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Weev/Lyrics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
< Weev
Template:Weev Weev shows off his fully sick rhyming skills by rewording/ruining "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
Weev also authored the lyrics to both the Rob Levin metal tracks.
[13:04] weev: you let me ruinate you [13:04] weev: you let me deface you [13:04] weev: you let me penetrate you [13:04] weev: you let me donginate you [13:05] *** Super_Buick has joined #ed. [13:05] weev: HELP ME [13:05] weev: i broke apart your blogosphere [13:05] weev: HELP ME [13:05] weev: ive got no v14g|r4 to sell [13:05] weev: HELP ME [13:05] weev: the only thing that works for me [13:05] weev: help me deface the blog of somebody else [13:05] kardus: I can't help but move my waist :( [13:05] weev: i want to XSS like a lolhat [13:05] *** swedechef has joined #ed. [13:05] weev: i want to feel your network from the inside [13:05] weev: i want to XSS like a lolhat [13:05] weev: your social networks been wronged [13:05] weev: you're now closer to dongs [13:06] *** w00t has joined #ed. [13:06] *** Mode change "+v w00t" for channel #ed by mediacrat. [13:06] weev: you can have my jizztapo [13:06] weev: you can have the chickenfucker [13:06] weev: you can remove my absence of lol [13:06] weev: your shitty blog can take a fall
He also did Tool's Aenima on this post on the full-disclosure mailing list:
Fret for your nagios and Fret for your network and Fret for your servers and Fret for your SOA and Fret for your options and Fret for your ajax and Fret for your upstream and Fret for your SAN. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of tards here in this worthless hole we call the internet the only way to fix it is to cause its drones to fret any fucking time any fucking day learn to hack, we'll fucking troll it all away some say an IOS worm will spread thru bgp followed by IIS and openssh exploits followed by netapps that are instantly emptied followed by IPS signature engine overflows some say the end is near some say we'll see dongadeggon soon i certainly hope we will i sure could use something great to jack off to stupid blogs, silly blogs, stupid blogs one great big festering dotcom distraction i've got a suggestion to keep you all occupied learn to hack. learn to hack. learn to hack. dongs are gonna fix it all soon. dongs are comin' round to put it back the way it oughta be.