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Sandy Hook Promise

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The Sandy Hook Promise is a non-profit organization created in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre by the victims families with the goal of preventing similar false flags from happening. Boasting over 1 million supporters, mostly liberal soccer moms, the SHP carries a huge impact on the fabric of America, harboring extensive influence on schools, government, media and society in general. Their hard work to prevent gun violence consists of raising awareness about warning signs, and they have produced several PSA videos which sometimes attract millions of views. They recently became satirized when trolls on 4chan remixed one of their videos into a fresh meme.

Evan

A propaganda piece created near the 4th anniversary of the massacre, "Evan" follows the story of a normie student as he vandalizes a table with his pencil, which eventually starts a conversation with another (anonymous) student after she scribbles a reply in said table. By the time they find out the identity of each-other, they lurk within the gym-- Suddenly, Sam Hyde some edgy kid appears out of nowhere to kill them all. Sadly, the video didn't show the epic bloodbath that ensured. The propaganda video then rewinds its footage, pointing out scenes featuring the school shooter's life in school and the warning flags that follow that you likely missed unless you actually paid attention. The point of the video is that in order to stop the next school shooter, we need to look for warning signs like these in our kids:

  • The student is reading a gun magazine
  • Uses offensive gestures like the 'fake gun' or flipping the bird
  • Is bullied. Kids who get picked on usually deserve it and need to be bullied even more so they know their place and are submissive enough not to return to class and gun us all down.
  • Watches gun related videos on YouTube, especially Cokeman2423 or hickock45's shit
  • Takes selfies of themselves pointing firearms at the camera
  • They have a ridiculous haircut and/or huge fucking wide-ass eyeballs
  • Owns a gun
  • Is Male
  • Is White
  • Is a fuckin' white male

"Evan" spawned several parodies, created mostly by /pol/lacks and /b/tards:


ER lives on


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Ban this too

Of course, normie fags like Chad made reaction videos, but only retards among the lowest common denominator ever watch these kinds of videos. Evidently, the "Evan" reaction videos already garner millions of views. It should be pointed out that liberals seem incapable of grasping even basic firearm knowledge. How the hell does a teenager get his paws on a Thompson SMG? Daddy couldn't legally get one. Also, this fictional student (in real life logic) would be instantly called out for being a potential school shooter simply on the basis of being a bullied loser who wears black, and of course his behavior. If teachers or cops were ever alerted to the gun selfie, there's no doubt that he'd be in prison by now. But libtards don't live in the real world- they live in a fantasy 'utopia' where everything is blissful and magical and only evil white bigoted republican facists ever keep this paradise from being realized.

See Also

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Sandy Hook Promise is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Kyle Rittenhouse πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Las Vegas shooting πŸ”« Texas church shooting πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Washington Navy Yard shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”«

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik

Sandy Hook Promise
is part of a series on Politics.
Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

Alt-right β€’ Anarchy β€’ Capitalism β€’ Centrism β€’ Communism β€’ Conservatism β€’ Cyanism β€’ Democrat β€’ Hippie β€’ Liberalism β€’ Libertarianism β€’ Miltopism β€’ Nazi β€’ Nihilism β€’ Neo-con β€’ Pacifism β€’ Republican β€’ Reconquista β€’ Socialism β€’ Stoner Guru β€’ Tory

Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

Abortion β€’ Arab Spring β€’ Bahrain β€’ Barron Trump β€’ Birth β€’ CISPA β€’ Death penalty β€’ Drugs β€’ Environmentalism β€’ Gays β€’ George Bush doesn't care about black people β€’ Girlfriends β€’ Marijuana Addiction β€’ Ground Zero Mosque β€’ Marijuana Addiction β€’ Mass Shooting β€’ Gun control β€’ Guns β€’ Healthcare (2) (3)β€’ Homeless β€’ Housing Crisis β€’ Hunting β€’ Iceslave β€’ Iran β€’ Marriage β€’ Miller Test β€’ Miltopia β€’ NAU β€’ Pimpin' β€’ Racism β€’ Shoes β€’ Taxes β€’ Terrorism β€’ Unemployment β€’ War β€’ Welfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

Ahmadinejad β€’ Akin β€’ AOC β€’ B.Allen β€’ G. Allen β€’ Angle β€’ Ashburn β€’ Bachmann β€’ Bhutto β€’ Bin Laden β€’ H.Biden β€’ J.Biden β€’ Blagojevich β€’ Blair β€’ Boehner β€’ G.Brown β€’ S.Brown β€’ Bunning β€’ Jim Traficant β€’ Dubya Bush β€’ George H. W. Bush β€’ Burr β€’ Byrd β€’ Cain β€’ Cameron β€’ Chavez β€’ Che β€’ Cheney β€’ Chomsky β€’ Chretien β€’ Churchill β€’ Clinton β€’ Clinton II β€’ Chelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton Clegg β€’ Cohen β€’ Coleman β€’ Corbyn β€’ Cowger β€’ Craig β€’ Cthulhu β€’ Cunningham β€’ Curtis β€’ D'Alema β€’ Dean β€’ Delay β€’ Duterte β€’ Dwyer β€’ Edwards β€’ Fagan β€’ Fiorina β€’ Foley β€’ Gerald Ford β€’ Rob Ford β€’ Geller β€’ Gillard β€’ Gingrich β€’ Giuliani β€’ Gonzales β€’ Gore β€’ Graham β€’ Gravel β€’ Greene β€’ Griffin β€’ Hague β€’ Hanson β€’ Harding β€’ Harper β€’ Harris β€’ Hitler β€’ Howard β€’ Huckabee β€’ Hussein β€’ Jackson β€’ James β€’ Jidette β€’ Johnson β€’ Johnson, Boris β€’ Kennedy β€’ LaRouche β€’ LBJ β€’ Lott β€’ Kerry β€’ Kind β€’ Kissinger β€’ Kucinich β€’ Lewinsky β€’ Lieberman β€’ Limbaugh β€’ Loughner β€’ Major β€’ Marceaux.com β€’ Marx β€’ McBerry β€’ McCain β€’ McConnell β€’ McHenry β€’ McKinney β€’ Mercer β€’ Michael Bloomberg β€’ Moore β€’ Morocco Mole β€’ Mussolini β€’ Nader β€’ Nixon β€’ Obama β€’ O'Donnell β€’ Osborne β€’ Paine β€’ Paladino β€’ Palin β€’ Paul β€’ Pelosi β€’ Pence β€’ Perry β€’ Pinochet β€’ Pritt β€’ Putin β€’ Quah β€’ Quayle β€’ Rasansky β€’ Reagan β€’ Rendell β€’ Rice β€’ Robertson β€’ Romney β€’ Rove β€’ Rudd β€’ Rumsfeld β€’ Ryan β€’ Saakashvili β€’ Sanders β€’ Santorum β€’ Schumer β€’ Schwarzenegger β€’ Sharpton β€’ Cyril Smith β€’ Jacqui Smith β€’ Spitzer β€’ Stevens β€’ Stranahan β€’ Supreme β€’ Taitz β€’ Thatcher β€’ Thompson β€’ Thorley β€’ TPMMuckraker Mole β€’ Trudeau β€’ Trump β€’ Vance β€’ Ventura β€’ Vitter β€’ Walz β€’ Warsi β€’ Washington β€’ Waxman β€’ Weiner β€’ West β€’ Williams β€’ Wilson β€’ Wolfowitz β€’ X β€’ Xenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third Party β€’ Black Bloc β€’ Dramacratic Party β€’ Hard Party β€’ Lemon Party β€’ Liberal Party of Australia β€’ North American DONG Party β€’ OBAMACORN β€’ Socialist Workers Party β€’ Pirate Party β€’ Zapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government Shutdown β€’ Blaming China β€’ Captain Nigga Defenda β€’ Cloward Piven Strategy β€’ Critical race theory β€’ Cuckservatives β€’ Demockery β€’ Doomsday Clock β€’ G20 Toronto Lollercaust β€’ Liberal Butthurt Syndrome β€’ Liberal guilt β€’ Macaca β€’ #NotMySuperbowlChamps β€’ Occupy Democrats β€’ Operation Lemonparty β€’ Raped Statistics β€’ The Resistance β€’ Upworthy β€’ Wunderground

See also: 2012 Elections β€’ 2016 Presidential Elections β€’ 2020 Presidential Elections β€’ 2024 USA Presidential Elections β€’ Internet Politics β€’ PizzaGate β€’ Political communities β€’ Roe v. Wade