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Debug
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Debugging is what programmers do to beta software to make it take up more room on your hard drive if it is running too efficiently.
How to debug
- First you must write a program to debug, copy one off the internet, or bang on the keyboard while having large sausages tied to your fingers.
- Try to compile/run/play/rape "your" program or whatever.
- Work out which part of your program is not correct. The best way to do this involves either the trial-and-error method with a hex editor, or alternatively a Ouija board.
- Fix the code, or whine about it not working on a forum until someone does it for you.
- If it still doesn't work, seriously, go whine about it on a forum until someone does it for you.
- Try again. If you don't get any errors, then your error checker is probably broken.
- When everything is working fine, publish the program on your Freewebs website, discuss it on a Proboard and write an article about how "OMG aws0m3" your Image Organiser™ is.
- ?????
- PROFIT!!!
Other usages
- Debug, like any word in the English language, can be used as a euphemism for sex. Eg:
- I debugged your mom last night
- De-bug can also refer to the removal of centipedes from the vagina
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