Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift was an unfunny author of many shitty books and a renowned IRL Troll from Ireland.

Biography

Swift at his wedding, monogamy indeed.

Jonathan Swift, son to an English mother, was born a pampered, rich and beautiful aristocrat. He owned several farms in the fields outside Dublin and spent most of his childhood writing angsty stories, sucking potato juice, and molesting cattle. After attending college, Swift went to England to become a politician but was soon labeled a pedophile after he was caught sleeping with an 8 year old girl named Stella. Ostracized from society, Swift and Stella quickly fled back to Ireland.

Swift subsequently got a high position in the Irish government and spent the next 50 years smoking pot and getting high on LSD. He wrote many books about going on these acid trips, visitng the land of midgets, the land of giants, the magical island of La Puta (see Spanish), and a kingdom of intellectual horses.

In his later life, Swift became a limousine liberal and got involved with criticizing the British for their unfair treatment of Irish peasants. The British, in an attempt to get rid of him, invited him to a banquet and offered him a large plate of cyanide pills, telling him that they were "biscuits". Swift, like the drugged lardass he was, voraciously ate them all and immediately died. Because of this, he is considered to be the greatest Irish hero in history EVAR!!!

Famous Books by Jonathan Swift

• A Tale of a Tubby
• Jimbo's Travels
• A Modest Proposal

Fucking Irish coward

	“	A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick, commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a Juvenalian satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729. Swift appears to suggest in his essay that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies. By doing this he mocks the authority of the British officials.	„

I don't see why this is satire [1]. Articles on Jews and Rape are much more satiricalness. Swift's article just states the obvious and therefore lacking in lulz.

P.S. Here's a good recipe that can be used for cooking delicious Irish babies. (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-live/roast-suckling-pig-recipe/index.html) (Obviously most Irish babies weigh less than 15 pounds due to foetal alcohol syndrome, so adjust recipe accordingly.)