DJ Khaled

In today's world, you don't have to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, DJ Khaled,known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty rappers do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on Snapchat with inspirational captions. Somehow this man, is showing how wasteful we human beings really are.

How is DJ Khaled even famous?

You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? Well no; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? Of course not; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts "DJ KHALED!!!!!", "WE MAKE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!!" and ANOTHER ONE!!!!! over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists".

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Snapchat

On Snapchat he posts pictures of himself doing a funny face with a caption trying to spout wisdom that you'll probably forget.

Tyler the Creator

The former unfunny troll rapper, Tyler the Creator decided to create his most artistic album yet "IGOR" which pissed off DJ Khaled. He was mad that it didn't go number one.

Tyler the Creator could give a fuck less and said this:

	“	Bro, that Khaled thing was like, it was fun, it was just watching a man die inside, The weirdo was winning. I was moonwalking in a wig. This nigga had everyone on his album. For some guy like that to kind of indirectly be like, 'That ain't real rap, that ain't real Black music,' that's what it felt like, And I was like, my nigga, don't do...but I didn’t say nothing, I just let that No. 1 speak. Nigga’s ego had to deal with that because his whole identity is being No. 1. And when he didn’t get that, that sat with him longer in real-life time than that moment. I moved on. That nigga ego was deflated, he’ll probably never admit [it].	„
	—Tyler the Faggot

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