Just Dance

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Just Dance is a horrific dancing simulation franchise by Ubisoft, a failed gang of nigger faggots who couldn't get an erection. It has overtaken fanboys and fangirls worldwide with terrible dancing choreography and horrible motion and camera sensing to judge your ability to catfish moves. It has spanned a wide selection of games, from its retarded debut on the Wii to its current stage on every single fucking competitor platform.

Ways to Play

Wii Remote

The Wii Remote is used on the Wii and Wii U and is how veteran fags play Just Dance. You simply hold it in the right hand, do moves in the right hand, and it'll supposedly "detect" based on your physical motion. So the game is inherently fucking broken.

Smartphone

Available as of Just Dance 2016 on newer consoles, the smartphone is the most retarded and complicated way to play this shitty franchise yet it's overrated around the globe anyway.

Joy-Con

This is the Nintendo Switch's absolutely terrible way of playing. Manchildren hold a tiny controller in their right hand and pretend to do dancing with it similar to the Wii Remote mentioned above.

History

Just Dance

The worst game in the franchise was the first game, which contained a tracklist of 32 songs, half of which fucking sucked to an excessive degree. It had horrible motion sensing to the point where it was completely impossible to get a crown (15,000+ points) on some songs.

Just Dance 2

This game featured DLCs, most of which were stolen by Just Dance Summer Party and turned into essential ripoffs as a result. But that's not more, the main tracklist includes a variety of shit songs and ones that have already lost their status in pop culture today.

The Smurfs Dance Party

Because Ubisoft rehashes just about everything they make, they made Just Dance again expect this time, the characters are The Smurfs. Yep, Somehow, Ubisoft managed to get Sony to give them rights to use The Smurfs but instead of thinking something original, They used the just dance template and sold it as a Smurfs game when really its just a downgraded version JD1.

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The Smurfs, after being on Ubisoft's soft core crack

Just Dance 4

Cheetoz finally backed this worthless crew of frogeaters and Just Dance finally got ported to the Wii U, which most Just Dance fags will argue to be current despite being overthrown by the Nintendo Switch.

Just Dance 2016

The unarguably shittiest installment of the franchise to date. Features a wide selection of old or non-catchy pop "songs" and is where the Wii version went downhill.

Just Dance 2017

Where Ubisoft decided to head next and autistically port it to the PC. They decided to give the axe to Party Masters because the developer team has become a bunch of dumb fucks. They still had the tiny bit of stamina necessary to include dance mash-ups however.

Just Dance 2018

Lo and behold, mash-ups are gone as if this couldn't get even more fucked up. The series now officially goes downhill, and the seventh gen consoles only get 40 new overrated and commonly fangirled songs with terrible choreographies.

Just Dance 2019

The game where all shit broke loose. On day one of the announcement, they had announced a song that was extremely secks-shual and Ubisoft is too retarded to know Spanish or use fucking Google Translate. It featured a frog on a pond with all moves mostly lifted from the official music video because Ubisoft is a band of talentless hacks. They were so fucking retarded to the point that it had to be removed a month and a half later. But that's not all: after stealing music from Drake without permission, they let down the remainder of their audience that they still had and were forced to cover up the song's existence in forced system updates.

On November 19, 2018, approximately one month after this game's release, the developers decided to be lazy again and shut off the server for the online services of Just Dance 2014 and 2015, two of the better games of the series. Welp, enjoy playing them offline, to the dismay of most of you JD4 and JD2014 fags.

Just Dance Unlimited

Just Dance Unlimited, or as furfags like to call it, "JDU", or as smartphone fags like to call it, "Just Dance Nao", is an autistic service invented by Ubisoft when their shitty DLC ideas were not well received. It's a money laundering scam not available on the Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 where you can play exclusive newly added songs as well as an autistic remastered collection of songs from the first three heavily outdated games.

It includes shitty songs from "Maroon Moroon 5", Meghan Trainor, Sia, Sean Paul, and other shitty pop artists.

Fandom

The Just Dance fandom is full of retards who can't get their facts straight, and faggots who use retarded slang such as "wig", "we stan", "sksksskskskk", "iconic", and "hot" and associate them with their faggotry. The wiki is the most unstable factor of this joint you'll ever come across, led by a terrible and incompetent feminine bureaucrat named Master Hydraffe (real name: Jun-Kai Ng), an immature teenage-level Singaporean chink and a typical troll who's known to abuse his powers and ban you from the troll-filled Facebook chat if you ever dare point out his mental retardation or his insistence on twisting words to get his own way, say "faggot", point out this thread where he literally fucking swore uncensored, and make complaints against him, and then he'll claim you're "stirring trouble" because he, Mikey, and Kubas are unfunny emofags and retards who are butthurt over 4chan slang and deserve to be demoted and banned from the place permanently. They act like they're exclusively gay to try to match the competence of Mono Chan/Flower Marlin (powerword: Monomit Sarker), TheChibiKing (powerword: Marco Di Virgilio) and some Pokéfag, three active users of that community, yet the unfunny trolls actively try to persuade you into thinking the four main music whores Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Taylor Swift are hawt.

The drama on there is as excessive as it is unfunny, contrary to what Chink-ster Hydraffe tries to defend himself with, as butthurt teen autist ArianatorsAndKatyKatsUnited aka JDM2004 was raided by a lulz-filled hero who went under the pseudonym "Bitchlasagna274" to attack his stupid "Just Dance Favorites", as if it would ever exist because the autist doesn't even know how to mod and pretends to have Planedec's level of IQ.

Oh, and Hydraffe and JustDavis are emotional drama queens who act like admitting that "Fucj uou imfh whay sbhwdix asd baclgroubf .inr syays unvotheyes" is broken English and blaming yourself for your own autism is racist or ableist. Master Hydraffe is known to insult anyone who is a rollbacker from L.A., California over intelligence, something that the former ironically lacks in the most unfunny way possible.

In general, you can assume that any male Just Dance fan other than GetLuck or KevenDuring360 is a furry and/or submissive bottom faggot with little to no craving for pussy.

See also

• Dance Dance Revolution
• Dancing Sandwich
• The Kadaitcha Dancers

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