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Eurojank

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Eurojank is a loosely-defined video game sub-genre that is generally classified as AA or budget titles that are extremely overambitious in scope and rife with game-breaking bugs and glitches. Most games that are classified as "Eurojank" are extremely over-complicated open world or non-linear action RPGs that are developed in third world hellholes such as Poland, Germany, Frogistan, and the Soviet Union.

Cyberpunk 2077 is known as the Eurojank of all time.

Eurojank made by slavs is sometimes referred to as Slavclunk while Eurojank made by Americunts is referred to as Bethesda Softworks.

Identifying Eurojank

  • Is it 3D?
  • Are the graphics two or more console generations behind?
  • Is it a third-person action RPG or a first-person shooter with tacked on RPG elements like stat progression and perks?
  • Is the combat extremely clunky and/or obtuse?
  • Is it overly ambitious?
  • Is it open world or non-linear?
  • Do player choices actually have consequences?
  • Is the game hard as balls and does it avoid holding your hand?
  • If you wander a few feet away from the starting area will you be murdered by level 70 dinosaurs?
  • Is the end product a bug-filled mess?
  • Can the enemy A.I. or game mechanics be easily exploited to make the game far easier than intended?
  • Is there a day/night cycle?
  • Is it actually somewhat fun to play?
  • Does the voice-acting sound like it was done by homeless people who wanted to make a quick buck?
  • Does it have a shit-ton of stupid lore?
  • Is it based on a little known series of books by some obscure author that literally noone has heard of?
  • Was it made by an ED user?


If you answered "yes" to more than half of these questions, then you're probably playing Eurojank.

List of Slavclunk

 
Two Worlds was marketed as an Oblivion-killer but ended up being one of the most hilariously broken games of all time.
  • CD Projekt Red πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
  • Warhorse Studios πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ
    • Kingdom Come: Deliverance (2018)
    • Kingdom Come: Deliverance II (2024)
  • Reality Pump πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
    • Two Worlds (2007)
    • Two Worlds II (2010)
    • Raven's Cry (2015)
    • Two Worlds III (2025/2026)
  • Techland πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
    • Dead Island (2011)
    • Dead Island: Riptide (2013)
    • Dying Light (2015)
    • Dying Light 2: Stay Human (2022)
  • GSC Game World πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
  • 4A Games πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    • Metro 2033 (2010)
    • Metro Last Light (2013)
    • Metro Exodus (2019)
  • The Farm 51 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
    • Chernobylite (2019)
  • Ice-Pick Lodge πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
    • Pathologic (2005)
    • Pathologic 2 (2019)
  • Media Art πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
    • Neuro Hunter (2005)
  • City Interactive πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
    • Sniper: Art of Victory (2008)
    • Sniper: Ghost Warrior (2010)
    • Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 (2013)
    • Sniper: Ghost Warrior 3 (2017)
    • Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts (2019)
    • Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts 2 (2021)
  • Mandel ArtPlains/Digital Spray Studios πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    • You Are Empty (2006)
  • Mundfish πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
    • Atomic Heart (2023)
  • Archangel Studios πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ
    • Bleak Faith: Forsaken (2023)

List of Other Eurojank

  • Larian Studios πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ
    • Divinity II: Ego Draconis (2009)
  • TaleWorlds πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·
    • Mount & Blade (2008)
    • Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord (2020)
  • Spiders πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
    • Mars: War Logs (2013)
    • Bound by Flame (2014)
    • The Technomancer (2016)
    • GreedFall (2019)
    • SteelRising (2022)
  • Piranha Bytes πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
    • Gothic (2001)
    • Gothic 2 (2002)
    • Gothic 3 (2006)
    • Risen (2009)
    • Risen 2: Dark Waters (2012)
    • Risen 3: Titan Lords (2014)
    • Elex (2017)
    • Elex II (2022)
  • Spellbound πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
    • ArcaniA: Gothic 4 (2010)
  • Streum On Studio πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
    • E.Ξ¨.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy (2011)
  • Arkane πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
    • Arx Fatalis (2002)
    • Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (2006)
  • Deck13 πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
    • The Surge (2017)
    • The Surge 2 (2019)
  • Black Forest Games πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
    • Fade to Silence (2019)
  • Systemic Reaction/Avalanche Studios πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
    • Generation Zero (2019)
  • Experiment 101 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🦊
    • Biomutant (2021)
  • Gremlin Interactive πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
    • Soulbringer (2000)
  • Dambuster Studios πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
    • Homefront: The Revolution (2016)
    • Dead Island 2 (2023)
  • Dontnod πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
  • Delphine Software International πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
    • Darkstone: Evil Reigns (1999)
  • Appeal πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ
    • Outcast (1999)
    • Outcast: Second Contact (2017)
    • Outcast: A New Beginning (2024)
  • Hardsuit Labs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ lol fired and replaced by the Brits at The Chinese Room πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
    • Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 (2024)

List of Yankjank

  • Troika πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
    • Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004)
  • Otherside πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
    • Underworld Ascendant (2018)
  • Compulsion Games πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
    • We Happy Few (2018)
  • Nine Dots πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
    • Outward (2019)

List of Japjank

 
FromSoftware is known for producing high-quality jank.
 
Nintendo's Metroid was made out of 100% jank.
  • FromSoftware πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • King's Field (1994)
    • King's Field II (1995)
    • King's Field III (1996)
    • Shadow Tower (1998)
    • Sword of Moonlight: King's Field Making Tool (2000)
    • Eternal Ring (2000)
    • King's Field IV (2001)
    • Shadow Tower: Abyss (2003)
  • Nintendo πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • Metroid (1986)
    • Kid Icarus (1986)
    • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (1987)
  • Konami πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • Vampire Killer (1986)
    • Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1987)
  • SquareSoft πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • Parasite Eve (1998)
    • Parasite Eve II (1999)
    • Vagrant Story (2000)
  • Pack-In-Video πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • Rambo (1987)
  • Infinity πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
    • The Battle of Olympus (1988)

List of Aussiejank

  • Beam Software πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί
    • Shadowrun (1993)

List of Saudisuck

  • Moving Dimensions 🐫
    • Abo Khashem (2018)

See Also

 

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