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Moonbase Alpha

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Moonbase Alpha is a downloaded game created by the Jews at NASA. Their original intent was to create a simulator to educate the common folk, but because the internet has a tendency to fuck up every attempt at being normal, the game is now a festering pool of faggotry (implying that it was ever not faggotry). Once people realized that the game included text-to-speech engine to convert their homosexual cybersex into a voice that resembles that of Steven Hawkling, people began spamming non-sensical phrases and letters to listen to the speech and piss off everyone actually trying to win the game and connect white hoses full of cum into the jew showers. Common phrases that are observed are aeiou, John Madden!, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, lolololololol, asss asss asss, ass to cactus, brbrbrbbrbr, 9999999, snake? Snake?! SAAAAKE!!!, and anything else that sounds fucked up when converted to speech by the game engine. It's a free download on Steam, and it's funny trolling the 10 year old kids playing for about 5 minutes. The actual goal of the game is to save some tards running around in fursuits on the Moon, driving around rape vans and connecting their hoses. NOT AVAILABLE FOR MACS, HUEHEUHUEHEUHUE. GO SUCK MY DICK STEVE JOBS NASA has decided to send all the tards to the Moon and not give them enough oxygen. i.e. entire plot of Moonbase Alpha

Type this command into chat: [:dv br 600][:dv lo 600][:dv pp 600][:dv hs 1000] and proceed to spam 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'. Massive lulz will be had.
WARNING: DO NOT WEAR HEADPHONES/ HAVE VOLUME TURNED ALL THE WAY UP!!1one

AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU UUUUUUU

motdb: Okay Gentlemen. On 3!

motdb: 1

motdb: 2

motdb: 3

motdb: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hiroshimalol: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

raepinmydong: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

An average day on moonbase alpha.

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