Stubbs the mayorcat
Stubbs the mayorcat is an extraordinary cat living in the sleepy town of Talkeetna in the middle of the fucking nowhere in Alaska. The town that is situated at the base of Mt. McKinley happened to held elections one and a half decades ago, but the candidates were so lame that some trolls decided to nominate Stubbs for the position and started to encourage people to vote for him. Trolls shall not be underestimated, Stubbs won the election creating one of the biggest faggotry in the political history of the Jewnited States of Americunts, of course only behind George Bush being elected as president. He has been reelected all the time since then, meaning he is the honorary major of the small town with 900 residents.
—Ice Cube, rapper from California | ||
Although some may find it funny the major of a town is actually a cat, Stubbs takes his position very seriously. He learned to write and he can also talk although refuses that because a cat is too gracious to talk to humans, and he also considered transforming himself intro a jew, so that he resembles more to an avarage politician. His plans as a major include
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Stubbs uses the local general store as the mayor office, where tourists and furfags often want to disturb him for a photo or something. Although stubbs is merciful in general some retards who really disturbed later died misteriously and cat hair was often found on their dead bodies. One person who insisted on that his name will not be presented because of being afraid of punishment said the following on stubbs:
There seems to be no end for his rising political career. He is also said to be exchanging letters with both Barack Hussein Obama and Mitt Romney and it is also said that he is considering running for presidency although he has not yet confirmed or refused these statements.
—A politican on stubbs career | ||
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