Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan^✡, easily one of the greatest men who ever lived, was the inventor of the totally made-up number "billions and billions", and is famous for making really basic scientific concepts easier for stoners to understand. Despite being totally damn awesome, Sagan's legacy has been tainted because of his association with atheism, and because many Conservative fucktards remember him as being Reagan's mortal nemesis, apparently thinking Sagan's theory of "nuclear winter" is the same thing as "global warming".

As if you needed anymore proof God isn't real: this man had to die, and yet Mike the Situation is alive and well. How the fuck is that fair?

In addition to his litany of ceaselessly badass accomplishments, Sagan is best remembered for maybe being the only person who made labeled a geek a badge of honour, in addition to making science not suck, and for proving that you don't need to actually contribute anything to science if you want to be renowned as a genius by pot-smokers everywhere.

Furthermore, if you mention him on reddit, you get instant 1,000,000 e-points, which is especially faggotty because, get this, REDDIT ACTUALLY HAS INTERNET POINTS, CALLED KARMA. That's right, Liberal Homosexual Transgendered Atheist Jew-hating Muslims get an erection from him, despite his Jewishness. No, really.

The Sadness of his Death

Not only did the world lose a great man, great scientist when Carl Sagan passed away but the real reason to mourn was that a great curse was unleashed when Carl Sagan passed. Neil deGrasse Tyson in the search for more jew gold and ratings was picked by Seth McFarland and Sagan's widow as the heir to Sagan's dumbing down of science so that is accessible to all. The problem with Tyson is that he is just another nigger that feels the need to prove himself as an intellectual equal to the white man. Tyson has litterally stuck his foot in his mouth over and over with his over inflated sense of self worth making insepid comments like a helicopter will fall out of the sky if it runs out of gas, forgetting that they helicopter blades will slow the descent and allow it to be steered very accurately. If you want to see how far his stupidity goes just do a google search of Neil deGrasse Tyson's stupid twitter comments because there are people who record them.

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HAIL SAGAN ERRDAY! About missing Pics

Fact: Carl Sagan loved to smoke him some weed No, seriously.
He is so awesome that he can light a candle with the friction from his own hands' rubbing!
Sagan was good at gently explaining complicated things in ways that made perfect sense. Even those fuckin magnets.
Even in the printed world, Reagan was out to get our hero.