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Hozupindahows00s
Hozupindahows00s (Paul Patterson) is either the most clever Satirical artist to ever troll the likes of DeviantArt with his no talent, hastily drawn MS Paint disasters that he likes to ironically calls masterpieces that can even make something like Doopie DoOver's felching racoon look like high Art or he's just another of the floundering aspertards that happen to populate the internets and believe that they're someone of importance and it's only a matter of time before someone finally notices their Self-inserting Sonic The Hedgehog fanfic and offer them an assload of cash for the rights to it.
With this being the internet and after having a look at Paul's sophmoric behaviours, it's most likely the latter.
Despite being the brillant artist, international figure and Hollywood celebrity Paul is probably most well known for jerking it to pictures of GothNebula while hoping to get her attention by White knighting her, blanking Samantha's ED page or by starting E-Petitions that will force the Internet police into action and get them to finally take down her ED article because he cried hard enough.
Paul Patterson
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Paul Patterson , born 29 March 1995 is a self-admitted waste of a human being and an overgrown 22-year-old delusional, autistic Manchild and self proclaimed internet warrior fighting the war against cyber-bullies that's convinced that, one day, he'll find love at an Atlanta Roller Rink that is populated by Girls 14-years-old and younger.
Some might compare him to Chris-Chan with his creating such stale and unispired Sonic fan characters like "Brice the Badger" and his invention of a self-serving world that has him as the central god figure that can bend it to his will.
Unlike Chris-Chan, he has a family that finally got sick of his Basement Dwelling, play video games all night and sleep all day ass. It was after a rousing game of Grab ass with his sister Sophie that his parents decided that it was best for theirs and his sister's safety that they Ban hammer his Autism spreading ass from their house. Seeing this as an opportunity to teach him a major life lesson, Paul's parents told him to get the fuck out, get a job and that it's time for his worthless, mooching ass to get a place of his own because there's no way he's stepping back into their house because his sister hit his ass with a restraining order.
