Jose Reyes

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Jose Reyes
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 2

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Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 4/20
Style: 8/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!
Butthurt: 3/20 Was talked about for a few days, then forgotten
Bonus: 2/20 Autistic Sperg-out
Total score: 15/100 (F-)
Those hours playing video games didn't help at all
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See Also

  • Columbine - What he tried to be
  • Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
  • Asa Coon - At least he beat him
  • Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
  • Condoms - What could have prevented this
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Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik