Crossfire

This article is about the online game Crossfire. For the gay chat app, see xfire.

Crossfire is an online free-to-play massive shooter game made in some Korean homebrew shack made by incapable 16-year-old's for noob 16-year-olds. The framerates are ridiculously low and CS Source and graphics are on par with the latest in computer gaming, Counter-Strike 1.6! Since it is free anyone can play it because half of the world is too poor to actually BUY a decent game. This game over run by Brazilians and Turks that have shitty attitudes, computers, internet connections and hacks.

Noobs Everywhere

In Crossfire, practically all players are either noobs, fair play noobs (so-called forumers), children or girl gamers posting on the forums in all pink and internet retarded Brazilians. There are many reasons for becoming noob in this game. Excerpt of possible reasons for being noob:

• lucker
• sprayer
• croucher
• bullet-dodger
• backside-killer
• lowpinger
• highpinger
• lagger
• hacker
• waller
• chammer
• aimbotter
• wallhacker
• reloadkill
• textkill
• lolkill
• typing
• afk
• phonekill
• toiletkill
• food
• eating
• omg-headshot
• rifler-in-sniper-match
• scar-light-noob
• kriss-noob
• ak-noob
• m12-noob
• m60-noob
• awm-noob
• dragunov-noob
• pistol-noob
• grenade-noob
• smoke-noob
• flash-noob
• newbie
• noob
• nub
• nab
• ahole
• generic-fck-you-all

All of these things can make you NOOB. So .. don't forget to liberally spread these words in spam fashion in the game rooms especially..... ESPECIALLY in a game room full of Brazilians.

Fair Play

Playing fair in this shitty game is as rare as someone taking a purple shit that smells like flowers. So this is how you can help to play fair with those shitty laggy ass Brazilians. This is APPROVED TO WORK 1000% OF THA TIME REGARDLESS because even the moderators don't give a shit about the game. So you can contribute to the spread of salty butthurt by following the complex yet simple steps below.

1. Make a new account at the website.

2. Download the client (may take from a couple of minutes or two days with walmart internet)

3. Go to MPGH.NET and download the latest HACKS!!!!!

4. update the game (3 hours later)

5. start your fuckin hacks.

6. start the game client.

7. look at the daily missions (do Search and Destroy as these games end quickly)

8. start hackin....AWWWW SHITTT PWNAGE, BITCH!!!!!!

9. ????

10. PROFIT

11. IF BANNED repeat steps 1 and 5-8.

Nice Things to Know

• The forums are moderated by a mutant noob guy named Saladin.
• Don't forget to look SPOPs and STAR characters under their hood for a big bonar, err, bonuses.
• Don't forget to join a clan with an offensive name, like Brasil.
• You can circument the - again, CHEAP - swear words filter by putting dots into your beloved word.
• Don't forget to call people "hack", "kick" or "reported" when they make double kills or, even worse, TRIPLE kills.
• You can bind spam messages onto the F5, F6, F7 and F8 keys under Options, tab "Community". Ironic, isn't it?
• Everyone speaks Brazilian or Turkish.
• All the gun are over priced AS FUCK!
• Every game mode is ass with a capital A
• Graphics are like a Game boy
• Most players are about 12 to 15 (giggity)
• HACKERS ARE EVERY WHERE, SO JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!!
• there are always useless gun updates

Offensive Things to Say

• kick XY
• hack, hek, hak, haker
• XY reported
• XY gay farmer noob
• learn to play
• use a real gun
• off that noob gun
• AFF
• FDP
• lets get on 1v1 ESL, you up to it noob?
• PORRA
• LIXO
• you have no life! (works well against high leveled players)
• call them gay (gay isn't blocked in chat, LOL SMART)
• NO AIM NO AIM NO AIM
• go uninstall the game, you F@g
• any momma joke in the book
• talk shit about Brazil (always works)

Game Modes

Here is the list as follows

Search & destroy

In S&D its all about who has the better campers..... seriously its not fun just imagine only two people from each team moving while everyone else waits behind walls hoping for someone to run by. Sometimes hackers join the game and starts going ape shit since there are only 5 rounds its like an endurance round for anyone with legit programs that actually help you become better by pressing a button to aim.

Team Deathmatch

Also known as spray and pray mode is played by almost everyone in crossfire. To give a vivid picture on this just imagine a WHOLE bunch of Autistic people on 10 pounds of sugar with super soakers running around and aiming at everything expect their targets. So if you don'thave a bad case of Parkinson like 95% of crossfire, than this gamemode is right for you.

Ghost Mode

In this mode one side is NOT invisible and has guns while the other side IS invisible and can only use knifes.(sounds fair)

if you are on Global risk(team with guns): turn your gamma at 100 to make ghost easier to see when they move. This will make it fun since GR ALWAYS WINS

if you are on the Ghost Team: well your out of luck..... if you move you die, if you jump you die, if you think you die, if you read you die, if you bunnyhop you die, if you count you die, if you kill someone you die, if you die you die, if you duck you die, if you plant the bomb in the last couple of seconds and you are the only one alive to defend the bomb you die, if you fall you die, and if you lag you die. So if you dont want to die just stand still then you will become invisible but if you do..... you guessed it... you die.

NOTE: if a ghost calls you a hacker keep killing the team and say "he keeps whispering where the team is kick him"

So-called Elite channels

Echo 8 is a place where faggots who engage in faggorty go due to their xenophobic nature and egotistical fantasies of being "pro" at a poorly managed, aging game with bad graphics and gunfire registry problems (shots do not register damage).

Alpha 7 is a place where faggots who engage in faggorty go due to their tendency to hang out with other chinks who like them; only play S&D Black widow and TDM Ship.

Staff

The Z8games staff consist of the main game moderator called by his forum name '[GM]Saidin' he is a mentally retarded ginger haired 30 something (not round the waist) that does relatively nothing other than make useless events that give away useless stuff for 7 days, posts useless shit in the forum that only the mentally challenged believes and generally makes sure he maintains the status quo that being a very poorly run game.

The forum moderators are chosen by [GM]Saidin, this ginger haired retard picks the best forum trolls and dickryders who defend his company/portal no matter what regardless.

Then these former trolls/dickryders ie moderators who are little more than children find themselves to be in a position of a lot of power (although imaginary) as they can now delete/close threads.

So they do this in a epic fashion and enforce the GM's rules ie no talking about hacking even though the game is infested with southern american/brasilian hackers, no talking about the brasilian hacking population even though these players make up much of the hack population. And locking threads they do not like even though the thread poster broke no rules.

Weblinks

Crossfire homepage

Crossfire Hacks

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