Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 3, 2021

Failbook

The Failbook (alternatively known as: (((FaceBerg))), Bookface, FakeBook, Jailbook, FagBook, StalkBook, LiesBook, Faecesbook, Faceplant, Assbook, BaitBook, LaidBook, Hagbook, FaceSpook, DeFaceBook, FapBook, MyFace, FaceFuck, FacePalm, LameBook, FaceBukkake, WasteBook, Facetroll, RapeBook, MateBook, FaceBleed, Fascistbook, Facefull, FaceFool, PussJotter, Facehook, FaceStool, Facelube and 'Myspace 2: Electric Boogaloo') is a Web 2.0 site and NSA safe haven originally designed to connect school classmates and allow college graduates to find drug dealers. It, however, is now open to everyone, and greedy Jew Mark Zuckerberg^✡ wants 15 billion lollars for it. (It's actually worth $11 billion and Zuckerburg himself is worth $17 billion.....Oopsie doodle, make that $190 billion!!!11) Facebook was most often used to troll memorial tribute pages and controversial groups. Now it is getting difficult to troll since Facebook now ask users to verify their identities with a mobile cell phone number. However, insane stalkers still enjoy harassing classmates and also co-workers until the cops come. When Facebook goes down, users roam the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming "DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU?"

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