Ditto

Late last Thursday, a ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.

dittooooooooooo!

Characteristics

It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous pokémans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not. They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.

This is acceptable because all pokémans are generally asking for it and enjoy copulating with warmed up jello.

However, because this Pokémon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon, but in fact a Ditto.

Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.

Ditto has a magical move called Transform. The only other pokéman that can use it is Mew, but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.

Ditto may be a living venerial disease or STD.

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  Rule 34

Ditto is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark

Ditto is part of a series on Memes Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.