids gettin high, have a couple beers in the sun" Lyrics/Video
  • Steinski - Lolita: "Ordinary, Plumpish, Formless, Cold-skinned... Little girls." Who know Pedobear was a pretty awesome DJ too?
  • Glenn Vernon & Edward Ryan in the film Hollywood Varieties (produced 1949) sing this before doing a BLACK FACE contempo: "Pretty little girls: we ask them once, we ask them twice, they make us feel like mice! Why do they say yes when they really mean no? Why do they stop when they really should go? We're under their spell! Why do they squirm? If they keep that up we'll be a wreck! We can't stand this much more, we wish that we could score, with any one of our little girls!"
  • The Eels: Hey Man "Have you ever made love to a beautiful girl? Made you feel like it's not such a bad world? Hey man, now you're really living!"
Videos
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